No matter how hard you train, a Gorilla could easily kill you

No matter how hard you train, a Gorilla could easily kill you

i think ur underestimating how much i can low bar squat for 5 reps

Fuck i miss Harambe so much please bring him back i fucking HATE the cunts the shot him. Harambe was such a good gorilla fuck i miss him more WHY THECFUCK DID THEY SHOOT HIM HE WAS ONLY PROTECTING A CHILD I MISS HIM BRING HIM BACK PLEASE I CANT KEEP LIVING LIKE THIS

Yeah but no matter how hard a gorilla can kill me I can always drop a small child into its enclosure and then we'll see who's laughing.

Yea he may be able to kill me, but we can wipe out its species very easily

he dindu nuffin

>no matter how much of a gorilla you are, an H bomb could easily kill you

Not if I yell POLICE

Then it will run away and/or whine on twitter.

Rich Penis could prob sit on the gorilla and kill it

That may be true but unfortunately (for everything on this planet) we have access to weapons. Gorilla gonna get nuked if he tries any shit. Fucking try me you ape!

>no matter how much of a gorilla you are, a child dropping down in your cage can still kill you
FTFY

>not knowing human superiority lies in the evolved brain
>not knowing that regular exercise and a Veeky Forums body help with brain function as well

If gorillas are so strong why do we have to put in such a significant effort not to accidentally make their entire species extinct lol?

Not if I train my gun on him.

no matter how strong a gorilla is i can still kill one easily with guns.

Better be a 50cal because anything less is not going to do much. Their skin is leather and and at 1.6 - 1.7m tall they generally weigh around 160kg, and at speeds reaching about 40kmph you better hit it first shot or you're gorilla lunch by the time the next bullet enters the chamber

Oh yeah? What if i drop a nuckear bomb? Their skin isnt so leather now is it

Pipe bomb

Oh yeah?! Well I have a DOUBLE nuclear bomb and my dad works at nintendo

I remember that one time Tyson mentioned he wanted to fight a Gorilla.
What do you guys think that can happen? if you reply with anything but "he will get rekt in 2 seconds" you don't know shit

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And ?

You will likely never even see a gorilla unless you go to the zoo. Likely hood of it escaping and attacking you is pretty low. In fact don't think anyone ever has been killed by a gorilla in a zoo.

That and the fact that lifting and cardio improve quality of life. Better physical and mental health, more energy, higher self esteem , better luck with females (seriously, even if you're just 12-15 % body fat with a decent amount of muscle, you're way above average. )

Your move homie

made me reply/10

hahaha fucking noguns here. you pulled that 50 suggestion out your ass.

.357, .44, 30-06, 44-70

any of the "Brush gun" calibers could easily take out a gorilla.

Rip harambe

Not unless you have a good ol' Quadruple Barrel Shotgun.

>kek

Sextuple

>OP posts a fact
>instead of accepting it Veeky Forums scrambles to secure their masculinity

Heh.

No matter how much meat and animal protein you eat, a vegan rodent will be bigger than you.

And stronger than you.

That's why I alwaya carry my wifes black kid always around with me. In case of gorilla outbreak i throw that niglet at it and the gorilla will be shot dead. Checkmate atheists

It's known as "banter" in certain Internet circles

this nigga just dead ass took a nigga's life via RNC

And no matter how strong that gorilla is, a gun will destroy it

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Autistic gun fag pls go

No matter how little you train, you could still shoot a gorilla.

I don't know about guns but gorilla skin is not as thick as you think, but that's because you're an idiot
It's not a fucking rhino/elephant

I will squat until the gorilla will want to protect my badonk, checkm8

1st day or?

Demo ranch is awesome

Vet ranch is also awesome

Stupid gorilla trying to eat my leaves

Proud husband.

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And no matter how hard he trained, I could easily just shoot him.

Hot damn, you're a retard.

He's autistic for pointing out how stupid you are?

Ayy autistic autist, please go

File name needs to be domestic abuse

fuck my life is pointless

I'm 99% sure I cane beat a gorilla in one on one combat.

I do get a sword and shield right?

Pretty sure I could run around avoiding it until I scrounged up the materials to make gunpowder and a small hand cannon, then shoot him once he got close. What kind of idiot wouldn't do that?

jej

DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE

>you're gorilla lunch by the time the next bullet enters the chamber

I have no clue why the fuck that made me laugh so hard

>Kangaroos
>Rodents

It's a marsupial, dude. What do they teach kids in schools these days?

so can single-celled organisms
yourself
and your own body