How does Veeky Forums dress?

These guys got best styles

enjoy the ment hater reps order 66 t shirt and porn addict cookie cutter lenny t shirt jason genova clothing line its piss its sick its revolting its insulting its absurdity its insanity its nature boy rick flairenin WOOOOO baby
awrite pissout bye

Basic AF

Generally a black tshirt, about 25% of the time a metal band shirt. I own like two blue shirts I switch it up with occasionally.

Other than that, I own two pairs of jeans. One relatively tight fitting for social stuff (parties/dancing,) the other relatively loose for more active stuff (woods or whatever.)

Two pairs of cargo shorts for summer, one grey the other light brown.

RICK OWENS
RAF SIMONS
USUALLY WHAT IM DRESSED IN

Add in fearofgod and some bullshit hype brand and youre golden

Reviewbrah?

>BALENCIAGA

fear of god is utter fucking trash desu
cant believe they charge 1.5k for a rip off of like 5 shoes combined into one

also back onto your main topic op
it isnt possible to be bodybuilder tier and Veeky Forums
but you can be ottermode and Veeky Forums
in fact it is probably the perfect mixture of body and fashion
although the most important thing really is the face

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>those legs

the protagonist from the assassin creed games

>wearing clothes to cover your gains

it's dyel af

your average rick owens wearer

Black chucks, levis, white v neck, watch that matches belt and shoes.

Im not kidding its that easy

>high test jocks think they're hot shit
>doesn't realize that psychological androgyny the shit and is essential for creativity
>all these high test brutes can only lift weight pretty much, not that useful or cultural

these aren't actual outfits right? more of a 'look at how creative I can be' designs from the designers rather then being actual clothing meant to be worn right?

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We can also spitroast your mother, sister, daughter and girlfriend.

the first two are just meme examples
the designer is famous for his brand vetements which is basically ironic meme fashion for teenagers with ridiculous cut garments shown in the pic, hes essentially the yung lean of fashion
he has now gone on to meme up a very respectable luxury fashion house balenciaga and produce this ridiculous shit
the 3rd one however is from dries van noten, who is actually very good, the clothes themselves are quite wearable, i mean its just a coat/robe, a pair of shorts and a pair of loafers if you take out the weird strap thing
ofc the clothes are still designed to merge together in a creative theme throughout the show, but once you dissect it they are also just clothes that you can go and purchase at the store

Have dreadfully flat feet so wear corrective sneakers and orthotics everywhere, doesn't really mojo with jeans desu and since 99℅ I'm either coming from or going to gym if I'm not working I just wear shorts/trackies and a T-shirt. Hoodie if weather requires it.

Id like to be more effay, but I grow out of shit so fast I can't really justify it. I went up like four Jean sizes these last eight months and I always have to get the waist taken in. I actually have to buy skinny jeans cause otherwise I look like I'm wearing fucking flare pants

That's actually what it is
Though some people prefer a more artistic style of dressing over the typical one designed to make someone look nice

>reviewbrah on the left

"Working out is modern couture. No outfit is going to make you look or feel as good as having a fit body. Buy less clothing and go to the gym instead."

t. Rick Owens himself

Fit body + full rick is GOAT, literally god tier desu

Cargo shorts and t shirt because its hot as balls in florida

Stop wearing cargos

>Cargo shorts

It's not 2004 man, if you arent camping or doing construction, you gotta stop wearing these "my mom bought my back to school clothes" shorts

>Fit body + full rick is GOAT, literally god tier desu
This.

what movie is this from?

>spending this money on clothes

the earlier you stop caring about how you dress, and how you look in general, the better

inb4 tip tip

I like wearing jeans and a solid colored v neck that is a bit tight but not too tight when I wanna look decently nice

w2c that windbreaker type jacket in outerwear?

i've been described as preppy/golfer/outdoorsy

look up athleisure

NICE TRIPLE DOUBLES, NECKBEARD

Jeff nippard is 5'6 ~160lbs offseason and he is pretty fashionable

I don't know what types of jeans he buys but I need to find out

Is all about that S I L L H O U E T T E
Fitbro you're thrash, literally only a nice cardio/push-ups/diet is needed to a healty and nice body, everything else is about the looks:
Clothes
Face
Hair
Expression

>pretty fashionable
Pretty fashionable is code for "looks like a twat" right?

