R8 my tinder profile Veeky Forums

R8 my tinder profile Veeky Forums

How soon will I be swimming in the pussy?

you're trolling but still i feel the need to remind you that you'll die a virgin
2/10

I am much worse than this guy and I have had sex

I give it an XD. Wanna share Marvel gifs on tumblr?

oh yeah he's physically attractive enough to have sex but clearly he's a horrid mess of red flags to literally any other human being

>being this jealous

cringe/10

You'll still get more pussy than 90% of Veeky Forums tho.

femanon here, wouldactuallytap/10

i've been found out
upgrading to a 4/10

But you're fat, though. You don't count.

still more than you would get.

yeah, much more
way -too- much in fact
roll on home lardstains

struck a nerve user?

put the daki pic as your #1
guaranteed you'll get more matchs

yeah, one pinned by the last landwhale who tried to mount me

shade status: thrown

>sexual frustration projecting

it's hard not to be sexually frustrated when you start having flashbacks to "the incident" every time a grill takes her clothes of
get away from me meatrolls

that wasn't even me. Get rekt.

use one without glasses you dumbo

Are you stupid? The glasses is brilliant. Chicks love mystery.

>astigmatism
>mysterious

cringe/10

>blahino/10
>swimming in pussy ever

never since you don't swipe right

KEK FATTY BTFO

Gonna be blatently real with you dude.

clean up your beard. In pic 3 its visibly scrappy looking. maybe cut off like 1/2inch to an inch in addition to cleaning up the sides.

dont have sunglasses on in every picture, you come off as a try hard autist.

ditch the anime girl pillow. your nes controller shirt is fine, but the anime girl pillow is just way too much dude.

You do have some muscle mass, and do look swoler than the average male, but you arent super big. Dont have a flexing picture, its just laughable to people.

Honestly mate you can invent and present yourself however you fucking want on tinder. But the way you are going about it, you just seem like a weeby creepy manchild.

The Beard is too round,looks like a Shitskins,trim it down,workout more dress better,a little tan but not a cock roach goat fucker one