They got johnny Veeky Forums! THEY GOT JOHNNY

This shit is fake dumbasses

There is no way to retool this show for 2016 without completely gutting his sex drive.

They're probably just going to have him overreact to typically non-fit stuff and make him the punchline of everything by "fit shaming" him. I can see this reboot trying to sneakily be pro-HAES

From roided to dyel I bet.

It doesn't even matter, do that all they want. Some HAES bitch doesn't matter to me. Bring it on!

you think that's bad?
did you forget about the DOUG reboot that turned Mr. Dink into an open homosexual?
youtube.com/watch?v=Vqri4Lvf-4s

mfw this will be proven correct

cynicnomore.com/2016/04/13/cartoon-network-to-reboot-johnny-bravo-in-2017/

This is cancer. This is gender studies graduates trying to justify their major. We need to ignore this. This needs to die and the only way it will is if as few people as possible give it attention.

>>retooled for modern audiences

F

I'm glad I grew up when Johnny Bravo was good, not this rehashed feminist cuck bullshit

>The pilot episode will start with an apology to the audience from Van Partible, the original creator of Johnny Bravo. The rest of the episode will be Suzy explaining to Johnny why his approach to women is wrong.

all is lost

Even the devil is disgusted by it

source of pic?

christ he's going to be a fatty isn't he?

>The new creative team is headlined by Andromeda Antony, a woman with a bachelor’s degree in woman’s studies, a master’s degree in gender studies, and a doctorate in woman’s gender studies.
>We did not reach out to her for comment. She called us up. We still don’t know how she got our number.
It's a joke, dumbass

You do realize this is satire, right?

No johnny no

>Being retooled for modern audiences.

No thanks.

Sadly it was the same creator too

So the viewer will get to watch him inject his glutes in his moms bathroom?

Adventures of Joanna Bravo, the black body positive feminist arts student.

every episode is going to be him going after fit chicks and then ending up with fat chicks instead so the HAES crowd can go, "US BIGGUNS GIT FIT MEN 2"|

Here did you get that pic friendo?

Oh fuck off
Johnny bravo is perfect the way it is
>He is fit
>Good hair
>Still gets rejected a shitton
>Never succeeds

He is the hero we need, a cartoon version of what its like to be a fit guy hunting for pussy in real life
Why ruin it?

>retooled for modern audiences

Now that's scary.

>inb4 hes black or has a black friend that gets a bunch of white girls

jesus christ theyre gonna make him look fucking DYEL arent they?

What did they do?

Bump for answer

This is a masterpiece of satire.

>retooled for modern audiences

Calling it now, it's gonna be shit like teen titans go

OP didn't mean "They made Johnny fit!"

He mean't that "The SJW's have Johnny"

OP should of been more clear but you're still a retard.

For fuck's sake you dipshits, it's not real. They're not rebooting Johnny Bravo

Gave them emojis for eyes and turned them into high pitched cunts

Yeah they kinda ruined the show by adding cringey normie memes like "I litterally can't even!" "Oh, she LITTERALLY can't even!!!" and stuff like making the PPG twerk ayy lamo. Stopped watching after a couple episodes. I don't know if it got better. But I doubt it did.

>Muslim
>gay
Pick one and only one user.

Johnny "latsbrah when he discovers hair gel and sunglasses" Bravo

What is satire

>IT'S A JOHNNY SETS OFF THE LUNK ALARM AND GETS BUSTED BY SURPRISE GUEST MELISSA MCCARTHY EPISODE

johnny will be a woman

screencap this

All arabs are half-fags though.

+ plastic surgery

>he fell for the Islam is not degenerate meme

>Suzy goes from being a qt that likes Johnny and wants him to better himself and fix his personality flaws to an SJW that hates Johnny for being mysoginstic
>Carl goes from being a really dorky friend to being gay and in love with Johnny
>Johnny is incredibly insecure and cries every time he is rejected
>introduction of lesbian black couple that are both physically and emotionally stronger than Johnny
>Johnny gets cucked at the gym every episode by Tyrone the trainer

Hi Johnny

>The new creative team is headlined by Andromeda Antony, a woman with a bachelor’s degree in woman’s studies, a master’s degree in gender studies, and a doctorate in woman’s gender studies.

>We did not reach out to her for comment. She called us up. We still don’t know how she got our number.

I'm dying Veeky Forums

Is Johnny natty?

holy smoke source?

What a shithole.

Nothing is impossible in a magical world of SJWs media

Pretty sure they did this to the Teen Titans reboot too, shit's sad

kek, yeah right, is that what you wisper in your bacha bazi's ear?