Sexual health thread

Did you just write a poem user

watch videos on youtube and practice on your hand

Use a condom when you fap. You'll start to associate arousal and condoms after a while.

>I still get crazy morning wood
I don't anymore. WHY

Low test

>tfw cant stay hard when fucking random girls
>tfw not up for a relationship
Is there any way to unfuck my shit without working towards being in a relationship?

Same prob, especially when its a new girl since thats extra anxiety on top of it

Started taking viagra, no more problems, boners a lot more automatic. You don't need a lot of it, try half a pill or even a quarter a pill.

Overexposure to sexual stimuli. Porn has fucked you over

If your girl won't go on the pill for you she ain't worth it. Nothing kills a passionate moment like the fucking condom.

You know that the pill fucks over a girl, right?

How? My girlfriend been on it for 7 months and she's fine.

emedexpert.com/compare/birth-control-advantages.shtml

Second this, the societal teachings about kissing will mean that when you're drunk you'll know what to do. Plus, you're drunk so have an excuse for mistakes

Literally every girl I know been taking it for years.

I barely watch porn any more, and when I do it's pretty soft or tame stuff. I watched it all the time when I used to get morning wood before. I've done noporn and nofap for periods of time and it didn't make a difference.
I'm only 23 so it's not like my body should be shutting down already.

Training wheels. My first gf was a chunker, but after 3 years of gettin good off of that my current gf is 7/10

I'm sure someone in the thread said it already, but the general advice is to get everything set up and then whip it on as fast as possible

Like I'll even open it, and lay it right down next to me, fool around a bit to make get 110% hard and then roll it on in less than 2 seconds

I'm in sixth form, UK, 18 years old

>got off with a girl at a party
>she actaully said "you're a big guy" (for you)
>I'm literally skelly
>continue speaking too her, get qt gf
>go round her's when parents are out, receive the succ
>probably gonna fugg next time I've got s free house :~~DDD

t-t-thanks /f-fit/

Can anyone give me some pointers on having sex for the first time? She's a virgin as well

I heard that morning wood comes when you wake up during your REM cycle. Maybe you just need better quality sleep

A lot of girls lose sex drive because of it.
Would rather wear a condom in that case.

>make gf take the pill for sex
>gf no longer wants to fuck very often due to lower free test
sounds like fun m8ey

First time is gonna suck (for her mostly). But keep on fuggin and it'll get better.

Dont overthink it. even if its bad who cares, you made it and she'll be just as new. Also dont jack off for atleast 3 days prior and your dick will be diamonds

Hitlerdubs confirm. Fuck

ITT: people who've never heard of nofap andor cialis

last longer than 3 minutes and your golden brah

forreal, it's not that hard. If she's a virgin too she's gonna be just as freaked out about it as you are, so might as well walk into it like you're a fucking stud, not like she'll know the difference

Forreal tho, just remember foreplay, get her all aroused and j00cy before you ram your rod in and it'll make things feel 10x better.

oh btw if her clit is the size of your dick, it's a dude
>inb4 user is pegged my roided out sheman

Yeah, I heard that it's not always the greatest for her but I assume she won't freak out the first time and not try again
Yeah, I don't really fap that much cos it's a waste of sexual potential, I'll abstain a few days, fap sans-porn on the day in the morning and go over

That doesnt happen unless you are an actual spastic retard

Anxiety. Try to be in the moment with her. Kiss her. Know that she wants to be there with you.

>can't keep a boner when putting condoms on guys

Maybe you aren't a faggot, OP, even though you're trying really hard to be.

theres already a sexual health thread

people like you are why mods delete the semi-off topic thread

Nah she's still horny as Fuck, at least Fuck 15 times a week. I'd have to go through a lot of condoms.

anyone stop giving a shit about all this stuff?

is it worth dealing with girls and their bullshit just for a bit of sex?

honestly I wonder if its worth it

Kissed for the first time at 18 with a qt, we full on made out, lip biting and all literally the first time, and it was pretty great, I had my eyes very slightly open though because it felt like if I closed them that's when I'd fuck up

What I'm trying to say is. If a dumb fuck liked me can go from no experience to hot as fuck make out sessions on the first time, so can you

Just put it in and go wild, you will either last 10 seconds or wont cum at all. She wont really enjoy it untill her 3rd or 4th time, it takes some time for girls to enjoy the feeling. The girl NEVER opens her legs properly the first time, so make sure she spreads them properly or you are in for a hard time.

I will get back to you when I have a sex

but for real though, flirting with a girl who you know is into you feels really good

It's not worth it, but unfortunately the ability to make gainz is significantly related to the biological imperative that is making fuck babies.

If I could have all the anabolic benefits of test and none of the horniness, shit would be so much easier

im just tired of it all

the chasing, the games, the drama

it isnt worth all the effort just to get laid, it feels like

Big gums are a sign of inflated gums which is an issue caused by not brushing your teeth as often as one should. Girls likely to have bad breath.

