Why don't you practice the way of the sword, Veeky Forums? I don't have a katana yet...

Why don't you practice the way of the sword, Veeky Forums? I don't have a katana yet, but I've been practicing with a broom alongside my lifting regimen, and I've made great strides so far. Once I get a real katana, this world will fear me.

mom won't let me get one
stupid bitch
saved up so many GBP but she's being a stupid normie about 'safety'

god i fucking hate my family so much

just use the broom dude
my mom lets me use it if I sweepthe house.

What like kendo? I used to know a girl who did it with her dad. Never really get the courage to ask her out through.

don't date girl, they're gross
Just practice your swordsmanship

Pathetic thread.

because I live somewhere I can carry a gun and I'm not a weeabo

>Stupid user implying i can't slice directly through and deflect his bullets

this
You wouldn't say that when faced with my blade....

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Still learning my form....
I WIlLL avenge my fathers death!! (ーー;)

You look good, young warrior. Perhaps one day our blades could... clash.

I got a foam sword on the way. I'll start practicing when I get it

I have a couple sick katanas and a sweet troll face mask, should I post time stamp?

Post em bro

tfw no katana bros

YOUR GENERARR IS A KOKUJIN!!
SHAMEFUR DISPRAY!!

here you go bro, mire the blades

>These people give me lifting advice

Good thing I never fucking take it

>this is the face of Veeky Forums
Seems about right

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It appears the glue keeping the plastic sealer on your scabbard has come loose. It does that on all cheap display katanas, don't worry.

For real, I had all these 1" plates lying around from a dumbbell set I don't use anymore. Bought a 5' bar with a 200 pound weight capacity and have been doing mace swings ever since.

Adding 1.25 pounds a week, memeing around with that thing every day. I doubt it's a great workout like it's proclaimed to be, but it's fun as fuck swinging that thing around.

Fuck though, if you catch yourself with that thing you can crack your own rib.

yeh I'd buy something nicer if I wasn't NEET

>that angle
>that face
>that pose
>this post
Go back to /soc/, you pathetic incel

You know you are dumb when you fall for such bait.

>implying the fact that it's bait makes OP any less retarded