TattooS?!?!?!?!?! WHat think?

o god i would bury my semen so hard up in that shit even thought im a virgin

I advise literally everyone to not get them.

I had a bunch of buddies in high school get tatted when they turned 18, and they all thought they were fucking sick. Not even 5 years later, and every single one regrets it. They have the choice between lame ass tattoos they once thought were cool, and laser removal.

Honestly, I look at my clothes. I look at shit I was wearing 2-3 years ago, and just think "What the fuck was I doing wearing this?". If that's literally never happened to you, then you've at least met a basic requirement. I don't know where to go from there.

Be careful, you may think they just work the yards. They could be connected and fuck your family up

Also if its something discreet and actually pretty meaningful, and not some flamboyant horseshit most people have, I would be actually intrigued.

Tats are trash. Get one. I like to have that warning.

>implying all of them shouldn't be pumped and dumped
Enjoy being a cuck paying vaginamony the rest of your life.

You losers would take whatever you could get.

says the virgins

lol

>He made it
>Has no tats

What was the fucking point then you dumb shits? Jesus this board is full of fake smart people. Dyel as fuck.

butt hurt tat whore?

Rate my new tattoo

Have a cousin 30 and his whole body, minus face is covered in tats. Including top of feet. Yes, his dick is tatted. Sign-post -- any dude who gets his dick tatted -- well another whole story(I've known 3 dudes) Dump tats; get pierced!

probably going to get something like this on my leg/ass when I get really Veeky Forums

>when I get really fit

Tattoo haters in a nutshell.

i dont agree with tattoos and personally would never get one, but i dont judge randos who choose to. its their body

>Tattoo haters

Tattoos are awesome

Rate my progress

>Tattoos?
Cool in theory, bad in practice. Avoid.

plz be photoshopped

It's real. Why would I photoshop

problem with tattoos is I'm going to 100% get sick of the subject matter

If this is real, you've started moving in the right direction, but you need to keep going that way until you reach the end of the road.

the grim reaper looks like shit, way too fucking big, you look like shit because you need all this 'alt expression' garbage on you

get your life together you bum, save up for tattoo removal

it's not like they'd be interested in you idiots anyway lmao
you'd be lucky getting those "higher class" and "pure" women you want so bad too considering how self-righteous you faggots are

Honestly tattooed women are my favourite, it adds a certain amount of individuality and decor to them. Makes them more one-of-a-kind.

Nah I have a qt gf bruh

Have I ever lied to you?

i actually want a tat on my shoulder or back

or anywhere that i can hide in the future if i dont want it anymore.

:(

I will brother. Thank you for your support

R8 and h8

>skeleton
suits u m8

Not that guy but Fuck the haters. While I dont like your tattoos and style doesnt mean you shouldnt like it yourself.

Keep improving user, you are doing great. Less cardio and more lifting or your lose skin will be an issue.

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He's right.

Tats are approved by the main man himself

Start playing Pokemon go immediately.

Tattoos say a lot about spending habits.

If it makes you feel any better I thought your pic was one of the joke pics of awful tattoos that people always post here

Haha, this user knows

>Having a lot of money is bad

$2000 on each arm and $1400 on my back. Work harder.

i want to get venni vitti vicci on my chest like zyzz

No, no that doesn't make me feel any better . I thought was a positive board. It's why I felt confident enough to lose weight and fix my life. Please don't be mean. Some of us are really trying

>Keep improving user, you are doing great.

Thank you, brother. I really try to practice disciple and optimism. Not always easy but I try my best.

>not just tattooing zyzz on your chest

lmao uh huh got me bro. I fucked an arsenic model last night. have fun with your tramp stamped peasant women who think flowers on their ribcage make them unique

jesus christ you pussy read up on psychological resilience. read some fucking history. 19 year old kids were storming the beaches in normandy 70 years ago and you can't handle someone saying something mean online

Why don't you just get a fuckload of memes tattooed all over your chest while you're at it, you unoriginal shitter.

pussy 101 alert

BTW who is this hourglass-figured semen demon you posted, do you know?

Actually not bad at all familia. Just keep losing the weight, and get to ottermode. That tattoo on your abdominal will look pretty damn good if you can get shredded enough.

Thoughts? I need something to cover up these fucking scars bruuuuh. I don't know why I did it. I was like fucking 10 years old, I just did it because my dad molested me ._.
>I'm a practicing zen bhuddist, I love the idealism of bhuddism and meditate on the daily before the gym.
>I need one. I can't stand people seeing this shit and thinking I was some sort of fucking emo kid.
>I got the idea to cut myself from fucking family guy.. Fuck.

Jesus man sorry to hear that, and i don't like the solid top portion but the mandala is nice.

Happy meditating bro

Thanks. The solid portion is pretty gay imo. Pretty solid way to start a sleeve to. Kinda personal, but it's Veeky Forums so whatever. It sucks, girls don't mind surprisingly... I do. Rather have an employer see a tattoo then self harm as well.

instagram.com/p/BFw9bDRM5uQ/
tfw no qt powerlifting asian gf

Kidnap one and set up a squat rack in your basement?

id rather have her kidnap me desu

Tattoos? Yeah right. Good luck getting hired at my job, sucking dicks behind the gas station.

>Work harder

I don't have to since I don't waste my money, kek.

Also, >working harder when you should work smarter

Neber gun make it.

If this is real, I hate everything about you and I want you to die.

Rich, media-blind hipster with no accountability or morals beyond limp-wristed slacktivism and misdirected resentment for a nonexistent status quo that fills your life with shameful decadence, yet you choose to bite its hand for a taste of real, human blood.

