My dad owns an acre land. I'm unemployed. He wants me to manage the land and do whatever I want about it

My dad owns an acre land. I'm unemployed. He wants me to manage the land and do whatever I want about it.

I want to be rich.

Wat do?

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Weed obviously, even if no one buys your weed you can smoke it for yourself

1 whole acre of land....
fucking good job, faggot. how old even are you.
sell that land and invest all of it into Request Network during the crowd sale, enjoy living in a box and being shit rich

I will provide advice rather than shitpost.

Depending on the climate and the country you are in, christmass trees are a money spinner.
Fence it off and plant christmass trees, comes christmass sell at €50 a tree out of a van.

Coca trees

Grow poppies.

sell cans of farm air to chinese people.

Buy a few beds, put them there, rent them to hookers.

Weed and cucumbers, why even ask?

If you were asking why cucumbers, to get used to stuff in your ass if eventually you will go to jail.

Put up a solar array and a little shed, mine on the side

Open a convenience store. Sell loose cigarettes and burnt dvds

I don't know how it's called and where are you from, but plant helichrysum italicum, and sell its oil.
I think liter of that oil is like 2000€

i think it's called everlast in english but not sure.

the definition of a seasonal business.

Top kek

This

Combined with this.

You will be rich user.

Christmas Trees + Pumpkins can be decent seasonal money-makers if you can market it.

Another idea is plant a stand of a trees that coppice (regrow from the stump when cut). Black Locust might be a good one. Hire someone to cut it down every 10 years, let it regrow. Added bonus is it is a nitrogen fixer and will improve soil fertility.

Unfortunately, wrong board.

Veeky Forums is for shitcoins only

Rarely, some user that knows something about business will post something relevant but I doubt your thread will live that long with the coinshills.

Good luck.

I'm a newfag pls forgive, what was Veeky Forums like before crypto?

>kneepads

No seriously, was it conventional stocks/bonds/forex/real estate talk?

what climate do you live in? I heard almonds can be quite good profit, but you need the right soil and climate

1 acre isnt a lot, desu. what you should do is buy a small trailer and get it hooked up to utilities and internet for about 20k, fence off the acreage, and start a small garden/farm to grow your own food on it. youll still need to wagecuck and invest, but youll not have to pay for food

Best idea.

as well as drop shipping, amazon affiliates, porn reuploading, etc.

and you gotta make sure you activate them, otherwise it's wasted effort

Yes, with added dumbass posts

definitely, activated almonds is big business in emu land

also, sales. forgot about the sales and bread threads by that foxy time-share huckster

there used to be a lot more threads about traditional stock trading,
as well as ideas for passive income, stuff like that

it has always had a lot of crypto talk
but only recently did it become 90% of threads on here

don't forget the STEM meme threads!

it really was. those were beautiful days. i dont do coins and whatever gay shit NEETs do but i come here sometimes for old Veeky Forums

used to be regular threads on how to start investing. iras, etfs, and BUY VOO!

as much as i dislike this guy...

this video kinda sums up Veeky Forums right before crypto mania

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grow crypto on it. thank me later :^)

I have some ag background, and seriously Value-Added Products are the way to make money. Almonds are cheap, but activated almonds are marked-up nicely.

Take any raw food, dry it, cook it, freeze it, process it, blend it, bag it, etc. Prepare it so a consumer can buy it and just start eating.

More info, user. Location is everything. Is there a market for -parking lot? - organic garden? - apartment? Always consider your time! Don't buy a job.

lend it. reinvest the money in crypto, then build a house on it