If this guy were to join the WWE what would his name be?

If this guy were to join the WWE what would his name be?

Billed height : 6'3 (191cm)
Billed weight : 330 pounds

The scooping killer

The Oil barron

The mutant

>6'3

Big guy

Loaded Mellotron

Billed height.

He is around 6-6'1irl

He is 5'10 - 178cm tall

Everything about this man is fake

The Scooptaker

triple hgh

Scoopy Doo

Fucking lost it.

this.

top kek

Witnessed

Das it mayne.

The Skeleton.

The Pianoman

catabolic piano = steveo?

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He wouldn't make it to the wwe as they have that wellness program.

>barron

Dusty Rhoids. "He's just a C'MON man..."

The Natural

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Underated AF

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Dwayne "The Scoop" Cmonson

Rich "Mutant" Piana

Luther Reigns

Top kek

The Red Baron
The Red Terror
Mutant
5% Human

The Natty Injector.

Mutant-kind

Grand Piano.
His signature move would be crushing his opponent with a grand piano.

The Impoverished clavier

Armageddon

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