How did your love life change since you became Veeky Forums?

Lmao dude you better go for it.

Here is what will be going though her mind the first time you guys get naked:

>"Does he think I look good?"
>"I hope my vagina/ass doesn't smell"
>"God my tits look so small when I'm laying on my back, he probably thinks I'm flat-chested"

not "Wow his dick is small" or "What a loser he only lasted 2 minutes"

Just tell her she looks sexy and her pussy feels tight. Everybody is anxious when they're with a new partner virgin or no, any performance issues are easily forgiven if she likes you, which she obviously does if you have gotten to that point.

fuck off chink

1. charge your fucking phone, you monster
2. holy butterface (inb4 sour grapes, would still fuck her.)

Man, I wish I took fitness more seriously when I was with my ex. I was out of shape, had man tits, a round face with added double chin, a nasty guy and just overall bad posture. That was one of the biggest reason she broke up with me because she wasn't physically attracted to me anymore, and I don't blame her one bit.
But you live and you learn. I'm "fit" now, and I get compliments from girls that I look good. Just wished I done that way earlier.

thanks for encouragement breh

i'll definitely tell her that her pussy feels tight so i'll look more experienced

>2012
>beta orbiter
>2016
>onitis choking on dick and taking it up the arse
huge improvement. We're probably getting married within the year so its not going to last

>not wanting tight asian pussy

Married women are notorious whores

Trust me, if you are this anxious there is no way you'll bust in 3 seconds. Half of it is mental and your constant fear of disappointing her will keep you going for minutes.

Before Veeky Forums

>tfw no gf so lonely so unloved

After Veeky Forums

>tfw no gf so lonely so unloved but at least im fucking joocy m8

this lol

i lied about having sex with other girls before i got laid. after my first time i came really quickly and said her pussy was too tight for me to keep going. the dumb slut believed it.

this tbqh

Started drinking alot more. Lost beer belly but now get chest pains and the shits when i drink

I get better bonrars when I fap now

>implying I ever get any fitter

...

dude, i cum in 30 seconds when i fap. i cant imagine fucking a girl for more than a minute desu

thats what im gonna say if i cum too fast. my plan is that im gonna rub her pussy and finger her until she begs for cock and to accept whatever happens afterwards

I have a cycle:
Skinnyfat
Skinny
T-Rex mode

Then I give up and go back to skinnyfat

>my plan is that im gonna rub her pussy and finger her until she begs for cock and to accept whatever happens afterwards
smart nigga that's exactly what i do. girls love to talk about how porn is super unrealistic but i learned all my moves from porn and girls have never complained.

i'm taking the mcats soon and haven't been to a gym all summer. i fucking hate it, every time i start to make progress stupid academics get in the way. i hope i fail this fucking exam i hate biology so goddamn much

>before fit
virgin
>after fit
realize no matter what i do i'll still never be attractive. have chubby girl suck my dick, its just ok. realize that sex isnt what i thought it would be and is a waste of time

disregard females, acquire currency

4 months in. I walk around with ILS.

Th-thanks fit. Stats are going up tho, and I saw my grandma for the first time since lifting and she was kinda startled by the gains lmao.

Lots of fat tho, but fuck it, we gonna lmao1pl8 OHP before I even care for aesthtics.

>tangent

Used to be dishy, bus boy is a massive 6'4 Aryan tank. Asked how his life changed. "From no one to a definite some one," and he recommended lifting religiously. He said that if anyone were to be interested in raising their self worth, lifting is the surefire way to do it.

Get the gains hombre, we all gonna make it

>reminder to eat

Good luck, man. I hope you succeed and also make time for the gym.

I'm in between skinny and T-rex mode again now and hoping to get to otter mode for real this time.

>I'm in between skinny and T-rex mode again now and hoping to get to otter mode for real this time.
best course of action might to be to print out your posts in this thread and place them in your room or next to your bathroom mirror so you can see them everyday and remember why you have to go to the gym and keep eating big

Good idea. I don't have a printer but I wrote it out on my whiteboard. I'll see it every day when I wake up.

she looks 40

>20

no fucking way

Yes, banged a few hotties of there when I lived in Shanghai. Lots of trash on it though.

...so same as Tinder?

Kek, same here.

how did i not know about this

Literally lost my virginity thanks to being jacked

since then, it's given me more confidence, I can hook up with 6-7's consistently or chase and contend for the 8-9's.

I'm not the best at approaching and schmoozing women though.

