What's your excuse Veeky Forums?

What's your excuse Veeky Forums?

I have arms

He has a nipple on his right stump and I don't.

Fuck, beat me to it.

How do I into t-rex mode?

looks like the nanomachines son guy

10/10

never change

>No bis
>no tris

dude weighs like 20kg less than me, of course he would have abs

My excuse is that my arms hurt.

Nigga has a third nipple on his right "arm"

I dont use straps

I know he could hook resistance bands around those nubs to do some flies or something.

Concave chests are absolutely disgusting.

>When he has a V-Taper

>fucking curlbros

what excuse?
I am working out

>no chest
>no traps
>no shoulders
>no lats
>no arms

what's his excuse?

My arms hurt

I shouldn't laugh,but fuck it.

>When his body is a literal V-taper

>8 hour arm workout they said
>16 scoops they said
>tfw your arms have left humanity behind

Not gonna lie I always feel heavy for people like this. I cannot fathom, nor do I ever want to know firsthand, what it is like to live a life like this.

I am a very vain, and shallow man, unfortunately attributing a healthy sum of my value to my success with women. In his condition, I just can't see girls tossing themselves at him. Psychologically speaking, he is going to be in an experience that is completely foreign to 99.99 percent of the population.

Real talk, I hope in the near future he becomes a bad ass fucking cyborg with arms that can lift fucking trucks.

>Tfw when same feel

i have two hands
nigger do you know how many chips can you hold with 2 hands!?

...

poor guy can't jerk off

DAMN VINCE G REALLY CUT HARD THIS TIME

>SS

same. count your blessings fit

fpbp

>lose 20lb fast with this one weird trick

I guess he discovered the best way to cut.

Don't feel like it

Wtf is wrong with his hair?

...that's a hat

fucking nigger you took my line

I like to think it isn't. Makes me chuckle.

He has more time on his hands than I do

Zyzz wasn't even big

lol chestlet
like does he ever bench

This is what happens under Shariah law to people who curl in the squat rack. praise be to allah

>nofap 2017, got a good feeling about this one

He has no arms breh.