Honestly how do you guys end up having sex with a girl I don't get it

epic burn bro rofl have some gold

Quiet beta, alphas are talking.

200$ will clear all the hurdles, user.

>tfw living in small town where paying sluts isn't legal

Where can I find some? I just want to lose my v card and be done with it

>I just want to lose my v card and be done with it
You won't feel any better about yourself. There is no sense of accomplishment in paying for sex and it will just be awful.

I need Help brothers
>Broke up with girlfriend 5 months ago
>very occasionally struggled to get it up but wasn't often so didn't concern me
>4 months pass, was pretty sick, had a mate off himself, was having a rough time and no sex drive so didn't pursue girls
>Recently start back at it, doing well, hooking up whenever i go out, multiple girls in one night, pretty happy with myself
But
>last three times I've got a girl in bed, Dick is limp as a bizkit
>Get them off with my fingers but they always beg me to fuck them
>Doesn't worry me heaps but annoys me a bit, and I feel like I've let them down a bit
>Also feel kinda stoked cos one assumed it was cos I'm used to hotter girls
Anyone had a similar experience or know of anything that can help, I want some viagra just for shits and giggles but am worried if I don't solve this before i start using it I'll become reliant

Absolutely agree,
I always tell girls I'm the smartest man in the world, they love a little bit of arrogance, gets them frothing at the gash

I don't care. I just want to stop being nervous about it. Once I do something for the first time I stop being nervous about it, it's been like that with everything for me

Mate 90% of the fun is in the thrill of the chase,
Sex feels good, but its 30 seconds of fun, not some miracle epiphany type moment
But knowing you have the power to convince a girl to open her legs for you the second time you've met her is a feeling that lasts a lifetime

>Telling someone to shut up on Veeky Forums
>Thinks he is an alpha

This. Tbh I'm not that interested in sex, but I think flirting and teasing with girls is hella fun.

>Sex feels good, but its 30 seconds of fun, not some miracle epiphany type moment

What the fuck man, you're doing it wrong. That's embarrasing.

How dumb are you mothefucker ? What you are getting from his replies is that he wants to 'have fun' ?
Retarded fuck

>inb4 nofap is a meme
Have you tried this? It helped me when I fapped once a week without porn and on the weekends my dick was diamonds, could fuck uggos easily.
Maybe just try to relax while you're with them. Dont pressure yourself to "perform" for them just have fun.

The weird thing, though, and this is coming from a virgin, is that people who I wanted like a bitch before I got fit, who, then, didn't want me, have become completely uninteresting to me after my transformation. Like, I could't give two shits about fucking most of the people I previously craved. My standards will always be a bit too high, but at least that gives me motivation to push on forward.

Either stop watching pron or imagine your favorite scene while having sex,

Nofap really does drive up your motivation and lust. It just doesn't turn you into a superhero who'll achieve your dreams, crush your enemies and fuck their women.

This is it. Just hang out with women. If the girl wants your dick she'll make it obvious that she's into you.

I'm 23, soon 24, and still a virgin.

I can't bring myself to converse enough with a girl to get her interested enough to go back to her place. All my hobbies and interest revolve around lifting, history, psychology, languages, travel and muay thai. Literally no one cares about this and I can't remember the last time I had a natural conversation with someone I didn't already know. Meeting strangers at the club is a terrible idea. I much prefer meeting people when sober. It's way easier to get to know them in a more formal setting imo.

What is a joke?
I'm not talking about him wanting to have fun, I'm saying don't go to a hooker you're first time, you'll miss all the best parts
You are preaching to the choir here brother, used to chase 4's now i get annoyed with 6's

Enough self esteem to lose some

>DDFH
>I don't give a damn how hot they are, or how in to you they are

Cheers for the replies,
Tried nofap last week, started monday, sunday night was in bed with a hottie and couldn't get it up for 3 hours
And I've never really watched porn, never did it for me, i prefer girls i know

You won't feel any better about yourself. However much you feel disconnected from women now, you won't feel any more connected to them later and you'll still be as much of an aspie as you are right now.

