How does it feel to know that you will never get to taste a teen pussy because you were a beta bitch during adolescence?

How does it feel to know that you will never get to taste a teen pussy because you were a beta bitch during adolescence?

Who that

Sorry to hear your teenage years sucked OP.

>sex with teenagers is illegal
Do you live in Vatican City or something?

But user, I did. Had a 15 year old gf when I was 16. She broke up with me 9 months later and I haven't pulled any ass for 5 years now. Feels bad man.

I did tho

I did, sorry robot.

I did when I was 15 at a party. Ate two girls' pussies out, next to my best friend at the time. Fucked one of them.

[spoiler]it tasted sour/like piss but was tight and pink[/spoiler]
[spoiler]i could only get hard because my friend was naked next to me and I got to see his cute ass and dick[/spoiler]
[spoiler]I turned out to be a legit homosexual[/spoiler]

I'm 20 and one of my current slams is 16 or 17.

I find it really disappointing that girls peak so early though. I would say 50% of the girls I know looked better at 18 than at 21, which is pathetic. Fuckin party sluts

should I fuck my 18 y/o qt 9/10 female roommate?
>virgin level 24 here

>were a beta
>were

mate, everyone on Veeky Forums is STILL a beta

Judging by your post, it doesn't sound like you can

>How does it feel to know that you will never get to taste a teen pussy because you were a beta bitch during adolescence?

protip : you can still taste teen pussy regardless of how you were during adolescence

mirin sexual preference.
sometimes I think life is easier for faggots
not for traps though

you may be right about that

> would say 50% of the girls I know looked better at 18 than at 21
I'd say its more than 50%. feelsbadman

It's pretty shit. Women may be crazy sometimes, but faggots are a whole new breed of crazy. Some good guys though.

Guess it's a grass might be greener on the other side type of thing.

>acknowledging the existence of women

I did. My sincerest condolences for you mr. Oh-Pee

abby champion

OP I fucking hate you. You're right... my uprising was a joke. Now I try with everything to make up for it.

best i got was an 18 yo in sweden

wasnt as good as it sounds

>be me
>be 40
>fucked a few teens last year alone.

Stay jelly fags

>my uprising was a joke

Why is this? Pretty much all of them get skinnyfat as soon as they get in their 20s. Also faces kinda loose this perfection they have at ~18. Fucking sad brahs

they start drinking
they stop playing sport
they eat more cals than they use

>bragging about your mid-life crisis.

It wasn't always like that, just-out-of-college (21-22) used to be the golden standard.
Now, that's when you start doing MILF porn.

I was a beta bitch during adolescence but I got that teen pussy now
How'd you like them apples

>be me
>be 60
>fucked your mother countless times
Stay jelly son

You got your sex-change operation 12 years ago?
That's great!

>one of the most popular guys in school as a teenager
>never a beta bitch as much as communication and confrontation was concerned
>dealt with mental issues from childhood abuse during my teenage years making it impossible to open up and commit to anyone

Fuck my teenage years... The regrets keep me up at night.

>Implying a 25 year old can't bang hot 18 year olds.

Stay average, bro.

but you can pay to fuck an 18 year old, OP.

Severed dick will never be a teen pussy

But I tasted teenage pussy when I was a teenager...
I'm gay now.

Try more like 14

Feel like it's mostly drinking. Just curious why they look so fucking worn out because of it.

So what changed? Partyslut-age starts erlier nowadays or what?

>Tfw 18 currently
>Regularly taste my 16 year old gfs pussy

16 is the age of consent in the UK, so
>inb4 Pedo

>So what changed?
No idea.
Maybe it's just social - more start slutting up young, and it quickly becomes the norm - maybe it was always like that and nobody knew, because the slutting went on behind closed doors, or in poverty-stricken areas.
I'll pick 'hormones in the water' as my explanation, just because it sounds silly.

Go back to /fraud/ yolo you pedo.
Let the children have their regrets

But I banged girls while I was in highschool and I dated an 18 year old when I was 23. Still am dating her actually. I'm 25 now