Are there still mirin threads on Veeky Forums?

Are there still mirin threads on Veeky Forums?

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What's the point of them?

If you're good lookin you shouldn't need a greentext everytime you have someones focus

I guess you're right. I had a few I wanted to post but i wont because it seems like a fag thing to do. I mostly enjoy reading them for motivation tho.

how did they find so many

Most of those people are delusional with shit bodies

Isn't he 5'8"? That means the women are probably more around 5'2" on average, which is just below the national average anyway (5'4")

He's 5'8, so I'd estimate the girls are around 5'6, maybe 5'7 if some are slouching.

>mfw they had to find 10+ grills that were under 5'2 to make efron not look like the tiny turbomanlet that he is

Ahh true but I think some of them are obviously fake and it makes it even more fun, such as the ones like this

>At the cash register
>Girl Smiles
>Lol I made it amirite

or on the other side of the spectrum

>At the cash register
>Girl begins to smile
>Asks to fuck immediately
>Every woman at the store has an orgasm
>Lol u fit virgins mad? Xdd

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Google says the average human male head is 9.4inches tall.

Half of those girls are chin height. Even if he is actually 5.8 (I have my doubts) those chicks average 5.0 or less

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Hes definitly 5'8"

Honestly the only mirin' I get is from guys, maybe it's because they know it's a lot of work and aren't as quiet as women are with compliments.

>DAILY REMINDER
>these are the guys in these threads that are supposedly 6'9 with 10 inch cocks getting mired everywhere they go
>the average citizen is a DYEL UGLET, do not believe their delusions and lies

hot as fuck out today. walking on sidewalk into big casino/resort valet entrance. sidewalk clearing out, i'm the only one walking on sidewalk when i approach a group of 5 girls sitting at a picnick table off to the side with all their suitcases, and another 3 sitting on the bench next to them. it was a group of friends on a chaperone vacation around ages 16 waiting for the adults of their party.

i remain looking straight ahead. in my peripheral i see the chicks at the picknick table see me right away and they all stare for 2 seconds. one chick was talking about something the whole time and then paused, following up with, "i'll never make it to bed with that..." and the other girls on the bench start to stare at me as they hear her say that, and as i'm walking past them. the chick then followed up with, "i'm being honest." crickets until i left sight.

i walk into ron jon's "surf" shop inside of a mall and stop at the entrance to check out the ear buds stand to the left. after a couple moments i stand up straight and turn right and this jailbait 15 year old walks up by me and stops 6ft away like a deer in the headlights. we locked eyes for 3 seconds and she wouldn't let go so i gave her a casual, "...hey." with my gaze. i expected her to say hi but she just gave a huge smile and skipped away to some other area where her family was.

hot as fuck outside. i exit a casino to a huge parking lot. about to cross the crosswalk when i see this latina woman 40 years old maybe walk my way and stop on the other side of the crosswalk. i saw her in my peripheral look at me quick and look back at her van where the rest of her family was in the distance. saw her in my peripheral again giving me the scan for 3 seconds. i then looked at her from her tits up and gave her a friendly, "hi" and she replied with a friendly, "hola" as she kept staring at me as i passed by.

>fit qt 3.14 is one of the PTs in my gym
>catches me doing weighed dips with 210lbs last week
>starts miring and calls me strong
>yesterday she came over to watch me bench (3plate x5)
>mires again
>asks me for my 1RMs

I think I'm gonna make it, bros.

just walking out of a restaurant in a casino, walking back into a casino, into the bathroom. pretty dead casino this day of the week. as i leave the restroom some 60s year old guy walks in and that's the only other non-staff i've seen for a while. walk out and this 8/10 sexy lady in her late 50s with a really nice set of tits and a sexy dress that showed the cleavage just right approaches the hall. she kinda glances at me while calling me dear and mentioning something. she then turned, and laughed and said "oh, i thought you were my husband" with a really inviting smile. my drunk ass said, "i can be" with a smile on my face. it was all smiles. she said the old guy who went in was her husband, we flirted hardcore back and forth for a few more lines which i can't remember, and at the end of our interaction we ended with giving one another a really smiley and lustful look for a good 4 seconds before i fully turned my head and walked away.

>be me
>work at bar
>finish work
>cashout at bar
>sitting next to two QT's who came in a while ago
>QT1 Says to friend
>"lets do a shot! I want fireball"
>shortly I finish my cashout
>i go back to bartender, within earshot of QT's
>"sleeve of pil and 3 shots of fireball"
>be walk over to QTs
>"you girls like fireball??"
>they cringe
>"uhh, yeah"
>i do all 3 shots
>i slam the beer
>"Me too."

