Hey Veeky Forums, have you ever gotten an ex back? How did you do it? Did the gains help you...

I treated my girlfriend like shit, she broke up with me. I ignored her for two months now we've been together for 4 years I also slept with her friend during the break up.

Listen you are not going to get your ex back / very low probability that you are.

I recently been through this, I cared for her a lot and she dumped me coldly. It hurt like a motherfucker.
I don't really know your postion OP but o can tell you don't bother it's not worth it. The thought I could get her back helped me a lot but in the end made things worse when she moved on.

I know it hurts (depending on how much you liked her) and you also think yet hat getting her back is what you need to do but it's not.
If she dumped you then leave it.

What you need to do is cut off all communication. If you act needy or message her first it will give the appearance that you need her but she doesn't need you which leads to her treating you like shit.
Act like you moved on and relax for a couple of days to a week after that start talking to other girls.

The main thing that will help is having sex with another girl.

Don't get me wrong the opportunity to get her back might occur but assume it won't (that will help you move on easier)

eh it happens man, my last gf broke up with me after almost 4 years and immediately fell back on my absolute loser of a friend, dude is chubby, plays xbox all day and gets high and has a shit job. Meanwhile everytime she sees me Im leaner and stronger (because dont let a bitch get in the way of gains), in the long run I like to think I won. Oh also she got kinda fat now so theres that too

My exes all got fat. Wait for her to get fat, and then you won't want her back.

how is that supposed to help you fucking douche?

Ignore the spelling and bad grammar I wrote this on my phone

stop being a faggot for real

it's just a fucking girl, ONE GIRL, I am probably going to literally fuck my way through my 30's, getting married, having a girlfriend, kids, it's over rated breh, just do what YOU want to do in this life, knock a few chicks up in other countries to make sure bloodline isn't lost, and BAM all set

why did she leave you?

... Why... Why would you want to?

Don't lift for her. Lift for the girl you haven't even met yet.

It means you have to man the fuck up and forget her, nothing else to say.
There is plenty of fish in the sea.

This.
It's pointless

beta/10

don't stop communicating, show her that she didn't hurt you, be that guy that fucks chicks, be the party, get all the gainz,live life, make HER cut off communication, make HER block you on facebook and whatever other social media...make it so she gets sick when she is seeing how successful you are becoming, and if she is like
>wow user caught me mirin'
be like kek no fuck off bitch

Don't know. It wasn't a long realtionship, but for that short time I fell in love like never before. Also during that time I got sick, stopped working out, vomited a lot and lost around 12-13 kg. Now that I'm better I'm just gonna go back in shape, I'm on my way of making good money, everything in my life is gonna get fixed, but without her I feel it's all meaningless..Fuck maybe she cast a spell on me or something

dont block her, but if you seriously think talking to her everyday and bragging about fucking girls is going to make her want you back then youre an idiot. Shes going to see that as you just trying to make her jealous, let her figure out those things on her own, and she will eventually find a reason to contact you.

Making other people feel bad is a signof a shitty person m8.
Just move on, don't try to scheme some retarded autistic plan to make her feel bad

If you go and block her that will make you look like a petty beta

Don't do anything
To everyone else it would appear that you moved on and continued with your life. If you say stupid shit like "fuck off bitch" that would make you look childish

For maximum effect just ignore her that way it shows her that she isn't even worth a second of your time

this x1000

bros I can't stop communicating with her cos I work with her. Not in the same office, but we still message each other all the time. Yeah, lowering the communication is on my list, but I can't cut it off, I'm gonna seem butthurt and I've already tried it a couple of times, but only lasted for a week or so

>dating people from work
lol

making other people feel bad...kek I forgot it's 2016 and people need a safe space because of chalk

don't be a bitch op, nut up and do you, and if you get the chance, and she does want you back, do it for like a night, fuck her, and then tell her she just got played and to gtfo, that's what I did, feltgoodman

How do you know that what you want is the same with what I want? I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her at some point. I still don't want to fuck as many chicks as I can, I wanted to when I was younger but I grew up, I love her and I want her to be here and I to be there for her.

