If you HAD to lose your virginity in 6 weeks, how would you do it?

If you HAD to lose your virginity in 6 weeks, how would you do it?

To keep this fit related, what's your favorite muscle group? Mine's ass desu senpai.

Get on tinder pro. make basic bitch bio, swipe right on everyone. flirt with matches.

delts and upper back. gotta get that v taper tho.

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Id see an escort

If that is out of the question id hit on as many girls as possible and go to a bar/club.

Or id use tinder. I'm sure if you flat-out said Veeky Forums-tier pickup lines to 300+ different girls it would work at least once. Id say it's mostly a numbers' game

If I HAD to I'd just pay for it. My dick wont get hard for fat girls and I wouldn't be able to do any better.

what if you're still dyel?

immediately start a cut so you look good in girls' eyes when abs start showing?

Go on Tinder or walk down the street. I assume you aren't old enough to go to a bar.

Just go fishing man. Set a lot of lines. Go ahead and bail that 5/10 fatty she is a sure thing every single night bro.

I actually am old enough but I'm too autismo to talk to girls

doesnt matter. Dating is really purely a numbers game. eventually you will find someone dtf with your current looks.

If you're asking how to look better, do a noobsplit for a year and a half of so, diet right, and then go onto an intermediate split. there's no 'get fit quick' scheme.

nah, I'm leanbulking on a PPL right now, gains are good, but Veeky Forums would still call me dyel, normies would probably think I lift (or maybe not, no idea really)

it's just really tempting to say "fuck it" and cut for 2 months or so to look better for girls. not sure if I'm ready yet though

The easiest way.

it couldnt hurt. if that's what you want to do, go for it. Fitness is in your hands, do what you want with it.

You will probably look worse if you cut, also it's all about the face if you aren't really muscular. Most guys are skinnyfat and have no problem getting laid

>go to where women are
>interact with them
it's dead simple

>what if you're still dyel?
girls don't really care about this as long as they're not turned off by you and you give them enough attention.

>You will probably look worse if you cut
>also it's all about the face if you aren't really muscular
Isn't this an oxymoron? Lower body fat generally improves facial aesthetics.

Be pretty screwed because I'd need to invent a time machine to go back 7 years

Favorite muscle group has to be dem lats. Keeps my wide hips from looking so bad.

Bumping out of interest because I can related

My semester starts in late August and ends early December how do I get laid?

OP didn't specify how high his bf was, also if you are skinny and drop bf you wil look emaciated

>If you HAD to lose your virginity in 6 weeks, how would you do it?

We'll need a story to go with this, user. How does one end up with a deadline on something like this?

Well he made a pact with his buddies they would do it by the end of the summer. Fortunately his friends slutty mom hits on him when he's playing pool alone at his buds party.

His other friend aiming for the band camp chick had a rougher time of it.

Tinder. Girls on campus stalk that shit like nuts.

If you can't get stress-banged around midterms time then you just suck.

Make a pact with three friends to all lose our virginity before the end of the school year and we have to go to college. Get into all kinds of zany adventures, learn a lot about ourselves along the way, then all have our first experiences after prom.

I'd probably also fuck a warm cherry pie somewhere along the way too.

Tinder is sort of my fall back but if I could get a girlfriend on birth control pills I would be golden

I hate that fucking movie for making light of being a virgin as a guy

>My dick wont get hard for fat girls
>being that low test

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