Is this faggot wearing a Dead Space VT RIG?
Cosplay and fashion should not be put together.

>this is what Veeky Forums thinks about fashion
Holy shit literally everything is wrong with this guy

This isn't fashionable, this is Kayne streetwear wigger tier shit
lol is it 2012 again?

>rick owens
thats why Veeky Forums is a shithole

>long black t-shirt
>busted jeans
wow man all that FASHION
jesus christ /fit.

test

classics never get old m8

I think he looks good and his gf is hot as fuck so he's doing something right

Let's see one of your outfits

Please post a picture of you in clothes I'll get ready to laugh my fucking ass off, 90% of this board goes to the grocery store or mall in basketball shorts and Nike t shirts

lmao he looks like he accidentally put on his tall bf's shirt in the morning

Parka / jacket

>lol is it 2012 again?
Does it matter?
I've been wearing hoddies, jeans and Ts with the same haircut since 2001. Like every other guy I know.

>and his gf is hot af so he must be right
Fashion is not about the one who hits more girls my man

Oh I forgot it's about who dresses like one the most my bad

>people dislike retards following retarded trends such as busted up jeans and shitty long ass t-shirts
BOY I BET THEY LOOK LIKE SHIT
the only people in my country that dress like that are shitty people

Tapered jeans are your best friend. Or, just ask your tailor to taper the legs a bit senpai.

Lmao bomber jackets, skinny jeans and chelsea boots have been around for ages, but they have been subjected to extreme trendiness over the past couple years so they don't really get the timeless medal anymore m8

Pusher

>psychological androgyny the shit and is essential for creativity
But that's wrong, you retard.
Alao
>Veeky Forums
>creative

>in my country

Confirmed third world shitskin

please leave

It's too short to be a parka

What the fuck is a turtle doing there

>tfw was a fatty and never sweated
>tfw got fit and now get huge sweat marks under my pits even when I'm chilling and not doing physical activity

H&M stretch fit v-neck (white or black)
H&M super skinny jeans (super light ones and super dark ones
Jordans or Yeezys of any color.
I wear this and get compliments all the time. The shoes cost more than the clothes lol.

u fuckin wot
say tht to my face u cheeky kunt

Copping real pairs at 800+ is such a fuckin waste for running shoes at this point. Yzys are cool but its not worth. Id rather buy more variety of shoes with 800

this gets me everytime

How are these?

Bought laces separately, I've caught a few people mirin them irl already

Rain jacket maybe?

I got the 750s and the Yeezy 2s/ I got them in store the day they came out so I paid the regular 300 for both. I mainly just wear AF1s or flights though.

usually i just wear basketball shorts with my hoodie while listening to my headphones

>tfw was a fat fuck my whole childhood and never sweated
>tfw got "fit" and now get sweat marks under my pits without doing anything
>tfw limited to dark colors usually black t shirt of I'm going out

>tfw wore a dark grey tshirt last night out
>tfw chilling with girl
>tfw huge fucking sweat marks under my pits
I'm talking about 5 inches around my pit area is just drenched
>tfw it was comfortable in the room and not even hot

What do fit?
I'm I doomed to wear black t shirts my whole life?

Dickies 874 cause theyre durable, never stain, never wrinkle, consistent fit, not too loose and not too tight.
Dickies pocket Tees/henley for shirts cause i prefer a longer length and the shirt sleeves dont have excess fabric that make awkward sleeve wings, and only shrink in length so the size remains the same. Im fucking done with Levi's their belt loops fucking suck, inconsistent and the crotch area frays after a few months of use.

>Cargos in the summer
Literally nothing wrong with that or cargos in general idk where the hate came from.

Absolutely possible to be Veeky Forums and Veeky Forums, just can't go full retard on the latter.

