Ex is getting hotter by the day

>ex is getting hotter by the day

She's your EX girlfriend for a reason. Forget about her.

>I'm the ex that got hotter but it's only because I hate myself and haven't been able to move on

tfw I broke up with the perfect qt who truly loved me, tfw I was the worst boyfriend and she still loved me (not abusive tho)

This is why I hate myself, now she's dating someone she actually deserves and im just here drowning in self hate

I want to do something good for someone else before I die desu

>ex left you for a better man
>you find the old pics of you together

Just do better than her next time

>sometimes I load up pics of my ex from nearly 3 years ago in the middle of a fap
>when we were together I never fapped while thinking about her

I'm gradually doing it less and less, but I still don't understand

>tfw my ex was a high test ariana grande lookalike

Of course it's summer you big dumdum :^)

Big deal, do you really want her back just cause she's suddenly a bit more attractive and that's going to overrule the reasons your relationship didn't work out?

>mfw this is the fantasy of so many people on Veeky Forums
>mfw their ex just think to themselves "he got in shape, good for him, I don't care about him anymore though" and then go on about their life
>mfw they work so hard for that too

Kek

>tfw still cool with my thicc ex
>still bang sometimes
>had a threesome with my ex and her best friend in a hotel after a convention while we were all in cosplay

Underrated

my ex actually started crossfit 2 yearsa ago

and god damn has she lost weight
still looks as cute as the day i met her though

Jokes on you. I don't have an ex.

Oh.

>I'm the ex that got hotter and improved all aspects of life after breaking up.
>ex bfs still call me, just pass the phone to current bf
>feelsgood.jog

Brehs... I fucked up. I'm miserable.

>date qt girl last year
>end up breaking up with her because im depressed/disconnected/in a bad spot in life
>talk to her since then
>we get closer and closer, bang again, etc
>yesterday we get coffee and she tells me that we're better as friends

I want to cry but the tears won't come out. It's so much worse because I know it's my fault for fucking it up. I can't get over it because I keep telling myself there's hope I can convince her it won't happen again. But I don't know the line between hopelessly devoted and creepy.

Why am i such a fuck up?

Sounds trashy and gross. Cosplaying chicks are 99.99% hideous, even if not fat. Also -
>fucking your ex
For shame

It's like those fursuit tranny faggots bragging about how great their sex life is.
Yeah you're a sexual deviant and you fuck walking trashcans, good on you man

...

Does it take anyone else a retardedly long time to get over girls?

I'm depressed.

I'm in fucking love

My first real adult ex bf took me.a while.to get over. It got easier as time went on because I matured as a person (know who I am, know what I stand for, self confidence based on what I do with life, etc.) And realize I don't deserve unhealthy relationships. It depends on the situation and people really. Everyone will be different.

>I can't get over it because I keep telling myself there's hope
Come on man, you know what to do. Stop torturing yourself and accept the two of you will never be.

>being a female
>"improved aspects"
>meaning dumped him because you think you can do better
>probably stopped talking to him out of the blue without explanation
>enjoying your new boipucci buying you shit your old bf couldn't afford

I can tell you're a heartless bitch because you pick up the phone when an ex calls and hand it off to your douchebag bf who gets a kick out of kicking guys while they're down

You're just a leech with a fuckbox

>resting between sets
>remember about her
>feel like breaking down in the gym

You're young man. If you were in your late 20's your ex would be getting closer and closer to the female cliff of unsuitability by the day.

>haven't stalked ex on social media in over a year
>be in gym doing squats earlier today
>not feeing it today, still kinda sore from Monday's squats
>couldn't complete my first set of a 5x5
>don't know how to hype myself up
>get an idea
>go on my ex's twitter
>literally first time seeing an update on her life in over a year
>look through it, see she's had 2 boyfriends in the past year, see she dresses super slutty now and parties all the time
>she's also doing well in school and has a summer job
>immediately feel like shit and feel immense anger
>so much fucking anger
>get under bar
>finish my sets like fucking nothing
>still angry
>deadlift like an animal
>it's like I have he strength of a god at this moment
>making myself feel angry fucking worked wonders
>go home
>after adrenaline rush is over, feel like killing myself over seeing her life
>regret ever looking at her Twitter even if it helped me plow through my sets
>wanna die

JUST

>>feelsgood.jog
>women trying to meme, but they're too retarded to even do THAT right

I'm sure by """getting hotter""" you mean buying a shit ton of new make up to smear on your face that your new bf buys you, and eating a bunch for >muh curves

Iktf breh. Just keep lifting

I'm not even her but dude chill. Improvement is improvement regardless. No need to give someone shit for bettering themselves.

>imagining all the things you could have done together before she left you

guys, is it better to have ugly gf or be tfwnogf? i'm 21 virgin.

I'd rather have no gf because they're extra work and you actually have to pay attention to them when you don't want to n shit. Of course if it was a qt3.14 then I'd do it.

how ugly we talking about?
dirty mutt/10? tfwnogf evritime

between 3-5/10? Pick gf everytime.

Better to have someone than fight the ever growing loneliness that puts into an endless abyss of slef pity, depression and regret.

That or you suddenly fight homoerotic urges of looking at countles CB pics, mates at the gym or roided Zyzz.

Never settle user, being alone is a lot better than being with someone you have no interest in.
If a girl makes you happy, but she is only ok looking. Take what you can get.

i end up being mean to girls i'm not attracted to, so its not worth it

are you literally me?

sucks that this usually makes them even more attracted to you

I am become you.

It's a double edged sword that my friend...

solid 1.5 years to 2 years i think for me
idk, folk are different, some get over it right away, some take longer

>Twitter

She was a nig?

You realize why women don't like you? Because you project so much negativity.

This is why you're such a loser in real life. You look for ways to paint people as your enemy, you try to compare yourself to other people and make yourself the hero. Have fun working at burger king your whole life :)

>ex getting fatter by the day

Feels good man

>break up with each other
>try to stay friends
>things kinda turns sour
>have something like an on and off again friendship for a year
>don't really want to be around her even though most of my feelings for her vaporized
>tell her that I want her neither around me or my friends
>she gets sad and pissy since ended up with a lot of the same friends after we got together
>things are really sour
>she gets together with a common friend of ours
>doesn't bother me at all for some reason
>it gets serious so I basically have to hang around with her if all of us are drinking
>avoid it for the longest time 'cause I'm not entirely comfortable with it
>decide to join a party with her just to get it over with
>she turns into a drunken mess
>every. single. time

Feels devilishly good desu.

>tfw it's WAY more uncomfortable for the boyfriend than it is for me

>ex balloons-up as soon as we break up

My ex:

>Breaks up with me
>Their full-time job which they out college on hold for falls through
>Works at McDonalds
>Gets cancer

DODGED A BULLET THERE

>get swole after break up
>get "hey! how have you been?" text a day after posting swole pic on fb
>ignore her
there really is no better feeling

>break up with gf of 3 years in February
>she initiates it, says she's at a weird time in life, doesn't know what she wants, the future is confusing and scary and other bs
>feel like shit for a week afterwards
>suddenly snap out of it, realize I have so much more time and energy to spend on myself
>within a month, find a great summer job, win a local public speaking competition, and work hard to get top grades in my uni class while lifting hard as ever
>after school year ends and 2 months of no contact, ex hits me up saying "I made a mistake, we were so good together, I miss it"

Don't just message me 'cause you see me doing well