My only social life involves going into the woods and chilling out and running exploring by myself

My only social life involves going into the woods and chilling out and running exploring by myself.

There are a bunch of hot women there running.


How do I have sex with these girls in my woods without rape?

get a cute pet dog like a husky and they'll see it and stop to pet it.

Here is what I've learned about this from porn:
>fap while watching them do something
>they turn their head a bit and catch you
>act ashamed
>she wants to suck your cock
>you fuck her
Worth a shot OP

>hey I'm so horny after all this running, you wanna fuck like animals behind that tree?

it worked for me in the past, your mileage may vary depending on your appearance

> girl sees op fappan
>calls her bf
>op gets beat up
>girls laughing in background and taking pics of op getting beat up

nah

admit it, you got pokemon go and have finally gone outside after years of NEETdom. there is no need to lie on a Bedouin camel grooming discussion forum about it.

Your best shot at having sex with them is by saying "Do you want to have sex with me, right now".

Naw man im not a normalfag I still have a shitty phone. That's probably why all these girls are laughing at me all the time when I go through the woods they probably think im a pokemon master or some shit.

Mmm thats a good idea except my dog is a complete faggot that bites everybody. He needs a big brick to the head.

>take dog on walk in woods
>brick its stupid faggot head
>"oh no my dog fainted what shall I do"
>ladies panic and start crying, hug you, feel boner
>panties rip under the weight of the moisture
>???
>profit

>Veeky Forums
>fitness

if you can't raise a non faggy dog and avatar post on Veeky Forums then you should work on yourself first bro, no offense.

Are you the dude poster on d2g?

I didn't raise the dog. You don't know the living situation faggot. If it was my dog he would have been raised right.

Not sure what that is there's like fifteen maki posters on here.

well judging by the fact that you are avatar fagging with anime on an anonymous image board, I'd say you are hopeless.

Maybe you could ask them if they like anime?

>im special and I deserve special treatment.
>Why don't girls come up to ME?
fucking kys fatfag

also keke is fucking ACCURATE

Your best bet is to just ask them to have sex.
eventually one of them will say yes.

I guess ur not that dudester, maki is dumpster tier btw

Dumb Maki poster

finally got a trip eh?

post boipussy

why are their so many homosexuals on Veeky Forums?
are you attracted by the deviant reputation?

Because sodomites are treated like heroes by society so they think that they have the ability to hit on whomever they want at any time.

No wonder that guy shot 50 of them in Orlando

obligatory

Join meetup, or some similar site, and join a hiking or innawoods running group, act casual and befriend girls there, see if any of them are interested in you, be flirty, suggest innawoods sex if a girl really seems attracted to you, don't get bugs in your pooper hole.

>turn off trip and samefag instead of directly replying

kill yourself tomato

Introduce yourself?

Probably a good place to start.

Kekekekekekek
I never implied that

I bet you're thirteen years old living at your parents house eating cheetos all day.

Kill yourself

Kill yourself

>shitposting
I was even considering helping you out.

>Cut down trees in woods
>Build nice house
>Talk to girls until one flirts with you
>Engage in romantic relationship (many steps)
>Have sex in your house where woods used to be

TL:DR
Stop being autistic

Ooo im sorry user give me you're advice ._.
PSYCHE I don't want your advice.

just get a trip already, you'll fit right in with the other faggots

POOPY POOPY POOPY POOPY WOOPEY LOOPEY

I POO ON U LOLOLOLOLOL
HUFF N PUFF POOT N TOOT POOPY POO POO YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

POOPY

*lets out huge fart

O im sorry guys ._.
Ladies and gentleman you have now read a shitpost...

Great thread

cringe/10 you mentally dysfuntional kawaii desu weeaboo deluded piece of faggot shit