Classic summer looks that will always work for your average Veeky Forums bro:

*NO FUCKING CARGO SHORTS YOU ASEXUAL PLEB*

1. Dark tapered jeans, slim fit black shirt (can always go scoopneck or long hem if you want to be trendy) and a solid pair of leather or suede boots preferably black or brown. No white socks.

2. Black, gray, or khaki joggers with low top sneakers and some kind of short sleeve button down.

3. Above the knee shorts (preferably 5-7in inseam to show off joocy quads), lightweight t shirt, dad hat, boat shoes or low top sneakers no socks.

These are super simple fits that cost very little money. If you don't have the beans for new clothes go to a thrift store and find a few pieces, tailor as necessary.

RULES OF THUMB:
- No cargos ever. Do u even fuk?
- No snapbacks
- No edgy political t shirts or lame designs
- No big logos
- No skate brands unless you skate
- Black is always right
- Belt matches shoes. Brown shoes = brown belt. Black shoes = black belt.
- No more than 1 "statement" piece per outfit. If you're wearing a Hawaiian (ironic dad-core) don't wear bright colored pants
- Only 1 pattern per outfit
- Avoid meme-tier brands

Would you brahs be interested in more details? Kinda bored at work wouldn't mind tossing some stuff on here

This Normcore shit is way to boing

>NO FUCKING CARGO SHORTS YOU ASEXUAL PLEB
No.
>joggers
Grade A faggot.
>Above the knee shorts, preferably 5-7in inseam
Yeah nah thats pretty gay whether you have nice quads or not

And your whole rule of thumb is shit the only correct thing youve said in your post is no white socks.

Get prescription deodorant, my brother had the same problem and now he doesn't have huge sweaty pits

>fitted jeans
>snug but not tight black and grey tees for casual wear
>waist coats tailored suits for formal
>more simple designed waistcoat with a fitted black tee user for casual formal

Simple as. Keep your shoes simple and nice and always wear a fragrance

These tips will allow u to look good while showing off your arms and shoulders

joggers with a button down? You're a joke.
Confirmed for never having looked like a real human bean before.

gr8 b8 m8

Tshirts:
>2 black v-necks
>2 black circle-necks
>2 graphic shirts
>1 white circle-neck

hoodies:
>1 deep blue ziphoody
>1 black hoody
>1 green hoody
>1 grey hoody

jeans:
>2 grey jeans
>1 dark blue jeans
>1 black jeans

Pick one of each category.
Didn't go shopping for a year.

My experience with browsing Veeky Forums is that their sticky specifically states that fashion cannot save you from a shitty build, skinny/fat, and that your priority should first be to get that in order. Outside of their reasonable wiki, however, the board is insanity. Shirts with 10 useless zippers, palewave, cyberpunk, and some blatantly gay "styles" that they'd rate an 8 of 10 while they look at the guy with jeans and a fitted t and call him a 3. Veeky Forums is like Veeky Forums - read the sticky and don't listen to the shit posted on the board.

Short sleeve button down, child. Sorry you live in a flyover state and mommy still buys all your clothes at Old Navy. Do you like your new velcro light up Buzz Lightyear shoes?

>"I'm 14 ama", the wardrobe

No suits or ties? Wtf man

Wew, sure are a lot of fags in here. Honestly, as a man you really shouldn't care so much about fashion. Shit is pretty gay m8s.

There's no need to actually wear a suit in everyday wear.

I have a suit but it's obviously not in my daily wear list.

You don't realise how important how you dress is until women don't give a fuck about you at a bar or club. Real talk, the only women who go after hench guys in shitty clothes are thirsty whores.

Meanwhile the smooth talking well dressed Chad that does nothing but curlbro routines will be pulling the cute ones

T. Oldfag

Yes there is

T. Barney stinson

guy on the far right looks good

>wears skinny jeans
>is shit posting on fit instead of squatting

LEAVEEEE

Fuck you Veeky Forumsggot

>fashion
I just wear black jeans and flannel or t-shirt depending on temperature with the same black sneakers ive had for 6 years

like this guy

And we still look better than those Veeky Forums tryhards.