Femanon here-
I've been single for a year and am trying to get into dating, but I have never dated before and am extremely shy. I've been conditioned over my life to think I'm just one of the guys, since I like to lift and wrestle and I'm not one of those cute, small, pale girls that are high on everyone's list.

Like, I *want* to have amazing rough sex with a strong person that likes that I'm also decently strong, but one of the conditions for that is liking someone, and it's hard to get to that point when they want to juggle my tits first.

I worry I'm going to be alone, so I just put all my frustration and fear into fitness.

>tl;dr: girl is afraid of being a girl, chooses fitness over dicks because fear

last night i was gonna bang a girl but my dick went limp couldn't believe it

I figured this was a similar enough question and didn't need it's own thread

Maybe look into pickup/RSD. Some of those guys are fatties/stupid looking but its usually a numbers game outside of social circle. If you're decent looking or Veeky Forums then it will not be hard for you to pickup. Maybe youre just radiating autism with your hobbies. Nobody cares about your hobbies unless its a mutual interest.
Good quote i heard once
"A girl will not fuck you because of how much you know about greek philosophy or cooking."
Hobbies should not matter to anyone but yourself.

Mate all due respect but are you retarded?
Chicks love psychology, languages, travel and you're probably in shape too if you lift and do muay thai!
Just be passionate when you talk to them about it, I've deadset picked up birds in pubs talking about how fucked up but amazing quantum physics is, all those things make it clear you're smart and well educated, and if you think they're cool girls will too

I sometimes have this problem with one night stands or when I start putting on the condom (for some reason it makes me limp time to time).

Anyway if that happens I have one sure proof thing that will get me hard 99% of the time. I ask the girl to turn around and lay on her belly, then climb on top of her just below her ass. Kind of like the position of as if you were to start to give her a back massage. It looks like pic related.

Then from that position when I play with her ass, spread it, get a view of that butthole and pussy, maybe jiggle that ass a bit. Rub my my dick between her cheeks etc..That gets my limp dick to diamonds no matter one. Then when it's hard it's easy to penetrate from that position as well.

That particular thing might not work for you, but you might have similar thing that works for you! Point being, especially if you know what it is, don't hesitate to communicate to her. Bitches love to do things that make men visibly extra aroused.

dude what the fuck just spread your legs lmao it ain't rocket science when you're a girl

Man girls really are fucking retarded
This is the reason why I pump n dump

Or I just got baited which is equally plausible

how about fitness dick in your mouth

Oops ment to quote this

I'm probably somewhere on the spectrum. But less then what I was three years ago.

Shit just happens yo. If you ain't slinging that good dick you ain't eva gonna get any bitches.

...

You read like a headcase.

Just go to a club and turn down every guy until the right one comes along.

Jesus christ, if only us men had it this easy.

Confirmed for it being just me, then. Or maybe I'm secretly asexual or something.

"I am now considered an alpha male" shit that was hard to read.

Do what the rest of them do.
Find a guy you like, wait until he gets rejected by another guy. Make your move, but make it quick, because another girl will definitely move in.
You have low standards if he doesn't notice you and you're putting in the effort.
Apart from that? raise your standards, think like a guy.
>Go fishing
>Buy and clean a gun, go shooting
>Play guitar
>Lift weights listening to heavy metal or techno
>Eat cookies for breakfast
>Smoke cigars
>Drink bourbon neet
>
Just, whatever.

>30 seconds of fun

>Find a guy you like, wait until he gets rejected by another guy

>I'm not one of those cute, small, pale girls that are high on everyone's list.

