How much do I need to lift to get a gf like this?

tom boy women = highest test

nu-male detected

Cuck.

*tip*

M'dyke.

>saying that as if it's a bad thing
You can fuck right off, cuck.

Nothing gives me a rape boner like a chick who gives off a major dyke vibe but has a body built to deep dick raw.
Like balls deep hitting too deep and keeping going because her sounds and the look of slight pain. intense pleasure and total submission on that dykes face is like a rare treasure kind of fucking.

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3xF social skills

HEIGHT, FACE, FRAME xf daily

HNNNNNG

Fucking retard

How much do you guys reckon I need to lift to pull a HIGH TEST GODDESS?

DAMN

1.5 her weight in every lift.
Fucking a thick girl who has even the tiniest bit of self consciousness about her weight against a wall = instant multiple orgasms and head on demand.

Nothing better than two miserable bitches throwing newfag terms at each other

> tfw my ex was like that
> dykey skrillex haircut but with a big ol' squat booty and perky tits
> tfw she'd get off on being submissive while parroting feminist buzzwords outside the bedroom
> tfw no amount of deadlifting will make me stop having sex dreams about her

>1.5× her weight in front raises
why are my shoulders so weak?

I really hope this is a shit joke

It's shitty r9k satire. You can recognize them easily by the poster pretending to be living with his mom and acting like an autist.

user that's a boy, I got this from a trap thread a few weeks back.

>I like tomboys because feminine women intimidate me and it's like having a boyfriend you can have sex with

high test in their blood stream you mean

this man is a fucking sniper. well spotted

More than you'll ever be able to do.

I like short haired chicks but this one is gross

[spoiler]im gay[/spoiler]

low test as fuck

All the men in the world are happy you're gay so you don't up with them

Nice gyno

gOD i LOVE SHORT HAIRED GIRLS.

Grow up fuark

Well spotted.

wheres her nudes at then

Fucking top kek

But not srs right?

SNIPER
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nice gyno fag

>lifting for real girls

>Mom calls me upstairs
lel

~50 posts and nobody said tree fiddy

>'bout tree fiddy

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>/thread/

tell your mom you want her to put vegetables in every meal she cooks for you. just choke it down. pretty quickly you'll get over your revulsion. and then you'll start to enjoy it

>just choke it down. pretty quickly you'll get over your revulsion. and then you'll start to enjoy it
This advice works for sucking cock too, just fyi

>Implying the fact that you love the taste of pussy doesn't mean I won't love to taste yours
>Implying your sexuality prevents that tight pussy from loving every inch of this fat dick
>Implying I won't lick every vulnerable inch of your dykey little frame and brutally go to town on you while you almost beg for mercy.
>Implying I won't have you in tight tiny dress and parade you around like Daddy's perfect little fucktoy.

Now post nudes of your tits your ass and your cunt. I want to know what I'll be eating and what I'll be destroying with my dick.

So if she's tall like I like them and thick af, I gotta lat raise near 2pl8? Ffffffuaaaarrrrk, delts like that and I imagine I'd be horizontally challenged when faced with the patriarchy's narrow shitlord doors and hallways. Shit, I couldn't even get down to the basement.

?? Not her but damn thats a weird post.

Christ alive, Emma Watson got jacked.

Kek Op btfo

Enjoy saying "my wife's son"

In what way?
I want to deep dick that little future bisexual bowlegged and I want her as my fuck slut.

How hard is that to understand.

>gf
*bf

>gf

user I...

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Haha Jesus christ, this thread

Going to save this for i see trappy

If you're a woman then you're in luck.

it isnt hard to understand. Its a pretty reasonable post and I agree with everything in it.

Is this pasta?

wat

You have the perfect female body desu

It is now

fukken saved

Fuck you.

this post really confused me because i thought was a mtf tranny or just a fag

wow

>tfw she looks like my sister from the neck up

uh

That's the funniest tip meme I've seen yet!

>freckles

absolutely disgusting

>im gay
thats what they always say

kys

u mad, frecklescuck?

> ywn

nah, just means more for me

Nigger you're retarded but you have a point.

nice gyno faggot

gay grill here... we gonna get to see them tittys or naw?

dude just do some push up those things will go away in no time.

Gyno claims another victim.