You mark your body with ink and piercings to compensate for your withered, corrupt soul because without those crutches, your inner demons would claw their way out of your rotted, malfunctioning genitalia and eat you alive.

The phone you use, the clothes you wear, the house you have the audacity to call "small and shitty". You're a parody of the American liberal. You're a sick joke invented by the left-wing bureaucrats on Buzzfeed and Twitter, slapping hashtags and trending newsletters on your back like they're branding a fucking mule for the slaughter.

You've got a chain lodged in your throat after you've fallen once too many times to social media bait, and now every time someone attempts to yank that chain out of your fat, miserable little gullet, you cry and holler in pathetic protest, afraid to see yourself for what you really are.

The only reason I tell myself I would not put you out of your faithless little misery you call a life, is because I am actually morally superior to you in a way you could not understand.

The fact that my psychology even exists is probably such a foreign and alien concept to you that you'd have a tantrum just trying to block the sight of me out.

You fucking disgusting excuse for a human being. And I'm not even talking about your body.

Elliot?

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Haha I draw and have designed tattoos for people, so I really don't care how much people spend on body art. Personally I don't have any and don't care about getting one. I just don't like the type who really can't afford tattoos yet go out of the way to spend all their money on ink when they have kids to take care of or debt and shit. The irresponsible type.

is this pasta

>"You've got a chain lodged in your throat after you've fallen once too many times to social media bait, and now every time someone attempts to yank that chain out of your fat, miserable little gullet, you cry and holler in pathetic protest, afraid to see yourself for what you really are."
That was awsome.

I think it can look cool on people, at first. If it's just a person I will never see again, I start thinking I sort of get why people get tattooed.

If it's someone I meet regularly, I find myself getting really sick of them. My friend has some a few bears and tree tatts (like a woodcutter hipster).

If I get sick of other people's tattoos, I would probably get even sicker of my own.

How much would a tattoo like this cost?

This is either Pasta or holy shit user get a life

either way this is pasta now

I think we've just witnessed the birth of a new pasta, lads. Unless someone's seen this before? I haven't.

>chubby cheeks
>avocado jawline

3/10

I have. It's on /b/ a few weeks ago.

>that gif

upvoted and reddit gold

No, you fucking idiots. It's not pasta, and it's not some /pol/ shit either. I really, really, REALLY hate fucking liberals. But the difference between liberals and I is that I would never attempt to silence their freedom of speech or trod upon their rights in an effort to validate myself and harm the moral fiber of equal discussion.

Also, fuck that one user that said he heard this from /b/. Don't steal my shit, man. This is MY opinion, and this is MY right to say it. The expressions stated in my original post are MINE, and MINE ALONE.

There may be other people who think the way I do, and talk the way I do, but those words are mine; and not even the liberals will be able to take that from me.

This user is BRINGING THE HEAT

AND I LIKE IT

What are your lifts sensei

0/10
Try harder faggot.

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Just joshing with ya breh. You're pretty cringey but tattoos and piercings are degenerate af. Feeling conflicted.

This is pasta, obviously. Thank goodness. It really seems mean. I won't let you hurt my feelings anymore :)

I find tattoos and piercings; generally what you did with your body relatively disgusting.

Genuinely curious why you would do such a thing?

1/2/3/2 for 5x5

I know. I was a major curlbro back in highschool. I ONLY did curls and bench for two years straight. Literally nothing else. I was a fool.

I'm KIND of exaggerating. Keyword being "KIND OF". I actually really, really, really DO hate liberals; and that one user's pic legitimately pissed me off. I wouldn't say it to his face in public, because I'm not a massive fucking prick, but I know my fair share of liberals, and they're always the same.

I could write a fucking book about how much I hate liberals. Liberal-user, I'm sorry if I'm being really fucking nasty to you, and truth be told, if we met in the middle of Walmart or something, we'd probably get along just fine; but DAMN, if you ever even THOUGHT about bringing up gun control or if you ever even SUGGESTED raising the minimum wage, or ANYTHING like that, for that matter, I'd bang your sister, bang your girlfriend, bang your mom, and probably even bang your dad too if I could.

Not even joking. I'm being dead fucking serious. I'm not "le ebin meeming yu xD" or something.

I wouldn't slash your tires or beat you up or anything, because that's wrong and illegal; but I would literally fuck EVERYONE you ever loved. It's the only way I really know that can hurt you as much as I want it to hurt you.

Kys

>tfw nothing will change the fact that you're still a faggot

KYS

I think the only time a tattoo is worth getting is when it's from an expensive artist and looks fucking amazing. Other than that, getting meaningless small tattoos looks stupid and makes you look like a fucking degenerate.

Wow what a complete faggot. You sound like the biggest crybaby on Veeky Forums. /mlp faggots look tough standing next to you. Who said anything about politics? No one. How much of that massive pasta referred to tattoos? A single word in passing. It's generic enough to be posted in reference to anyone or anything, which is exactly why it's pasta. So you're 1) a faggot whiner fugitive from /pol who's completely off point and 2) a pasta fag with no original ideas of your own. You're a waste of fucking space. Kill yourself.

nice bait faggot

Yeah all those fine lines are going to look like shit in 5 years.

>he thinks he's gonna walk after a session

I told my m8 to get this massive horrible fucking tattoo that only a brain dead retard would get right on his stomach, and he did it. Absolute madman

Same

Tattoo's are for Chad's who have plenty of daddy's money to throw away on something that they think makes them look artistic and unique. When in reality it's douchey and egocentric, not to mention 99% of tattoos are shitty knock offs of some fucking google stock image they get their faggy little hipster tattoo autist to do for them and post on instagram with a shitty little knock off caption and match the tattoo.