Well women still hate me but now I love myself so life is a lot better

This is good advice. If you're worried about drawing attention to yourself, focus the attention on your partner by telling them how good they look, how well they fuck, by touching them, etc. If you make the other person feel like a rock star in bed, they'll often come away with that impression of you.

The whole faux alpha bollocks about confidence and stuff helped me to improve myself socially. I got a gf, who thinks I'm muscly (not dysmorphia, I literally am not), and lost my virginity

Cheers Fit

You should actually tell her how loose she feels so then she will REALLY think that you know what you're talking about.

It;s probably from all the preworkout shit you take hours earlier suddenly getting mixed with alcohol.

I just came to visit what this board is all about, and you guys are pretty pathetic.Eh . . . maybe it's ugly duckling syndrome.

If it helps boost your confidence, positive psychologists have said that the most important physical feature people look to is physical fitness (butterface's world). So even if you're still hideous, you should just try to take care of your skin and keep working out.

Also, even when I had a gut a couple of years ago, I still pulled 8s. I don't care if you believe me.

So long for now, autists.

Women flirt with me more often now but I'm still too autistic to make a move.

>Tfw you spend the critical social development years of HS doing non-team sports and smoking weed.
>now you're a buff introvert living on your own who can't stand the idea of living with others and putting up with their BS but at the same time craves the presence of others your age and the banality of roommate life.

What the fuck are you even trying to say? This is so incoherent.

>before lifting
Two long-term relationships through hs and first two years of college with fantastic sex life. Whenever i wasnt in a relationship i was chattin up qts and had plenty of sex with fwbs.

>after lifting (3 years now)
No sex, no qts, one bad relationship with an obese girl, and it all started literally the month after i started lifting. Its weird because i never tell anyone i lift and i know they cant tell (a female friend from a few years ago asked if i exercise the other day) so im not a douchey meathead thats turning off girls. Theres just no interest from them anymore where before i was never in short supply.

>a girl ive known for a long time but never talked to smiled and waved at me the other day after not seeing each other for a long time
>cant stop thinking about her
>she just got out of hs
>tfw when i realize how pathetic i am

landed a bf who was super fit. 2 years later, hes stopped working out and only smokes pot instead.
>i havent gained or lost weight
tfw "ive been tricked!"

>get to party
>ex gf is there
>she's talking to my best friend who every girl crushes on
>find him later on the couch with a blanket over his lap
>pull blanket away and she is there sucking his dick
>wake up

lifting doesnt cure the crushing insecurity you have from being a former fat fuck

it makes you like yourself, unfortunately you cant make other people like you.

brutal brah. is he more attractive than you?
do they flirt?

I'd say we are around the same with him having the advantage, though now I have Veeky Forums face and am in much better shape than him right now

they never met

he did hook up with another one of my exes but that was well communicated to me beforehand by both of them. I ended up not being ok when I thought I would be but whatever. That was also a decade ago

...

I'll bet she's a 10/10 when she's bulking

Same. The thing is I KNOW my arms are proportionally smaller than the rest of me. I used to only do chest/back and didn't isolate arms, so my arms are smaller than they should be. But grills still feel my arms and say they're muscular.

Ouch that sucks.
I thought I would never be able to last with a girl but it turns out I last too long. Sounds like a good thing until you realize you can't finish most of the time.

>before /fit never touched a girl
>after Veeky Forums i was manspreading on the bus and a girl touched me on a turn

last time i had sex (about a week ago) I couldn't get hard. time before that I couldn't stay hard constantly. i spend most of my time thinking about how i hate my life, starting to think I have a problem.

>I used to only do chest/back and didn't isolate arms
Hello, me from 3 months ago.
Once I recover from my injury I'm bringing legs back too.
I missed going six times a week.

>before
>completely ignored by women

>now
>I walk into a room, and they all visibly eyefuck me
>they all want to get to know me
>have fat chicks following me around everywhere I go

Still too autistic to do anything with it, though.

It's okay bro. I have the same issue now. I either have difficulty getting fully hard or staying hard now. Hopefully we get it figured out.

do u ever feel like nothing even matters sometimes?

>Had Gf
>broke up with her
>get fit
>not laid since

Turns out Girls wont sleep with you unless you're not autistic who knew

Before Veeky Forums
>tfw no gf

After Veeky Forums
>tfw no bf

I wanted to fuck women and none wanted to fuck me, now they do.

I have a far greater disdain for women since getting Veeky Forums than i did when i was a fatty.

>using an app with such big security flaws
>Chinese app at that
It's like you want your identity stolen

This

As a woman it was ok before Veeky Forums

After is way better. I love men looking at my butt and abs and I have more self confidence.

