Is your woman an apple?

Is your woman an apple?

Personally I blame the synthetic estrogens she's been pouring in since 14years old but mine is a total hourglass. Never gains a pound on her belly, all straight to her boobs thighs and ass.

>blame

That's the dream desu

Pear as fuck
>she tried to tittyfuck my last night.
>tried

I guess my hand is considered an apple

>married to a delicious pear shaped woman
>life is good

Chloe Grace Moretz = full apple mode lmao

My fiances is most likely a pair looking at this chart. She carries most of her weight below her waist. She got bad for a while and was carrying some on her stomach but dieted and is looking better.

God damn refrigerator full of apples

>pair
W E W

watermelon :(

Filename keks

>your woman
Where do you think you are buddy?

>filename

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My gf is a pear.

I'm a man and my nickname is still Pear.
It's been that for 15+ years, despite having lost a good portion of the weight

Kinda attached to it

Post pear booty

Looks more like a pumpkin with those ridges

I can't imagine how miserable a woman must be to be apple shaped.

Never able to actually have female looks aside from her face, with a shape even less womanly than a man's.

I figure they must feel like transexuals, constantly having the mirror remind them they'll never look like real women.

Wat u sayin pear?

>recently got pear gf
>life is fantastic

>pear right?

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More like banana. No tits or ass

Looks like an apple from the back

No tits but yes to ass

Good shit breh

Still on the skinnier side. Regardless:

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Better than a land whale man tight little perky body

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