Source: Dentist Trainee

>The girl NEVER opens her legs properly the first time

Actually yeah this happened to me once, I was super confused because I assumed she wasn't a virgin

After some fumbling I pulled her legs apart and was like what are you doing?

>when putting a condom on guys
Just let him fuck you without one m8, get tested or something

You've already ruled out the physical problems because you are still capable of getting an erection. People will blame anything on this kind of problem, anxiety, porn, drugs, blah blah blah.

The real problem is simply that you aren't turned on enough. This is because your sex life sucks. You probably need to either be more open about your sexual desires and feelings with your partner or get a new partner altogether.

Do you stay hard while doing the coitus without a condom? May be a mental thing.

Have you tried a larger condom? If the condom is too tight it could reduce blood flow to the penis.

I would start doing kegels and the reverse kegels to strengthen your pelvic floor, these often help with erections.

Light jelqing will also improve erection quality.

Consider taking zinc, and, l-arginine or citruline malate.

>be 29
>still get morning wood
>masturbate regularly to vanilla porn
>tfw gf
>tfw having a gf or not does not impact my masturbation ritual
You might just have low test or you just might be a nu-male cuck

10/10 Bantz

pretty sure she ain't shemale but cheers for the warning
cheers for the tips, when I fingered her it took ages to get her panties off and open her legs

not sexual health because virgin but sex related:

How do I move the topic to sex? I'm usually good at conversations and can flow through different subjects but I just can't find a way to talk about sex with a girl that is (probably) interested without feeling like a total creep

You have to be a bit of a creep. You're trying to talk a woman into sex for the sole purpose of enjoying her body. It's a selfish act and you need to become okay with yourself to the point that you can enact a totally selfish action. This may be a challenge as you are probably white, probably male, and have probably been told your entire life in ways both liminal and subliminal that selfishness is never okay and that selflessness is the highest calling.

okay, but when am I far enough in that being that bit of a creep doesn't scare her off?
I obviously can't just tell her what I wanna do to her when I see her on the first date.
Say we're lightly flirting already, complimenting and stuff. How to go from there?

When you're talking to her make eye contact and think about fucking her. She will see it in your eyes.

she isn't. There is a reason you're virgin, most probably because you're not attractive to girls m8.

She has a high smile line you ape not gingivitis.

is this legit?
rapey stares seem like a good way to make girls very anxious

it's gonna be bad.
lick her really well to get in and get a couple of fingers in for good measure before you even think about get the dick in there.
be gentle.

Most girls aren't very good kissers themselves, just do it until both of you ease into it.

Was a KV a few weeks ago too. It's pretty natural actually. When it's time to kiss you will know and you'll instinctively do the right thing, follow what she's doing if you're not sure about what to do.

Virgin here.
When you're about to have sex, is it just that you'll automatically know like you know when to kiss her or how do I know when I should make a move?

Any reason why my dick fucking stings sometimes after ejaculating?
Virgin so lets rule out STDs (or not??)

>fap often
Try fapping less, or fap with a condom.

Try practicing good hygiene.

Great probability that you will be absolute shit at making a move or getting into the act. Just don't try to act all porno pro. You're going to be shit at it. Don't worry about it.

Is it the second or first time you fap? Make sure you always piss after sex/ejaculation. Gotta clean out them there pipes. You could also be gripping too hard and cutting off the flow, resulting in pain.

It just happens. I was 15 and my gf was as well, so shit was weird. I wouldnt call it awkward though. Both being virgins, it was more exciting than anything else. It was less "oh shit what am I supposed to do" and more "holy shit I cant believe im about to bang this qt" and just did what felt natural. We talked and shit to ease concerns about if anything hurt or was uncomfortable etc. Overall it was exciting as fuck. Ended up being with that girl til we went separate ways after highschool. We had all our firsts together, and man I have never had sex as exciting and passionate since her. I would love to meet her again after we finish school. I havent spoken to her in years. If she's still the same person, I'd love to marry her. My current gf wouldnt be too happy about that, but that's life.

you made my day xDD haha

I just found out my dick is 7 in/~17.7 cm and I'm still 19, what does it mean

KV here

>tfw cheated on gf of four years with the only other woman I have ever loved

god damnit matthew was right the flesh is truly weak I thought an extreme interest in western philosophy and academia would put me above this shit but when a half thai/half brazilian chick with a giant ass and pair of titties from deep space starts rubbing on you in a bubble bath all that shit goes out the window except for your own screaming heartbeat

just play around naked and lie together
finger her some and get a good look. play with the clitoris with your tongue.
don't use a condom the first time, but for the love of god try to pull out if you're going to cum. cum on her stomach.

Alright, this is going to need some background but I'll appreciate any advice

>two years ago
>virgin
>meet gf
>come too early on our first time
>we try again a week after that
>I can't get it up
>we don't try having sex
>can tell she wants to try again but I'm too embarrassed
>cut off all contact
>current year now
>call her up to apologize
>we end up seeing each other
>7 dates in now, can sense she wants to fugg

What the fuck do I do?