Autistic beta roleplay
>yeah man and fuck the playboy model while she's watching she will be so fucked lol and leave in your helicopter !

stop saying can't faggot

you are just "muh feelingz...need 2 let myself down slow so I don't die of muh heartborke"

>tried it and only lasted for a week
confirmed for beta with no discipline

tryhard/10

more or less accurate, though others have mentioned it in the thread: if communication isn't dead yet, let it die down, answer less and less, and basically be done with it

if you work with her, time to start looking for another job (seems a little extreme, but to me it would be awful desu to work with an ex)
next time, don't be a fucking idiot and date someone at your job, tool

where the fuck do you live, just so I can check the news and see when you abduct this bitch and make her lotion on the skin in a hole

No, because we needed to talk about work idiot. Didn't you read what I wrote.

yes

you need to just have an honest conversation, make your intentions clear tell her something along the lines of "look I want you in my life, but not as just my friend and if thats not what you want then thanks but no thanks, get a hold of me if you ever change your mind" and never look back. anything less than that and you are an unbelievable beta cuck bitchboi

why would you want to fuck a chick while she is watching, fucking weirdo

oh for sure do this, sound like a beta king while getting cucked

This has NOTHING to do with fitness, you PATHETIC FAILED NORMALFAG. Just go back to where you belong.

>HURR BUT IF U MAKE IT UR EX BE MIRIN U GET HER BACK HURRR
Yeah, no. Your ex made her choice. No amount of lifting will compete with Alpha Tyrone's LONG, DOM BBC.

yeah telling someone what you want and not willing to compromise into being her friend is being a beta, have fun getting all the fun of being an emotional blanket for her to cry on while shes out getting dick from chad everynight

What the fuck is a laystall?

Yeah that's what I want to do, but once I get back in shape and...listen man, it's clear when a girl likes you and when she doesn't. I've looked fucking great when I got her, just finished with some roids and she couldn't resist. I didn't get sick because of them. But now that I've lost so much muscle, I look like shit, it's like two completely different men. I'm gonna get back in shape first, then see if things work out.

you hear about girls going back to their ex's all the time.

the only way it happens is if her new bj is not as good at fucking

youre only going to solidify to her the fact that you are a complete pussy if you continue talking to her when you obviously want to be more than her friend. Cut the fucking ties now and let her watch you improve.

>ever wanting an ex back

breh stop being delusional
- she didn't leave you because of your body, she left you because something is fundamentally incompatible between you two
- if she gets back with you just cause of your body, again, there is something fundamentally dysfunctional and you should really reconsider

face up and let go senpai, there's plenty of better ones out there

Nope i dont like to roll around in garbage.
People cant change on the inside and on the outside most of them got fat, i dont do fat chicks, im shallow, i have standards and i can do better. I refuse settle for less

No. I'm gonna look like a fucking butthurt faggot once she rejects me (and she's gonna do it now), then when things get weird and we stop communicating there will be no going back. I know it happened with my last LTR, she was my best friend for 4 years, got together, broke up, continued chatting but eventually cut contact. Haven't heard from her since and it's been 2 years

>comes on Veeky Forums for advice
>actively rejects and makes excuses for all given advice
stay sad and tiny you faggot

We broke up because were both depressed. Year later I had texted her happy birthday. She responded saying thanks. Didn't respond back to her. A week later she texted me again. Start talking. Fast forward 3 months realize we both hated the relationships we were in. Both dumped our significant others to date again on new years and got together again. Fast forward 5 months. Realize we're both still depressed.

I didn't do anything to get her back but move on. If you develop as an individual and you're meant to try again. It will happen naturally. Don't force it.

NOBODY CARES YOU PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT

How dumb are you motherfucker ? Don't reply to me again retard.

>such thing as an ex
Fuck off, normies

You're partially right, but I'm just arguing here why I don't think that advice is good for my situation.

I literally fuck my ex like every 3-6 months like clockwork. I don't want to date her but she's hot as fuck. It's like we know it won't work out but we still enjoy the physical aspect. Pic related

lol holy fuck bro is that the room you live in or the cell you keep her in

nigga you live in a box

it's her friends guest room. I fuicked her friend in there too lulz

>have you ever gotten an ex back?
Yes
>How did you do it?
She wanted me back because the guy she left me for dumped her
>Did the gains help you?
She did compliment my body a lot, I did more lifting and cardio when she dumped me, so I lost some weight and got a bit more cut

Trust me when I tell you that you don't want your ex back though.
Granted I got blowjobs on demand, she became filthy and did anything I wanted, anytime, anywhere, but it was a trap.
The longer I stayed with her, the more that she expected from the relationship, 3 years later, I was with someone I was using for sex and didn't really love, but told her that I did.

You might think things can go back to how they were, but they won't, when you consider going on holiday together, getting her a ring or buying your first home together, you remember that she dumped you and how it all went wrong.

>wanting an ex back

Just don't do anything, you're torturing yourself.