They erupted with laughter and I walked away strait face and took a phone call outside. When I came back in they were all over me and invited me with them. Went to another bar and QT1 bought us two rounds of shots. It turned into a pretty good night.

Also QT#2 who had nicer tits, not AS prertty but was also T H I C K in the best way banged my friend whos a manlet (5'6") that doesnt lift.

Kys

that's fucking alpha, girls love guys like that

in a casino texting on my phone off to the side. look up and me and this 5'3" 15yo skinny blond chick in the crowd look at one another for a split second by coincidence. she was wearing jean short shorts, tennis shoes, and a plain shirt and small purse. semi-tan. her and part of her family kinda post up on the side where i'm at, looking at a promo banner i think they had tickets for. i turn my head in their direction and i see the chick again look at me and we lock eyes. i raise up my eyebrows in a suggestive way, then her little brother's head got in the way of the view between us for a split second. after this transition we still remained locked eyes and the next look she sees from me is biting my lower lip. we locked eye for a good 4 seconds. i turned my head still looking at her until i fully walked away.

Im not sure if theyre all bait or if this autistic kid is just listing every person he made eye contact with leaving a casino once

How do you guys cope with the fact that even if you're successful with girls now you will never be able to go back in time to middle school/ high school and be successful back then?

Why do you think I lift weights???

dont need to go back in time. thats the best part about middle schoolers/ high schoolers. They will always be there

Lowkey this

sure
this all happened earlier today. there is more just from today.

The only women that openly be 'mirin are fat and/or old. They have nothing to lose so they so full on lecherous mode

> Autists actually believe this

Guys, give it to me straight. I can take anything.

Do you think I have potential. I never get mired.

Fuck my life. 5'10 120lbs.

Yeah mango. Your hair could be better and you're a bit of a skeletor rn but you've got good facial features for sure.

middle school had 2 hot girls. one was a leggy ice skating amazon, the other some lebanese noname. been wanting sex since age 11. understood most girls my age then didn't know about sex or didn't even masturbate yet. by age 13 i had busted over 1k nuts while the girls here had just put a few tampons in them.

high school i was shy. i never had a problem getting numbers because girls would approach me. also had long skater hair i took care of which all girls loved. also breakdanced which got me numbers literally everywhere. late high school and after high school the shyness went away. also quit dancing and became more buff.

speculating yeah you could have always been more successful with girls in hs. i don't have many complaints as i did everything i could to my advantage and had a pretty alright time. honestly don't think about hs that much... maybe it's time to move on.

the fuck do you come from a small town?

See

KYS

put sunscreen on your nose.
do something with the hair but keep it simple. i mean like a shave or some shit. wear fresh clothes. don't wear shirts taht have loose necks or make you look baggy. also start eating and shower twice a day.

>not white
nope

Non-faggot version

>guy in the blue tshirt on the right looking for his biceps
everytime

Had to go to my Bros graduation, looking like an absolute beast, hugging the gains suit. Every girl in the vicinity was orgasming. It was pretty good.

He stands on a box, isn't he.

his belly is at height of girl's boobs. Definitely standing on something.

d-did....did you read the last line?

you kind remind me of matthew mcconaughey in Dallas buyers club

>Tfw lmaoing at this pic, nothing remotely like that ever happens

>Tfw realize this sorta happened to me

I still have no idea why this even happened but whatever
>Be me HS
>Walking out of Bathroom
>Piece of paper on the floor at the door
>kick it as I walk out
>Notice on side of eye a fucking group of girls fucking starring me
>Wtfisthisshit.jpg
>This is fucking weird as fuck so awkwardly kick piece of paper again ignoring their gaze
>Keep walking
>Almost out of the hallway
>Must have imagined this shit because .... like ...what.....
>"Hey why are those girls starring at him?" "I know but why are they starring at him like that?"

I just forgot about this until now, don't even know who the fuck the girls who where their are
Still have no Idea why this happened I didn't talk to much shit back then and I'm not that good looking, didn't even workout back then either.
I mean wtf was I supposed to do right? You would have done the same if like 6 or something girls where fucking starring at you as soon as you walk out of the bathroom right?

>Really hoping nobody recognizes this story

definitely bro

They wanted the D senpai

>weighted dips

>Tfw group of qt's never stare at me when I walk out of the pooper

Nigger you were at /fa saying rate me fuck off

he has godtier facial aesthetics and an amazing body, he doesn't need to be tall to be ALPHA

I REMEMBER THIS. But srs guy, just eat food

>37986636
You look like my friend who killed himself.

>go to brothers 18. birthday being 22
>underage girls mirin' hard
>guys asking for my routine

It was only because of the age difference but still felt nice

>describing a 15 year old in detail
check yourself m8

That's some weird shit user.

