TFW A 8/10 QT CALLS YOU HANDSOME
OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGG
(I really needed this, I've only been matching with unattractive women, suddenly this gorgeous woman comes along and she also tells me I'm handsome)
TFW A 8/10 QT CALLS YOU HANDSOME
OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGG
(I really needed this, I've only been matching with unattractive women, suddenly this gorgeous woman comes along and she also tells me I'm handsome)
pls b happy 4 me
It's propably a trap though
>tfw an old lady calls me handsome at the post office
...
>tfw old woman at grocery store counter asks what your zodiac sign is
op here
talking to her right now
her information checks out
found her on facebook and linkedin
we exchanged numbers too
we're all gonna make it user
>40 year old woman says I look like I belong in movies
Im not even fit.
>been working out for over 2 years now so pretty good gains
>went to a job interview yesterday
>walk into the boss' office, a couple of the higher ups were in there as well
>asks me standard job related shit, when out of the blue he asks "do you play hockey?"
>kinda surprised but just chuckle and say "heh, no sir, I go to the gym"
>one of the higher ups flexes his arm and mentions my triceps, saying those must be some exercises I'm doing (his upper arm was barely the size of my forearm, kek)
>the other higher up jokingly calls me protein man
>was kind of awkward as I honestly wasn't expecting to be mired there
Boss mires are best mires
those skinnypriv shitlords were mocking you, my man
I had a customer call me sexy and feel up my chest the other day at work.
>gym has a women only section
>not mandatory of course, but there's barely ever any women in the standard room, and they're always the kind of 40 year old butterface semi-pro powerlifter
>can't brainwank to qt cardiobunny butt
>can't have qts mirin my gainz
why even lift
d-does this count as mire?
Protect your kidneys user
Nice ass, faggot
My ass isn't even showing?
Gayboy
>Elderly black woman calls me hot
>mfw
>tfw no old lady gf
Just had sex today with a 7-8/10 childhood friend and it was fantastic (last time I had such good sex was over a year ago, holy shit).
She's begging for a round 2 tomorrow.
What pic related says:
>she: oh my god
>she: but I'm going to sleep
>me: sleep it over and think about which tight shirt you should dress into (we were talking about what she should wear to make her tits look good)
>me: so I won't have to look at a nun
>she: I don't even have such shirts anymore, lol
>me: :/
>me: then at least think over which balsam I should choose (which will be used to massage her tits, btw)
>she: I have lots of those, easy
>me: so I don't have to buy any?
>she: no
We're kinda non-kinky when talking (maybe because we know each other well enough from our childhood), and we're making fun of each other, like me saying that if not for her great tits, I wouldn't even bother talking to her, or her telling me that she wouldn't bother with me if not for my great long hair.
IS IT ENOUGH OF A MIRE FOR YOU, Veeky Forums? IS IT? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
>izi
charge your fucking phone, ja pierdole
It's the Slav meme way of saying easy. But hey, the tits are worth the cringe.
> biking down a street
> stop at a streetlight
> hobo yells: 'you've got big triceps, you've got money for food'
i'm m-making it, fit
not really, you only had two likes over a span of a day
>Working out for a year now
>Pretty good gains, thanks mom for the god tier food
>Go to the grocery store with my m8s cuz we're all baked and hungry
>Just had an awesome shoulder workout, broke my pr ohp 1 plate × 4
>Wearing tank top because hot as fuck outside
>qt 3.14 cashier asks me if I have allergy
>I answer confidently : you're asking too many questions (her name)
>She answers : do we no each other
>"Nah but I wish"
>She writes her number on the bill
> Tfw when great success
nice job
Jelly of that hobo mire
Best I got so far
>talking to qt's friendszoned me
>one drops books and crouches to pick them up
>she grabs my quad for support to get back up
>feels quad for a second and says "ooohh" before using it to help herself stand up
Nice dubs
How did you know her name?
nametag dumb bitch
I keep hearing that IRL all the time and I don't even lift.