Trust me sister you have no idea whats high on guys lists, I've got mates that love tall girls, small girls, fatties and probably traps too

If you're big into fitness you should have no worries finding a bloke, nothing hotter then a chick who takes care of herself, post some photos and we'll be able to tell you if it's your face or your personality thats scaring guys off,
or more likely that you're too shy and any signals you do give out are being missed because as a guy we miss 90% of the signs because we're oblivious

BRO DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE YOU ARE

>probably traps
>probably

Technically being the one who picks the girls and not the one being picked is advantageous, because chances are the right guy for that girl is gonna settle with someone just as compatible way before he gets to meet her.

>Technically being the one who picks the girls and not the one being picked is advantageous
Yeah, bullshit.

Anybody left kissless virgin status? How do you meet your first girl? I'm pretty sure I have all I need to get a gf, I just don't know how to make things work. I'd prefer a sober girl since I don't drink or do drugs and I rarely meet any

Cheers mate, thats actually pretty useful, I've noticed something similar, but more when shes on her knees in front of me like doggy, so maybe I just start telling them to go for that and see how it goes!

I'm basically a tropical yeti. Really muscular, but also chubby...so what..strongfat? Though my lifts aren't really impressive for my weight. I'm 5'10, size 12 (34) and 225.

I might not. I haven't really dated...and thus have found I'm very naive when it comes to dating. Other girls seem so savvy with attracting men and I just...bike for 30 miles and try to get good at swordfighting.

I'm sorry if this sounds dumb, it's probably because it is and I have no idea how to navigate love and sex.

Suggestion: hang out with the chill guys who do more then lift. Don't look for perfection just look for someone who has clearly gotten laid before, has a hobby or a passion, and can make you comfortable. Don't be afraid to ask them on a date, when it happens I don't look down on it at all and usually say yes.

Oh and if you have the confidence and just want to fuck, direct the conversation lightly to a sexual direction. If they are down they will pick it up and carry that conversation all the way to the bedroom.

>225 at 5'10

A lot of posts on Veeky Forums are bizarre like that. I think anonymity is a big part of it, especially since many posters spend a great deal of time on here. It seems to have a certain poisonous effect on the mind. It's fascinating, really.

>mfw I moved gyms because I didn't want to work at the same gym I lift in
>mfw new gym has the cutest front desk chicks
>mfw one Middle Eastern one with best ass I've ever seen
>mfw I work at rival gym
>mfw

I not a virgin, but hot damn bros....

Well, obviously reality doesn't work quite like that, but if guys are always chasing different girls and girls are always passive waiting for the right guy (like in the Deferred-Acceptance algorithm for the stable marriage problem), then logic states that every man is going to find the optimal girl and every girl is going to find the pessimal man.

Look into pickup or try to build social circle with hobbies/meetups. Getting out of the house has gotten me more than not leaving. Nothing will fall into your lap you need effort. Or friends who can set you up with their single friends.

That makes sense. Everything is okay and things are chill until either I'm attracted to someone, or they're attracted to me. Then I become awkward and stiff, but I'll try not to do that. Its like, I assume everyone is a comrade in arms until suddenly they're not, haha.

Thanks for your advice!

I have never picked girls from bars but I pull crazy poon from Tinder. Usually girls who are not the "night club type", I always ask them to go for a walk/jog/hiking, something bit active. Women seem to love that kind of stuff.

post a body pic goddamnit

5'10 and 225?
Yeah i'm gonna need to see some pics, leave your face out if you want but it sounds to me like you're just chubby
I'm and also hadn't dated much before that girlfriend, and even then we kinda fell into place, only went on or two actual dates, mostly just went out in big groups or hung out together cos we lived 50m apart
since I've started getting back into it I've been going hard on the dates, and they're really not as bad as you might picture them! Most of the time conversation comes pretty easily and when it doesn't just talk about something thats happening in the restaurant or bar
Don't worry about sounding dumb we all start somewhere, I'd advise pick a good looking guy at swordfighting and drop some hints

Pretty much this. Like last night was chatting a girl and she told me she found me attractive and I told her I don't blame her. Not even five minutes later shawty is making out with me and molesting me like she was a priest in a daycare.

>Femanon here