What happened user?

they were having a private conversation

you came out, they stopped and stared daggers into you so you would leave and they could continue

mystery solved

(sorry)

>you came out, they stopped and stared daggers into you so you would leave and they could continue
>mystery solved


They are fucked in the head then
I was leaving in the first place and they where still eyeing me after I was at the fucking door out of hearing distance
Honestly there was literally no reason for any of this to happen and I was shaken up thinking I pissed someone off for a while

The entire thing was cancer.

You went to a weird ass HS nigger.

All mirin stories are fake dude.

I was pulling my dlifts and a milf a very fucking hot blondie stopped by my side and mired me. They started to talk between themselves about how strong I was and about my nice body. I didn't know what to do, spaghetti falling all over the place and I was too exhausted between sets to even think properly. Should I hit on them the next time I see them or Its already screwed up beyond repair?

I was walking home and some hood rats heckled at me asking to show them my body, and that they wanted a go on me.

I never asked for this.

Guy in green has dece bicep inserts

An old asian woman at work mired me and said I have nice arms. Have I made it yet?

>walking down the hall at work
>large company with mostly 20-something employees, open office so you see everybody all the time
>more than half the girls are legitimately hot, insane ratio
>walk down the hall alone, hot girl turns into the same hall about 30 feet away headed towards and past me
>she looks straight at my crotch first, holds it for just-longer-than-acceptable-as-a-glance, then scans up to my face and locks eyes with me, realizing I'm looking at her
>I raise one eyebrow while we have eye contact, still walking, almost PST her
>she gives a really subtle "not embarrassed you caught me" face smirk
>we pass each other

Fucking kek. I'm using that, user.

...

>things that never happened

*scoffs*
Look at ugly grimace trying to flex in the red.

I'd snap him and his noodle arms just for fun.

>at the treadmil in the top left of the cardio area
>look at qt walking through the gym
>she looks at me
>comes to the cardio area shortly after
>takes the bike right next to me even though the entire cardio area is free except for bottom right
She might or might not have said hi but it was really quiet if she did. I still think about it.

I should have looked at her at that moment. God damnit.

>implying you bench 315x5

he just said he looked like him

Definitely happened. Eye fucked me pretty hard.

pls send help

>be user
>be autistic
>be go into HS bathroom
>shit furiously
>poop splatters and thunder farts galore
>user leaves clearly without wiping or washing hands
>girls standing outside horrified
>they stare user down disgusted
>5 years later on Veeky Forums...

I know because I was that group of girls, user.

You look like a fremen character from the Dune books

I bench more, actually, I've been lifting since I was 16.

Autism knows no bounds

That kid in the Nike shirt could be god mode by now

Happened to me 5 hours ago.

>be me
>be at hometown because short holidays at uni
>be bored
>remember that you have a gym nearby that is open at night
>"heeeey, I haven't touched weights for a few weeks now" (because calisthenics)
>decide to go
>get there
>a few people there, everybody minding their own business
>warm up
>jump around, because street workout turned me into a fucking monkey
>start deadlifts
>doing my second set
>woman comes up
>"hey user, good to see you"
>recognise it's my friend from high school
>start talking
>no autismo at all
>we exchange numbers
>end training
>I wait for her at the parking lot
>she comes
>we chat for a while
>"hey user, you're looking pretty good nowadays"
>gets up close and touches my chest
>suddenly says goodbye and drives off
>I get home
>she starts texting
>start off with jokes
>then the whole discussion turned into a sex talk for 2 hours
>went autismo and said that I would love to massage her tits
>she actually likes that idea
>she wants me to come over to her place tomorrow

Wew lad, I didn't expect that one.
I could provide proof, but it's in Slav language.

Good job soon Sergei

bog ti jebem

>you girls like fireball??"
>>they cringe
>>"uhh, yeah"

Lol I would have finished it up:

>Oh, uhhh that's good. Here you go.

Then Walk away and never come back.

if you're a pretty strong lifter you shouldn't have to tell details every time you have someone's focus.

sounds like someone doesn't get mired

At that point might as well take all 3 shots to drink the pain away and laugh it off. user did a solid and somehow turned it around.

Implying this didn't happen last year

please see

There are a few obvious underage girls checking me out I see them looking from the mirrors all the time, only reason I do not hit them up is because I'm 23 I just happen to have a baby face.

Eh, could be worse. I bet those guys are getting pussy in college.

I don't need mire threads anymore since I have a gf.

Suck it losers

Only ever gotten casual butt and back mires from friends... and mom... luv u mom

It took me a minute to realize that dog is being held with two hands as opposed to one hand with super long fingers.

I hope so, looks a lot like me before I touched a weight

Stop smoking weed you fucking loser.

>mom still my biggest admirer
>gf mires mildly