Jelq & self improvement

Jelqing does permanent damage to your penis! Ten years from now when your penis is completely desensitized and you can't get a boner anymore you'll regret you extra half inch.

>creating the perfect man
Trust me jelqing won't fix that insecurity of yours

what is jelqing? is it a meme?

Underrated

then how do I fix insecurity?

I went from 6.5 to 7.25 after losing 45lbs.
Why does nobody ever talk about the best reason to get in shape?

I hear this a lot actually, also most fat people are tall as fuck

I wonder if being fat during puberty is the cheat codes to height + cock

bump

/pol/ack here, how do we actually deal with the obesity epidemic that plagues modern society?

we cant, unless everybody starts hardcore fat shaming. unhealthy food is too easy to have access to and everyone is too comfy to lose weight.

fuck it, wrong thread

God I'm so high I spent like 3 minutes looking at that pic slowly from right to left and when I got to the left my abs ascended to nirvana

I wasn't ready for this senpie

Is this really considered too big by some girls? I'm the same and was under the impression this was only "above average" but not into monster porndick territory

I feel mildly insulted

I can't tell if this is bait or if you just don't have any girth

This guy gets it.

That face when my losing any more than 20 pounds would leave me tiny and scrawny. >6'0 195, 17% bf

>pic
>taking womens opinions seriously
>especially without accounting for things like education level, socio-economic status, nationality and genetic background, age

Dont let some trash who can barely write their own name make you feel bad about yourself anons.

I'm 7.5 with pretty decent girth and some girl told me I had a baby dick. I've been thinking about it for the last 4 days. I don't know what the fuck is going on with this world.

How do i accurately measure my dick anons?

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She fucks herself with a baseball bat user, dunno what to tell you. You could legit get her off with one finger better than a 10 inch cock

That picture is a fucking mess.

This. Sounds like she had a vag like a wizard's sleeve. Honestly, with sluts like that you'd be better off opening the window and fucking the night sky.

from the pelvic bone
at a 90 degree angle from your body

shit doesn't work, I tried exactly what the second link said for a month, had no change whatsoever

>yes, I am willing to risk potentially irrepairably numb my penis and possibly destroy tissue in order to please some two-bit whore m'lady
>yes I am horribly insecure, have nothing going on in my life and should scarcely count as a person, why do you ask?

you can use a ruler but apparently you are supposed to push it into your skin of the groin rather firmly instead of loosely against the skin (giving you more length). i assume it's done to negate fat?

It's preferable to being a skeleton because at least you'll make a lot of test and GH due to being well-fed.

You'll probably fuck your hormones up for life though, insulin sensitivity out the ass, look at his love handles here, that's due to not being careful with carbs

By fucking making yourself worth something. Do shit. Then do more shit. Get shit done. Seriously it's like you guys pretty much make your self worth based on your dick. It's fucking pathetic

>tfw dick is barely 4 inches
Should i just end it all now?

>you gain inches by losing fat
>tfw bulking