>I have a far greater disdain for women since getting Veeky Forums than i did when i was a fatty.

For me it was realizing how much easier their standards are, and yet they still whine about "muh body image" more than men do. I started getting fit because I was thin... which would have been fine if I was a woman. My lifestyle is enough to stay thin without going to the gym, so I only go work out because I'm a man.

>getting dream cucked
>the current year

>Got a fit gf
>has legs for days
>former beauty pageant model
>dancer
>great ass

Before that I had a gf but nowhere near as happy as I am now.

Post pics

its cause you realize how shallow people are

I can relate too, it makes me bitter that people only care about appearance but what can you do. it's the instagram generation.

What bothers me more is i've never had a single conversation with a woman who enjoyed what they professed to love with any sort of passion.

I get why, men are made to get resources and specialise, women are made to pop out kids and do their best to facilitate that.

But christ, when you see the chains of biology binding everything whether seen or unseen it's fucking depressing.

>What bothers me more is i've never had a single conversation with a woman who enjoyed what they professed to love with any sort of passion.
only thing I have seen this with is food

>before
>kissless virgin
>never even held a girls hand

>1 year after lifting
>get first gf
>stop lifting
>cheats on me

and this is why you never lift for women

>cocoon mode for a few months
>get all gains back
>sleep with a fuck ton of girls in 2 months
>somehow juggled 3 fuck buddies simultaneously too
>meet awesome girl
>been dating ever since

Yes lifting gets you girls if that's what you're after, but getting fit is a mentality and lifestyle change. That's what gets you success. That's what gets you happiness. Women are just a side effect.

what sucks is it doesnt matter how smart or funny you are, fundamentally what matters is looks.

I mean, im not saying they shouldnt, but it feels like thats all that matters ever since I got fit. suddenly, im like a person worth talking to, just cause I lost bodyfat and built some muscle.

im the same guy I always was.

anyways, I understand how it works now: if you look good all the other "personality" stuff doesnt even matter.

Well, lets hope all that beauty isn't just compensation.

I know the feeling user, my first year of being proper Veeky Forums i was enjoying every second of female attention, but it may as well be poison now.

Caught in this horrible state of having the physical desire for kids but having no mental desire to do anything other than pursue what i love.

Not the guy you're replying to but i disagree there, the same person you were before wouldn't have gotten Veeky Forums don't sell the change you made short, most people never do.

Making chicks laugh has always been a major bonus in my experience, nothing gets you into a sex hole like a joke, although it needs to be relatively simple completely non offensive "humour".

but even if you are funny, if you dont look good you wont be fucking anything without money.

appearance matters far, FAR more than personality. if you dont look good, all that other stuff is irrelevant.

Nope she cooks and cleans too. Suck it

>Emily
>20
>her face looks like she's in her 30's already

disgusting

what type of jokes user?
Girls find me funny because Im a goofy guy but im not really a jokey person, per se

I've been getting pussy exponentially since I started lifting. Been with at least 100 women. Stopped counting.

At the number one party school in the US.

Before: Bang one new girl a month, maybe.

After: Bange three or four a night when I go out.

No longer a virgin. Thanks Veeky Forums. Literally couldn't do it without you.

Before Veeky Forums
>no gf

After 5 years of Veeky Forums
>might gf soon

Eh, if there's anything I learned from this girl is that basically body doesn't fucking matter unless you want to have an easier time with one night stands

How do I flirt with women, verbally and physically?
I can have casual conversation but I do not know how to take it to the next level.

Before Veeky Forums
>straight young man who is out of shape

After /fi/
>greek god with homoerotic fantasies

T-Thanks Veeky Forums

Before lifting
>tfw no homosex

After lifting
>tfw only dyel twinks want me

I don't like this either

The app that sends all of your information back to the chinese server? The one that sends all the information in plaintext?

Before: skinny nerd who got played by his oneitis for nearly 2 years
After: 240 20% bf 1500+ total with a qt3.14 azn gf

Nobody gives a shit, go back to being a faggot.

Sex is better for her, that's about it

Before lifting
>joke about no homo
after lifting
>actual no homo

Before Fit:
Poor, broken shell of a recently discarded trash. Plenty of relationships and partners, constantly pumped and dumped.

After Fit:
Only one relationship so far, no one-stands. Still building though. Not satisfied enough with myself to go out and get more.

Seems like lifting has kept me from smashing, but I feel better and honestly am sure I'll get back into the swing of it in time.