ITT we discuss extremely out of shape celebrities nobody notices because they're celebrities

ITT we discuss extremely out of shape celebrities nobody notices because they're celebrities.

I never notice how literally anorexic this nigger Wiz Khalifa is.

Amber Rose's fat probably swallows his toothpick body

>Dat granny hat

This nigga has horrible style and is a walking skeleton. Proof that all you need is charisma/talent. Not that his girl is anything special, but still. I'm sure he does better.

Look at this shit. Disgusting

My dick is wider than his bicep

You mean money?
Keep coping though, fucking PUA asspie

Who?

I don't know who either of these "celebrities" are, where's my medal?

cool thread OP

Peter Crouch
>6'7" (200cm)
>165lbs (75kg / 11.8 stone)

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I'm not even really sure what PUA is.

>money
she's already rich herself.

looks like urkel got aids in prison familia

She didn't get rich through hard work
She got rich through working the dick hard and still does it

>Caring about celebs
Why?

The real urkel is jacket tho

>nobody notices
>because they're celebrities
>
doesn't belong on Veeky Forums

Hot women with ugly/weak men are basically indirect prostitues. Money and status talks.

>amber rose

aaaahhh hahaha-a-a-a-aa-a-a-a-a-aaa

All women are basically prostitutes. It is literally part of nature for them to seek men who can provide for them and their eventual children

because not everyone is an autist who's ignorant of social cues like status

Dude bangs literally nothing but 10s

Money/confidence/fame/youth, its like the master cheat code for pussy

shame that amber rose is a little slut and Johnny depp didn't beat her enough

That was amber heard you retard

>a year ago my body looked the same

whos the
L O W
T E S T
qt?

jesus christ what a twig

I know it just reminded me of heard and I typod

> shaved head
> inked

UNFFF

Your girl should never weigh more than you...

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it's mostly money and fame though senpai, confidence sorta comes as a secondary to having the former traits

My girl is pretty high test. Even with her wide hips and 32C chest she's still only 5'3 and ~55kg...

Even a high test 5'8 girl would probably be ~70kg max if she's in good shape.

This girl weights around 100kg

Grose

and judging from that pic, she should be shot
absolutely fucking disgusting

>fake asses

Why are these so fucking prevalent nowadays? Makes me sick

What makes you think its fake? Some girls just have good fat distribution genetics

abbey clancy

I don't buy it.
At MOST 180lbs (and even then she'd have to be tall, like 5'10- 6 foot) but probably closer to 170lbs judging by the cellulite-free legs and no overhanging belly.
Sorry; there's no way you can convince me her ass weighs 25lbs.

>why does everyone care about this person?
>because everyone cares about them, duh

>The girl in op's post
>10
Ohh god make it stop.

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2/10 would not bang

>I care about celebrities dude, I-I swear I'm not an autist.

Iskra Lawerence is 5ft 9 and 190 pounds, yet you guys fawn over her all day-- calling her high test, saying BREH over and over again.


Let me say it again, she is pushing 200 POUNDS, AND A FITNESS BOARD FINDS THIS ATTRACTIVE

Nigga smokes blunts all the time, what'd you expect?

HEIGHT
FACE
FRAME

>Lived until 20 yo looking like this
i know your feel bro

Fake or not, my wife's getting that ass

Top Degeneracy

And she wouldn't be out with a 40k/year guy would she?

Which will make you eat more.

I didn't say amber rose is a 10, its obvious as fuck they got married to boost each others careers

I meant generally speaking he bangs 10s

underr8ed

She carries it well