MANLET STORY THREAD

it doesn't count if it's all neck and legs

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MANLETS GETTING SO FRUSTRATED

>be me
>be tall. H..H..Honest guys I'm tall
>F...F...Fucken manlets am I right guys

LAMO

>a year ago
>with gymsis
>she's 6'4" amazon
>she brought her boyfriend to do some cardio
>hes eyefucking me
>all do a little cardio to warm up
>sis starts to head downstairs
>tell her ill be right behind her, just want to run a little more
>boy starts trying to talk to me
>casual conversation
>says he wants me to show him how to use one of the machines
>takes me into bathroom
>sucks my dick and i literally fuck him in the ass
>cum in his mouth
>she goes downstairs and tells my sis shes just not feeling it today and that shes gonna leave
>gives her a big kiss
>theyre still together a year after
>calls me a week ago to tell me he wants me to be her maid of honor
>agree
>fuck her guy again before the wedding. not anal this time. cum in him, no protection.
>got drunk as fuck and basically ruined her wedding
>boy texts me next day asking when he can see me again
>fucking amazons, when will they learn

LMFAO ARE MANLETS THE MOST INSECURE GROUP OF PEOPLE OF ALL TIME?

HONESTLY, WHAT'S IT LIKE TO HAVE EVERYONE LOOK DOWN ON YOU LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY.

Why wouldn't legs count? Long legs grants more natural athleticism in most sports

wat

Obligatory.
>inb4 manlet seething with rage

>5"6
>talking to a qt on tinder
>she is 5"11
>she doesn't care and is coming over tomorrow
>i'm 23 she is 19

Idk what to feel

Lmao shes literally coming over just to take a photo of your dwarf ass

>have a 5'6 manlet friend
>skeleton tier and pretty fucking beta
>girls practically slobber on his dick
HAHA FUCKING MANLETS WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

HAHAHA SHE ISN'T COMING TO FUCK, SHE'S COMING TO LOL

>Playing competitive 5 a side football/soccer
>I'm the biggest guy on the pitch by far
>Get shoulder barged off the ball suddenly
>Turn around to see who signed their death warrant
>Ofc it has to be a fucking manlet
>This 5'5 faggot thinks he has something to prove
>I'll show him
>Anticipate his next attempt and stiffen my body upon impact
>He flies 10ft backwards and falls on his ass
>everyone laughs
>Manlets, when will they learn?

most tall people degenerate and chromosomes missing inbreds.
they also die earlier, science bitches!

haha only a clueless retard would write like that football/soccer. yeah fag dream on and go back penetrating your waifu pillow

Always a classic.

I'd rather life of 50 years as human sized, than a full life as a manlet

I wrote football/soccer as to be courteous towards the English&American citizens of /fit you complete autist. Go and think about what you have done.

t. angry manlet

HAHAHA SAMEFAG MANLET CONFIRMED UPSET.

>starts giving him a noogie

>90% of male population isn't actually male

Yeah, nice scientific conclusion there pal

LOL YET ANOTHER ANGRY MANLET

5'8" and taller than any woman I've met, so who cares
If you're really that insecure about your height that you have to take it out on others, you're nothing but a filthy cumstain on my path to success

> no homo

you're probably a shitty little gook aren't ya?

Aryan masterrace, but keep projecting on others in an attempt to mask your low self-confidence and self-hatred, lanklet

LMFAO. WOMEN LOOK AT YOU AND LAUGH AT HOW SMALL YOU ARE. YOU WILL NEVER BE SUCCESSFUL.

HAHAHAHA MANLET CONFIRMED UPSET THAT HE'S GETTING PICKED ON BY ACTUAL ADULT SIZED MEN AGAIN. POOR GUY, HE HAS ENOUGH ON HIS PLATE ALREADY WHICH PROBABLY ISNT MUCH SINCE, YA KNOW, MANLET AND ALL.

>virgin detected

>ARYAN MUSTARD RACE
>IS ONLY 4"6
yeah flame on little candle

>he thinks it's impressive because he is above 6'

Unless you look like Heracles it's not going to matter, since you'll just be a lanky faggot for the rest of your life
Tell me, what does it feel like to walk with your legs crossed like a woman on her period?

rofl rekt

poor little fella

THAT DIDN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE. MANLET SO UPSET HE STARTS RANDOMLY SAYING THINGS. HAHAHAHAHA ENJOY BEING INFERIOR TO ME IN EVERY WAY LITTLE BOY.

>can't even retort a simple insult

How many times were you dropped on your head as a kid?

do you manlets post in these threads just to be humilated

do you get off to it?

LMAO HOW MANY MORE YEARS UNTIL YOU STOP LOOKING LIKE A KID LITTLE MAN?

Basement dweller the thread. get a life

If you are shorter than her you automatically become the lady

How many more years until you weigh more than a toddler, lanklet?

