Does jelqing actually work? Is there a write up for this?

Damn son, whos the chick in the pic?

Taylor Swift you fucking asspie

Funny this thread should pop up, I just got into a LDR and I'm not gonna see her in person for a while. Been thinking about jelqing, myself to really rev things up when the time finally comes. So many mixed signals on the internet though.

>tfw no gf
>tfw I don't know that feel anymore
>feelsamazingman

this website is 18+
>it isnt

>LDR
ok user

It's not gonna work Jon, just be happy with your dick size and be happy it still gets hard

is 5" girth even enough these days?

no, women are size queens thanks to their abundance of choice

Yeah just get some vaseline and jelq for like 250 strokes ED and within 3 months you might grow a quarter of an inch in length and girth or something

But desu my dick has grown without jelqing
currently 7.25x5.75 and have yet to have ANY girl say I have a small dick, and normally get told i'm big when I pull my dick out hehe
feelsgoodmang.jpg

Is the meme true that women don't like big dongers past 5 inch girth? Considering getting a bath mats but I don't want to cockblock myself on girth

past 6 inch girth is probably too much for some.

no worries.

6.7x6 here. Girth is great. I've never had a girl who wasn't into it. Current girlfriend says she likes the "stretching" feeling. I'd really like to get to 7 or 8 in length, and 7 or so in girth. I'm considering jelqing pretty seriously.

This is ridiculous, sorry fellas. I have a monster cock clocking in at around 9 inches long and 3-4 inches thick. All women have loved it, even ones who started off complaining ended up loving it all the same.

>mfw it's true that 5" girth as good is a meme and 5.5" is the cut off range for good sex
Time to buy a bath mate

Sorry man. I hate to be that guy to another guy. If it's any consolation, I think my dick is pretty average, maybe even a little small. My girlfriend says it's perfect, and orgasms are easy to come by. But... I guess I'm interested in having a monster dick for me, not her.

I'm not trolling. Many women like girthy penis because they are loose.

But beyond 6 girth is approaching coke can size, sure some women can take it but forget a quickie and expect 48hr pussy cooldowns etc.

>My girlfriend says it's perfect
Why would she say otherwise? Don't take advise from women as it's never true

This is absolutely true. At 6, we have sex once a day, maybe twice if it's morning and night. She gets sore and overstimulated after every session. She's not loose. At least not relative to me.

Well, it's more about my orgasm percentage. I'm batting something really solid. No lower than 90%. Often I can get her to come twice.

it's not gay to want a monster dick for yourself. as long as it's attached to your body.

So I'm guessing 5.5" circumference is the gos dick? 5" is just too small for modern women

Nah it's fine. I'd start getting worried if I was like 4 inch girth or less.

48hr pussy cooldowns holy fuck lmfao. A very top kek indeed my man thank you.

I wouldn't say 5.5. I think 6 is best. From my experience it leaves them awed and interested. Some do some limited dick worship.

Never seen a single before and after pic with any noticeable difference. I hope im wrong but..

>beyond 6 is coke can
i just measured and a coke can has 8.75 inch girth
you are retarded

>have a 6.5x5
>when I asked all my gfs and they said they've all had bigger
>they all talk about their love of big cocks during sex and foreplay
>barely feel like im stretching them out
>mfw 5 inch girth is a meme

Simple google search, it takes like 5 seconds, says that average erect penis girth is 4.8", with the normal range being anywhere from 4-5".

So... you shouldn't have any issue if you are over 4" around, so long as you are not a tall guy. For some reason taller guys are expected to have a massive cock. I'm 6'2" and this has been my bane. 6.5"x4.5" ....

I honestly think girls sleep with me expecting a bigger one. They don't say anything, and I don't ask. I have friends who manlets, who are like 5'8", and have even smaller dicks, but they seem to have good sex lives, and their girls stick around longer.

I'm thinking my height makes me attract size queens, and that my normal size cock is smaller that what they expected.

Anyhow, don't be too tall for your cock.

