Why aren't you eating duck breasts instead of chicken breasts?

Why aren't you eating duck breasts instead of chicken breasts?

ew why would i

It's greasy and more expensive

Don't mind me, just eating superior Bison meat.

Because I'm poor and can barely afford a gym membership as it is.

More expensive. Not as common where i shop groceries

>It's greasy
>f-fat is bad
lmao

Jesus, is everyone on Veeky Forums poor? So much for your alpha male fantasies . . . .

>red meat superior to anything

CANCER
IN
POO

Just go is suck dick. It's free and sometimes you get pay to do it.

I can only get that shit on chinese food stores and it's hella expensive.

>red meat is cancer

Daddy's money making life all nice an kushy for you?
Duck is alright, but it isn't so great all the time. Plus it's overpriced. Just fucking shoot it yourself.
Careful you might break a nail.

Nigger who you think I'm is, Elon Musk

Horse and kangaroos are better.

Don't quote me on this.

t. rich boy who never picked up anything heavier than his dick

>implying everyone can be a Silicon Valley code monkey with more money than they know what to do with

This

Lol, you triggered a lot of wagecucks

LOL. A lot of 99%ers here.

Surprised you poor boys can afford a computer.

I do both

duck isn't as abundant or palatable to prepare ahead of time

>Shotguns are too rich for your blood

>Not killing what you eat

"Horse and kangaroos are better."

- user

>come at me bro

Not kosher

Duck is mostly Type I fibers thus has lots of heme in mitochondrial proteins and myoglobin, despite not always being classified as red meat. Your butt doesn't care about arbitrary culinarily terminology.

Duck is my favorite meat. But I feel there are less ways to prepare it than chicken. Anyway I eat both. I eat all kind of meats and fishes.

I love it, but it's greasy, hard to find, and more expensive. I don't eat greasy food much, so whenever I do have some duck my GI tract gets upset.

Ostrich steak is where it's at. Lean, tender, delicious.

its just disgusting to eat. not the oily fat the white kind fat

Because ducks spend their lives in disgusting stagnant water

I like it a lot. But I'm not able to prep it myself. I like it the way Chinese do it.

So I only get it on special occasions

>eating meat to get jacked so you can die of digestive tract cancer in your 30s

I can't find it anywhere. Wish I could.

> eating raw meat
DUDE LMAO
TAKIGN SHITS ONCE EVERY WEEK
ROFL

>tfw you eat red Thai duck noodles.

Because it's not duck season.

Rabbit season.