Keep in mind that she broke with you. It was her decision. If she ever misses you and wants to start something again, she'll reach out to you. If not, then she won't. If you do, then you'll seem needy

For all you know, she's fucked several Chads and already found someone new.

There are probably hundreds of more attractive girls out there who'd probably want a relationship with you, yet you're locking yourself with the one who broke up with you? Makes no sense

What you're going through is nothing new. This isn't a movie where you reach out to the Ex and you fall in love again. Move on, breh

I haven't fallen out of love even after all this time.

>hot as fuck
doesn't post face
>box room
>those soles
foot fags are gay as fuck but generally speaking: bad feet = bad sign

>it's a "my ex is like 10/10 bro, i swear. it's not because i'm obviously biased and once had a relationship with her or anything bro" episode

seriously, i know too many people who think their girlfriends are 9 or 10 out of 10 when they actually look like fucking downies and are at most 6/10

Yeah, I did.

Broke up with her because I wanted another girl.

1 year later we met again and she was happy to see me, I invited her to out and we reconnected.

Then I broke up with her again because she had depression and I wasn't in a mood to handle her.

There is plenty of fish in the sea.

> tfw but you really liked that one fish

6 months is not "all this time" especially when you're still talking to her every day.

seriously man move on. cut off contact and move on.

Best advice ITT. I had a relationship back in Nov-Jan that fell apart and she was the one who basically ended it. I felt like shit for a long time and was constantly tempted to text her and try to put it back together but I've been strong enough not to.

OP if she wants you back she will see you in person or on social media and say, "Wow he's changed" or remember all the things she liked about you and she will probably make the first move. Or like the guy I'm replying to you can always contact her for some boring random reason or say hi if you see her on the street. Then you can judge by her reaction.

But the whole point is she won't want you at all if you are wallowing in misery. Move on, talk to other people, improve yourself, and bitches, whether your ex or some other bitches, will come naturally.

Gay as fuck

I've been in "love" and it hurts like a bitch, sure... But you just push through it and stop being a fucking faggot.

There is a sea of pussy out there and you're crying over some bitch you already fucked the shit out of? 6 months ago?
This confuses me. Life isn't a romantic comedy, you gay fuck.

have...have you ever had a relationship?

this works fucking great

it forces the girl to choose either way, no pussyfooting or games, because you've made your intentions clear and if shes not keen, you will move on, no second thought

being strung along is the ultimate sign of a beta

it's basically saying
"I want you back, please take me back, I am giving you this one last chance to take me back and if you don't I will be gone, do you understand that, I won't be here for you any more"
nah breh, I would much rather do what I do and just fuck through it then wake up one morning not giving a fuck anymore

lol fucking rager oevr here. never said she was a 10 just that she was hot

>I haven't fallen out of love even after all this time

Yet she didn't seem to love you as much as you "love" her.

She ended it. Cut your ties and move on. The relationship ended for a reason. You're being an emotional faggot right now when the solution is so simple

Move on.

If you two are truly """""meant to be"""", you'll bump into her somewhere down the line or she'll reach out to you personally. But that's a big if. Forget about her.

Get a hobby, Talk to other people. Do anything to just forget about her

>even after half a year and banging other girls

Only half of that sentence is true, don't fucking lie to us you sleazy cunt

thats an escort pham

>asking Veeky Forums for advice to get a girl

How do aspies like this get girlfriends to begin with ?

Sure you have dude

i would pay for that, all the escorts around where i live are fat black chicks

same desu pham she looks like an escort though like thats an escort pose aswell i fucked an escort that looked exactly like that

>tfw need gf in order to have an ex
How do you get a gf? How do you fug girls?

How do you fug girls and also fug their friends?

Going up to them in a bar and saying 'ey gurl u wan sum fug?' doesn't seem to be working

where u at

fuck off to lereddit man. seriously my dude

it's clear you don't want to listen to us so go ahead and drool over her and talk to her every day. I'm sure we'll see you on here again once she starts dating someone else.

>Date my ex for 5 years. Really thought we would be married
>In the end we were not a good match and we were growing apart
>Ex breaks up with me
>Spend 2 years not getting over it
>Ex dates around but realized they want me back
>I am so happy to get back together and give it another try
>We try
>And I end up leaving because my heart was not in it anymore

oh right i was looking at it from the way of a not-yet relationship, girl playing games kinda way

not exes

yeah ditch the ex and start fucking asap to get over her, works like a charm

We all dealt with the break up of the one at some point.

Have you ever served? I know after my time in the marines I had adopted the mentality that whatever doesnt kill makes me stronger/wiser. Also it gives you and idea of what real suck is and not just losing some girl.