>thinking woman want average
the average male is DYEL, is that the standard that women flock to?

yep, you just made that up homer. Women won't brag about their love of cocks bigger than yours right in front of you. Their "anti-slut" social defense mechanism prevents this.

Even if she loves the way huge dicks feel, she still will not say this directly to a guy who she is concerned with impressing - one whom she wants the approval of.

If she is not even concerned for your approval, and is just fine with rubbing your lack of size in your face, then WHY are you keeping her around?

Seriously? Havent you EVER felt the enthusiasm of a girl who is REALLY REALLY into you? When you're alone with her and she just wants to touch you and be with you and make you happy? One who will do your laundry, and do whatever it takes to sexualy please you? She will cuddle up to you while you watch your favorite movie, and fuck you in the middle of the living room floor, and nuzzle up to your chin as if you're the greatest thing on earth, and she makes you feel like that. Have you EVER had that?

If you had you would not tollerate a girl who treats you as you have described.

>tfw same size
>tfw I date asians from asia
>tfw they say I'm big
>tfw you can hit the end of their vagina and it is super tight

Cock insecurity is a huge deal. Dunno why really.

Girls generally don't care

yeah I thought the same thing

>Girls generally don't care

Women don't flock to men based on cock size. They will flock to them based on other things, but in general the big cock card can only be played once they already submit to sex with you.

Also, charisma, wealth and power > muscle any day.

This isn't to say you shouldn't build yourself up. Its a very good idea to, but quit worrying about your cock size.

Man women talk a big game. When they actually get it they go ow-ow-ow and put their hands in the way and shit, and start tapping out when it gets real.

Most of them don't even know what they're talking about and can't judge size at all. They think a small guy with a big dick is bigger than big guy with a big dick.

>yep, you just made that up homer. Women won't brag about their love of cocks bigger than yours right in front of you.
I either asked them when they were sober and 20% told me I wasn't the biggest, the other 80% told me I was their biggest. Got em shitfaced drunk and the 80% admitted they had bigger.
>why would I do this
because I had to see how deep the rabbit hole went
>why would I put up with this?
bcause I havn't fucked a virgin and its hard to find them at 24

cock card gives you confidence, which translates into charisma

WHO IS THIS EJACULATION SENSATION

5" isn't at the threshold though as all my gf's have been able to take it, somewhere 5.5-6.0" is that golden zone where where you stretch them without hurting them too much
>wanting to be that nu-male that women dont show lust to but rather simple attraction

>Does jelqing actually work?
Sure, if your goal is to ruin the only penis you'll ever have.

I think it was a one time only thing. not that poster but saw her in a before after thread a long time ago. had to edit it to be sfw for this board

>6x5.5
>never felt bad or insecure about dick size

Dick size threads and manlet threads belong on /r9k/

thats because you have the perfect girth and your length is able to hit the fornix of many women in certain positions. Also that chart is a meme or takes the worldwide average as 5 girth isn't preferable for many western women

haven't spent the time to look up the video but here is the full image if you wanted it
sli.mg/F4JRwP

>College girls on "Does Size Matter?"

youtube.com/watch?v=QpYGdcQe01s

>in the red zone

Story time
>last year
>in college
>finals week
>6/10 tinder slut throws herself at me
>fuckitwhynot.jpeg
>be fucking her in her dorm room
>she came atleast once maybe more
>I finish
>laying there looking at the ceiling
>suddenly she squats over my chest
>niggawtf.gif
>she says "FIST ME!"
>"ugh... What?"
>"FUCKING FIST ME!"
>"THE LUBE IS IN THE TOP DRAWER, LUBE IT UP AND FIST ME!"
>knocked that bitch over
>grabbed my crap and got the fuck out
>11/10 would bang an ugly fist fucker again

I've never had a problem satisfying women, but that's the first and only time I've had a girl request such a thing. Anyone have similar experience?

Do kegels

should've done it

Why not tho? It was just a 6/10 tinderho anyways. A select few women like that shit, my friend has fisted a chick and he's well above average. Don't read too much into stuff just do.