ROFL MANLETS GETTING ABSOLUTELY BUTT FRUSTRATED. IM 225 AND 6'4" BTW. WHAT'S THAT, ABOUT DOUBLE YOU?

>being over 6" makes you a manlet
oh boy you're brain is as small as your body

Damn, you weigh 225 grams?
That's hardcore, brother!

Sure must be fun being so tall when you can't even read what's written on the screen

>dyel manlet cries to himself

LMFAO BEING THIS FUCKING MAD

>N-NO U!!

Quality comeback, pal
Must be hard coming up with these posts since your blood can barely reach that chicken brain of yours

You fucked up too many times and it distracted from the humor potential

HAHAHAHAHHAHA POOR KID THINKS I'M TRYING TO TRADE INSULTS WITH HIM. IM JUST HERE TO LAUGH AT YOU GET FRUSTRATED OVER GETTING MADE FUN OF. I WISH YOU A SPEEDY RECOVERY ON YOUR TINY CHILD LIKE FRAME.

And I wish you a speedy recovery on your mental deficiency, even though you're already too far gone

Never seen a manlet so obviously upset before

LMAO KK SHORTY

lolllllllllllll manlet getting trolled hard as fuck tries to make superior tall person feel bad. this is some quality crying.

fuck my seids

>being this short
>2k16
when will they learn

Im 184cm / 6 feet but still feel short in western europe.
All men 20-30 yo are 190cm+ here, its depressing

im 5'6 brahs :) luckily i have decent facial asthetics. going for that there dwarf mode. perma bulking.

you're just an asshole dude.
who fucks over their friend like that?

Tallfags just havin a laff and then the manlets gotta come in and sperg out

This thread is the cringiest fucking thing I've seen in a while. Short and tall people acting equally retarded.

Veeky Forums has completely gone to shit

6'3 210 @ 18 y/o
I really dont want to grow any more.

>have a 5'6 manlet friend
>visit him often
>his wife always makes some kind of a manlet joke when she sees me
>"omg you look like legolas and gimli"
>"omg stop growing already I can't see my husband"
>"hey user your little brother is over there"
>mfw

It really makes things very awkward I just try to look away but it's really hard.

>be manlet
>exposed to countless manlet threads
>find manlet jokes funny now
What the fuck did Veeky Forums do to me.

>be 5'5
>walk into gym full of 5'2's
>tfw king of manlets

>a manlet was so upset he made this

EVERY TIME

...

You've finally learned

Dropped on his head? No. He was repeatedly bashed into the fucking wall clearly.

>be me
> be 5 9
>Be slightly below average
>Still get with girls when I get drunk confidence
>height is at point where it's not a bonus nor deal-breaker

YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

At least that didn't stunt his growth lmao

Would rather be retarded than a manlet

Keep telling yourself that buddy, when you break out of your teenage years, all that will fade. Get it while you can.

Jesus fuck are you like one of those fish that can change between male and female whenever they feel like it?

hey guys, im 5'6

mirin. Be the little spoon for me

OP here. It's all just a joke, bud. Relax.

>tfw ywn cuddle Miss Baker

>5'11
>Pretty buff
>6'2 and taller lanklets always asking me how to beef up
>Tell them they gotta eat more

I'm not a dick.

I dont mind being 5'7, makes my 7x5.5 dick which is average look huge relatively

its not so bad

>Be me taking cab ride home.
>trip 17, gave 20 driver takes his own tip.
>Drives off like WTF
>?
>Walk two blocks to cab stand
>Walk in the office like a fucking boss,
>"WHERES FUCK-WAD WITH MY CHANGE!"
>Fuck wad walk up chest on chest,
> Me 6' 245lbs solid, Teach BJJ and Hopkido
>him 5'6" or shorter way smaller than me.
>His drivers come around 4 of then and i say you motherfucker think you can take me?"
>Pussy's immediately back down.
>Give me the the fucking change or I'll make you fucking earn it.
>Short idiot walks up to me and said "Sir don't use that kind of language here...
>I said what the fuck aren't you a fucking man, shut up and sit the fuck down.
>Baby boy said you gonna fight over 3 bucks?
>I said "You didn't earn it, I did!"
>boy now hands over the 3 bucks. "Next time earn the thing you bunch of fucking pussy's!"
>Walked out like a champ over 3 buck ha ha ha...
>Next day one of the drivers see me and said that guy pissed his pants.
>Fucking man-children always need to know their place even if it was nickle.

Lanklets are so upset they keep making these threads

I stole your cuffs wrapped you up like a package and locked you in a bathroom for 4 hours, so we can drink after hours. Your buddies didn't even attempt to look for you. Manlet.

>we came here to laught at you.jpeg
not angry just smug ,':^)