>We all dealt with the break up of the one at some point.

HAHAHAH. Normies when will they learn...

By not posting fucking gay cartoons and actually make an effort to better yourself, you fat fucking dweeb. Why the fuck would you have a cartoon of some girl saved? How much of a fucking fat faggot are you, seriously?

Jesus christ, grow the fuck up already. It is annoying seeing so many virgins posting "le i hate all women cos they won't fuck me" meanwhile they're walking around with three week old semen crusted on to their gay fucking anime t-shirts...

They should ban this gay cartoon shit from this site now and yes I'm aware that it was the reason joot created it but jesus christ... just grow up already.

Anyone who has this shit saved on their computer deserves lifelong virginity and bad luck. End yourself and do the human race a favour.

I started fucking my ex at the end of last year. In february she told me she fucks some rich guy who founded 3 start ups bla bla.
cut off communication for 3 months, met her for the first time yesterday.
In between i found a new job, lost about 6 kg, looking lean, have a nice ass and good haircut.
she wrote me today if we will see eachother on sunday to eat or cook something.
cutting contact worked

be me
be 21, gf and I broke up
be 23, start working out hardcore
be 24 old gf wants me back
"Omg I wish you looked this good when we were together."
led her on and made her think I wanted her back
>strung her along for a while then told her she wasn't good enough to be with me

best fucking feeling in my life.

youtube.com/watch?v=W9_MofXTeS0

I just left my girlfriend of 13 years because she has been fat and getting fatter for the last 7 years.
She ended up about 210lbs at 5'4 and I told her 2 years ago that I really needed her to lose weight or I would leave.

Anyway I went on a business trip to India at the start of this year and met a real QT 3.14 and fell for her pretty hard.

Left my gf and now and planning to marry Indian girl so she can come and live with me.

My life is a mess bros, but at least the Indian girl has an ass like the OP pic.

I have yet to break up with a girl and not get back together a few months later and fuck a bit before/after the second try. Its really nice getting to bang again because you realize how much you loved their body once theyre gone, but its not a great idea long term. I keep thinking about my most recent ex and wanting to try a third time with her but thats really not possible. Clean break is best break because you guys split up for a reason and going back only brings back old problems.

Hey user.

A girl broke my heart too once.

You'll get over it. It just takes longer than whores will have you think. Took me two years to truly get over my last girlfriend. And no, you can't fuck your way out of oneitis.

I respect your ted bundy-esque approach, lad.
It is a satisfying feeling to fuck with a women's emotions, especially if it's an ex. Success if the best revenge and all of that shiiiiiiiit

I too have had a gf of 2 years break up with me and start fucking another guy within a month.

I fucked six girls within a 4 month span to try and get over it, and I never could. Took me about 8 months to start feeling alright about everything and then she came back to me and my weak ass gave in

The best feeling though was after 8 months of not seeing me, I went from ~23% bf to about 11% bf. The first time she saw me again I was coming back from the pool with my shirt off and her jaw about dropped to the floor.

damn thats fucked lol

>Ex was diagnosed with anorexia, bipolar, extreme anxiety.
>Dump her.
>Year later find Korean gf that powerlifts, cosplays, cooks, and works for Xbox.
>Coming up on 2 years together.
Yeah, never fucking going back.
Considering putting a ring on it after I finish my degree so she'll become a US citizen and we can start building up a home gym.

Cut contact bro...as much as it sucks, she is gonna continue to talk to you at work, while letting Chad pork her after work...and then eventually get emotionally attached to Chad. Cut it now and it *may* make her realize what shes done and come back to you.

Sounds kinda like my situation a bit desu. I cheated on her a a couple times and she wont drop me. The guilt eats me up sometimes, im an asshole

Don't let it get to you. Fuck that. Treat them mean, keep them keen.

I'm fucking telling you, as someone who has been in your exact same situation and let slip.
This is what could happen:
>you start being nice to her
>she still remembers all the shit you did
>you stopped mistreating her and are essentially the """"perfect"""" bf
>she forgets that she's replaceable
>she starts getting too big for her boots
>she becomes the asshole
>she cheats on you
What can you say? You did it to her but you can't handle it or forget when she does it to you.
You're fucked.

I'm telling you. Women are fucked up. You HAVE to be a cunt to them to a certain extent. Don't ever think you can all of a sudden stop being an asshole and nothing will change... no no no! She will become the asshole if you're not already fulfilling that position in the relationship. The game must go on. Continue being an asshole.