So I pretty much fell for the chubby girl meme and it's not actually that much fun

So I pretty much fell for the chubby girl meme and it's not actually that much fun.

> Meet a chubby asian chick off tinder
> Quite plain, normal, chunky breasts and ass.
> Fuck
> Can't do doggy style due to ass being too big (and dick being too small perhaps).
> Can't go down on her because can't breath.
> She sucks at blowjobs.
> She sucks at handjobs.
> Tittyfucking is too awkward IRL.

So basically, it's just boring missionary position, and I nut in like 2 minutes because she's so tight.

Chubby chicks, not even once.

That's because you got an Asian girl. Literally no Asian irl knows how to fuck sans the old massage ladies and porn stars.

Get a chubby white Spanish or black girl. They will literally stop at nothing to make .you cum.

>ass is TOO huge
>don't have to perform cunnalingus
>will allow titfucking
>tight

One man's trash...

>Can't do doggy style
She's not chubby, m8, she a whale

You fell for the 3D meme kohai

>cant do doggy

make her arch her back, for real

get her on a diet and doing some cardio. Nothing more rewarding than a project girl

Im a "project girl"

Problem is he likes me chubby (I was fat at first) and now I wanna lose more. Not sure if I should stay at current weight because he's in to it or just say fuck it and keep losing.

>he fell for the high test meme

Exactly this. My gf has a huge butt and doggy has never been a problem. Deeper penetration than missionary desu.

>get back from shitty 8 hours shift
>drink a whole liter of milk

>he thinks women can follow a strict diet
>he thinks women won't half-ass their training

"project girl" almost never works.

This my man

The final stage of every project girl is exceeding the guy's expectations, dumping him, and upgrading to a higher class bf.

>chubby

you mean fat

you fucked a fat girl.

Not an option, desu. I'm extremely loyal to him.

thats what all girls say

Once you've turned your body into a marble statue of feminine perfection, and he's whining about how you should get fatter, then we'll see.

how many people get married with this attitude?

why do half of all marriages fail?

Yes, but I've been with him since I lost my virginity to him a decade ago and we're still extremely happy with a great sex life, and little to no problems at all romantically. We continue to be best friends and to just love being near each other and it doesn't appear to be budging from that, so at the moment it's not really an option.

However, I have been thinking about just keeping a little thickness to please him and going full on strength training.

Serial marry-ers and divorcees skewing the statistics

Go ahead get slimmer n then come back n try to say the same thing

would you stay loyal if a 10/10 hit on you?

just saying, most girls constantly look to "upgrade" these days.