If I'm fapping I can edge for hours but I'm scared I'll either go limp or come too early like before. Should I take viagra? Can it be bought from pharmacies without a prescription? I'm thinking she's being this patient with me because I eat her out pretty well but I'm not sure how much more patient she can be if I keep at this.

halp

This, i was Kissles virgin untill i went to my buddy's 18th birthday, gut drunk and apparently i've been making out with some chick the entire night.

No, you are just weakminded bruh

not him but why not use a condom?

I'm attracted to chubby chicks (and occasionally the odd fatty if it's stored alright)

is there any way for me to get rid of this degeneracy?

>don't use a condom the first time
I was going to say how stupid this post is but then again anyone coming to Veeky Forums for sexual advice completely deserves their fate.

I'm a 25 year old kissless virgin and it makes me feel like shit.

Wish they'd ban people with ugly genes from breeding so I wouldn't be born.

Anyways I'm curious to know what kissing 'feels' like and how to be decent at it if I ever do get to that point.

You can't train yourself to be good at sex by masturbating because masturbating isn't sex, retard. The only way you can get good at sex is doing lots of it.

Viagra won't help with PE because it's not a PE drug, it's an ED drug.

In all honesty, if she's willing to fuck you 2 years after pulling what you pulled with her, she's a complete pushover with zero self-esteem and you shouldn't be worried about busting early at all.

I posted in the m4t section of craigslist with dick pics and body pics. some qt t girls replied, but also one dude did.

This dude wants to give me $250 , and in exchange, he wants to blow me and keep my underwear. IDK if I should do it though. I'm not gay and it's weird.

The fact that your parents were able to breed, despite being ugly, proves you can make it.

>I'm not gay
>IDK if I should do it though
If you're okay with being a male prostitute, go for it.

>I'm curious to know what kissing 'feels' like and how to be decent at it
Feels warm, wet and exciting. A bit ticklish or tingly on the tongue. Basically feels really good and you want to do it forever. For me, it's mostly the intimacy with the girl that makes it so exciting, not the actual act of kissing, if you get what I mean.

I was in a similar situation as you, although at 21. Was a total KV when I started hanging out with my to be GF and we were cuddling and she asked me why don't I kiss her. I had to swallow my pride and admit I've never done that before and didn't know what to do. She talked me through it and it was pretty good.

Girls gonna find it weird if you haven't kissed at 25-26 though.

I'd recommend lying as shitty as it sounds.

>Girls gonna find it weird if you haven't kissed at 25-26 though.
I think it's fucking weird if you haven't kissed anyone if you're over 18; I was just lucky to find a girl that was cool about it. Although I think we were both too into each other for anything to matter at that point. I don't think you can fake being experienced at something you have zero reference for. I mean, I watched a shitton of vids on how to kiss and was practicing on my hand as embarrassing as that is, but still didn't know what the fuck to do until she showed me. I mean, yeah, you could probably just go for it but I think it's going to be pretty obvious if you've never done it before.

Hey I agree just trying to give the guy some advice.

Probably easier to just fake being drunk :^)

I don't get how you get to 25 without kissing though, fucking sure alright, but kissing?

>Howcome I can't keep a boner when putting a condom on guys?
>Howcome I can't keep a boner when putting a condom on, guys?
Big difference

Not trolling, maybe your condoms are to thight

youre a faggot and i bet your gf is 6/10 at best

Take it slow. Be calm. Girls enjoy it when you touch/hold their face while being kissed. Do not over use your tongue, and dont just try to shove it in as deep as possible (Just use the tip of your tongue, and if she likes it and goes along u are good to use more of it.)

Kissing is like the easiest thing ever, and bitches love good kisser.

Most important, be calm, stay cool. Dont act like its a big deal, because its not.

I only had sex 2 times and having trouble with the missionary position. Basically I feel like I can't get my dick fully inside my gf because of the angle. Plus I sweat like a mofo after 2 minutes even though I run a few miles every second day. Am I doing something wrong?

Also, has anyone tips on eating pussy?

>Basically I feel like I can't get my dick fully inside my gf because of the angle.
She needs to help you out a bit for you to be able to get in properly. Tell her to round her lower back, not arch it. That should help.

>I don't get how you get to 25 without kissing though
f-fuck you BAKA

...

I'm 24 KV. I don't think I'm unattractive (?), just emotionally immature growing up. I wasn't even interested in girls until 16. Then the general awkwardness / unhappiness became crippling major depression between 20-23. Overall I wasn't emotionally ready to have any kind of relationship until recently.
I don't think it's that weird, is it? Now I've pulled my head outta my ass (thx Veeky Forums), after a year I'm not insecure about my body anymore (still dyel but w/e), going back to uni (actually top of my class math major, transferring to top10 uni in September), and I have actual goals I can talk about.
The way I see it, the KV status is basically nothing compared to getting my life back on track, and it's going to get itself fixed *very* fast.