Be me

>be me
>resting between sets
>cute Asian girl aty gym with nice ass starts doing kettlebell swings
>can't help but stare at that beautiful ass
>she turns around, almost instinctively and catches me staring
>ohfuck.jpg
>try to play it off and go back to bench pressing.
>finish my last set and sit up
>see her now positioned directly in front of me doing squats.
>that delicious Asian booty stabbing my eyes through her yoga pants
>I get up and move to the barbells she walks by me and we male eye contact
>"nice form." I say
>"what?" She says and I immediately regret saying anything
>"umm no-nothing."
>quickly leave before spaghetti falls out of my pockets
>mfw

>"umm no-nothing."

>she turns around, almost instinctively and catches me staring

if you are good looking, all you had to do was make eye contact, chuckle, and say i'm sorry.

if you're bad looking, don't stare at girls.

sad truth if I've ever heard one.
funny how when you're average looking but fit, you might be on different sides of that fence for different girls:
hot girls still think I'm a creep
cute chubs smile when they catch me staring
At least I know my place.

Singles of truth

>asian
>nice ass
at least you tried, faggot

Haha fuck my girl is Asian and face timed me in the locker room last night to tell me about a dude looking at her squat. Good job creeping my lady out.

>"nice form." I say

>nice form
kekaroni

Haha, Jake? I didnt know you knew about Veeky Forums.. You going to Constructions and Materials seminar tomorrow?
And how is Chun Nga doing?

how does one know if they're good looking

Ted you creep, you better not show up to that seminar. I'll kick your ass in front of the whole company and have you fired for sexual harassment.

your mom said you are handsome

>college has two gyms
>one is out in the open
>has meme equipment like machines and plastic weights
>other is hidden and has iron weights and a squat rack
>hidden one is most usually always empty
>tfw no girls to stare at

>Be 14
>Buddy brings me to gym as guest, was a runner at that time so fit in the 14 year old kind of way
>Tells me about hot 18 year old grill who only does squat and other leg lifts
>Go in gym and see it
>One of the best asses I've ever seen
>Talk to her
>Joke with her and say "why do you only do legs?
>She says, "I don't know, I like legs, why do you care?"
>I say " Im not complaining, don't stop"
>She laughs and smiles, then walks back to her car to leave

Did I peak at 14, Veeky Forums? I'm a kissless handholdless virgin to this day.

>first time going to gym ever was 18
>level 78 skeleton lord
>supposedly bench 120, looking back the bar may not have been 45lbs
>friend busts out reps of supposedly 225
>use the bicycle machine thing for 5 miles
>treadmill for 2
>see pull-up bar, immediately realize this is my time to shine
>do 10 pull-ups in less than 15 seconds
>sit down
>everything gets blurry
>start getting really hot
>walk outside to get some air, sit down on bench
>vision fading to black
>can't hear anything
>panic silently and unmoving for what seems like forever
>wake up to friend sitting beside me
>ask for food
>he goes to get me a bag of beef jerky and powerade
>he ate the jerky and drank half the powerade
I could have died you fat shit, next time me and your brother will leave you behind

post your face

If you have to ask, then you're not.

If you can't help but stare in the mirror at yourself

>tfw life isn't a movie

That was a nice line user, she shoulda been more aware of her surroundings

lmao

>be me
Who else would you be ?

that was actually a good save OP. why'd you have to fuck it up?

>Asian girl
>nice ass
They're all low test as fuck, betamax

>blue collar Pleb doesn't understand what college seminars are and tries to be funny

>Asian
>cute

Spotted the ugly virgin

Kek

>I didnt know you knew about Veeky Forums..

It's a secret club, don't tell no one

low test stops you having a big ass?

Skinwalker

Daily reminder that while you autism lords are chasing after my sisters and cousins, I'm balls deep in your sisters and cousins

She looks uncomfortable

...

that girl has one strong jaw