Are these masturbation toys? I'm thinking about one but I'm /nofap/

its for getting a thiccer choc

I know but is it gonna get me off

That can't happen matey

>taking the nofap meme this far?

Leave me alone

>pls no bully

gb2reddit

Yes jelqing works OP, I probably shouldn't mention this on 4chin but le Reddit xD has a jelqing subreddit, look through the top posts and you'll see some evidence (not peer reviewed mind you)

also go to PEGym or Thundersplace, they've got a pictures subforum, some users post shit pictures but some post comparison pictures with the same lighting etc. every 1 month, so you can actually compare their pics side by side and you can see it's the same dick but it's grown

also

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20102448

there was another study done with another extender, published in the British Journal of Urology if I'm not mistaken, but I can't find it right now. I had access to the study and read the paper, there was statistically significant growth (p < 0.01) of 2.3 cm +- 1 cm SD after 6 months of usage.

point of the story being, yes you can make your dick bigger, it's just that medical orthodoxy doesn't really care about making dicks bigger, and there's no funding for it (nobody in academia wants to be known as the guy who studied whether you can make dicks bigger or not)

problem is length is a meme girth is what matters

Sure but jelqing is primarily a girth exercise. Just start slow and be careful so you don't kill your dick

>ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20102448
Hey nice thanks, might buy one. 9 hours a day is alot tho

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18990153

Gotcha bitch! Here's the second study.

>thinking dick size matters this much

found the dicklet

Why do I get the feeling these threads are all made by people marketing products?

...

Fucking kikes. Take your penis-breaking devices and go circumcise your self with them.

>another dick thread
Oh boi, i bet you also believe in the bbc.

to be fair women really do prefer above average dicks, not even shilling

>implying girls even have any idea what average is

>not even shilling
that's what a shill would say

>implying women dont take the average of the dick they've taken
>implying women dont universally like to be stretched out

Of course, everybody wants bigger dicks. But the Jew's stretching device ain't gonna make it happen.

>6.7x5.5
>top-right of redzone
Now that's what I call an ego boost

>empirical, peer reviewed evidence
>lel the kikes Xdddd

bait is delicious

if a genie comes out of a lamp and says he will either give you a 50% chance to increase your dick size by 10% or a 100% chance to give you $200, which would you choose?

If there were no side effects, 10%. If there was risk of dick breakage, the $200.

see for a better comparison

no chance of dick breakage with the bathmate as long as youre sensible (jelqing is a different story)

how can i measure my girth without a measuring tape?

wrap some cord (such as string or headphones) around it then hold it straight on a ruler...come on use some spacial reasoning

>6.9
>wants bigger

FUCKKK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

SOME OF US ARE STUCK WITH TINY INFANT COCKS AND YOU'RE SITTING HERE WHINING ABOUT WANTIING BIGGER. NO ONE WILL EVER SEE ME NAKED, I FUCKING HATE MY DISGUSTING 5 INCHER

I can wrap my mouth around it and compare to a ring sizer?

I'm 5 inches too and I've fucked like 6-7 girls..... But I'm fat , when I put the fat back , I'm a solid 6.5 , sometimes 7 on a good day.

he saids he wants more width, 5" girth is not very big for women

>have 5 inch girth
>will never stretch out a woman
why live

Nah because the dude isn't black.

ffs, jelqing does work but it has severe consequences. The one reason I can't fucking stand those two forums is they are so delirious and grandiose about the effects and never forebode the consequence.
You do get small gains but they are from traumatic damage. The original tissues inside are replaced with scar tissue. There is no safe way of gaining penis size on tissue that by normal means do not grow without hormones. This effect is amplified if you use pumps or whatever, and you can permanently damage your manstick beyond recovery.

>Squat ass
He actually fell for the high test meme

>not just injecting human growth hormone directly into your dick.

It's like you don't want a monster cock

...

All joking aside, will concentrated injections of HGH into my shaft cause my dick to grow?

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