What do you lift for?

These days? The impending race war.

I lift because it triggers liberals

Look at Europeans

None of them lift, masculinity is shamed

Now they all roll over and surrender to jihadis

Weak bodies lead to weak minds

Let Europe be your warning America

Wake up! Wake up I say!

Lift to counter the tide of Islamic barbarism!

lifting is one of the few things were you set a goal, and see gradual achievement for that goal, and so I can be functional at a old age.

Girls, but it isn't working, so I'm switching to myself.

Halo effect. Male equivalent of the girl advantage. I want people to pay attention to me and pretend I'm interesting, smart, and clever because they want to fuck me.

To make my job easier. If I didn't work a labor job I wouldn't even lift

>tfw coworkers go home exhausted and I'm ready to go to the gym

I can't keep a diet. I can't do good in school. I can't fix my sleeping schedule. I can't talk to people. But i can lift weights everyday.

Glory

I can relate to this feel.

To find my Sena

Godspeed. And may God continue to bless America.

To defend myself from hordes of migrants

Girls.

myself and girls any other answer is wrong

Only way I know to fight depression. Still cry during sets sometimes

Perfection doesn't exist outside of 2D.

Amen

For decency and integrity

Too many fatties and nu males these days

No, but surely there's something close out there somewhere ;_;

insecurities and shit. prove that i can do it

...

Nope. Only blonde Yozoras.

...

I lift for Trump.

>Only blonde Yozoras
Stop

I want to be the boss of this gym.

hypertrophy of skeletal muscles

I lift for Madame President.

One of my dreams is to make this style of dance famous again.

Two years ago I killed it at prom doing this style of cossack dance during one of the stupid rave songs.

m'lady

I love making other guys salty as fuck when they look at me. Especially all the fat fucks I work with.

Keep feeding me your salty ass tears

Neither momiji nor trump

Lmao, opposite for me. Trying to get shredded to attract a mate and get a marriage visa overseas.

I lift to big and strong for the upcoming race war

Disgusting.

THE AZTEC GODS OF FITNESS
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Right on brother

to get bitches

We could have built a new Veeky Forums in this squalor... but you chose the autistic chads over her...

I lift... only to protect Trappy. That is the sole purpose for which I was born...

and every lift I make, no matter how heavy, or how deep, is for the greater good... of my Trappy...

and now.... I have no Trappy....

my soul... that, is what Veeky Forums... has taken... FROM ME

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the gods favor me

AWAKEN MY MASTERS

1) For myself.

2) Will help me get a gf, probably.

I LIFE FOR ONLY ONE MAN

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youtube.com/watch?v=tu-QjTNtDz8

1. For myself
2. Health
3. I read a story, I think from /v/, of a guy who was obsessed with sentai films, who would walk around in a motorcycle helmet and protect the weak. Autistic, but I want the ability to help those in need.

>implying you lift

...

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lmao you failed at your sole mission in life.

time to kys

To make it through the depression and get on to the next day.

I gave up lifting upon joining the military. Lifting never actually got me into shape. Seriously though, 1000's of push-ups made my arms way bigger, countless squats with 35-45lbs rucks and rucking that weight for miles on miles. Running every other day. I'm probs in the best shape of my life. I do PT for kicks

>Lifting never actually got me into shape
That's because you were doing it wrong. Probably neglecting cardio too.

I mean I got pretty strong, I was past 2/3/4/5 I really wasn't as mentally tough as I am now, that's for sure. I also used to be slow. Now I crush miles like crack rocks crushed by crack addicts

I lift becase I like to fap to myself in the mirror

I lift to find my own sparks.

For my girlfriend.

I lift to better myself in all areas of life

top kek

Lifting is a self improvement but lifting doesn't make you mature.

true but it does cultivate discipline which can translate to other areas in your life

For the day I get thrown into a 2D universe.
If I'm gonna be a harem protagonist I better keep my gains.

Pump for Trump!

I want to be attractive
it gives me self esteem

Myself
My country
Pic related

Nice.

When I started this game:
>haha let's see what these eroge losers are into
Twenty minutes later:
>aww shit yeah queen harpy steal my baby batter with that spicy bird pussy

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Ahh, MGQ.
Come for the porn, stay for the plot.
Plansect and Setouchi abominations aside.

Awaken my masters

I was completely in it for the porn but the third part where SHIT HABBENS made me more interested in plot.

All the vore monsters need to be removed though as their art style was garbage and vore is a shit-tier fetish right next to scat and diapers.

Lolis. Waifus.

Also to look good in cosplay and fuck hot anime bitches at cons. There is no better feeling being jacked, having nice legs, and wearing a skirt or other girly cosplay. Then fucking a girl while wearing a skirt who's wearing a slutboat cosplay.

My fucking dick every time. Normal sex just doesn't compare.

WAMUU

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>slutboat cosplay.
It's boatslut geez get it together.
How's your success rate?
I'm curious.
There is a big con once a year where I live and I'm thinking of doing it next year.
I wanna bang Seiba.

this

Slutboat rolls off the tongue easier.
Success rate is high. There is nothing hotter than fucking some girl wearing this costume.

I got in shape specifically to fuck con girls. Went to my first con as a fat fuck weeb years ago and it changed my life.

You need money though.

>I lift.
Could have fooled me.

I was sure you did not.

Poast boipussy

Wai

fu

I want to fuck teenage girls before I get too old and be considered a creep.

Sheit now I'm hyped.
>You need money though.
I got like 10 months to save up.
What am I looking at?

user this grill

wow

I've gone to some smaller cons, but Anime Expo is the one I like. You can go cheap router and get a shitty hotel but then you're fucked.

You want money for merch, a good costume, to buy booze, a good close by hotel (that you can walk to with your slut or from a bar), etc.

I save up $10 a day for an entire year so I usually end up with like $3000+. Get a fancy hotel close by (generally the Marriott or Ritz Carlton literally right next to the expo). It's pretty much the thing I look forward to every year now.

IVANKA.

>Anime Expo
Fa sho.
I can do LA since I'm in San Jose.
I'll follow your money saving routine and I might see you there next year.
I'm thinking of being Archer since I am as tall as him and can have his build.
Plus I really want to fuck Saber.

For you, Madame President!

Right? Bokko is bae

Oh shit, you're in San Jose? Do fanime, senpai! I'm in Santa Clara

What a tiny world.
I'm in Campbell.
I'll fucking go there.
My friends on fakebook say it's the shit but they don't dress up.
Now I have a goal to get ripped for.

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