What to do if your parents are gains goblins?

What to do if your parents are gains goblins?

>Won't let me sleep enough to recover normally(they go to sleep at like 11 pm and are up by 6 being loud AF, so even if I sleep at the same time as them it's not enough)
>Keep nagging me about getting a job and moving out and doing chores which further lowers my testosterone via cortisol
>Won't buy good food so I can't bulk nor cut properly
>Can't get gf because of their bullshit

Fuck man I know I'm a NEET but why do they have to be like this? I'm so jeally of other neets.

What do I do? I'm considering just taking what money I have and moving by myself to le big city and starting a new life but I have no job, no gf and no real skills.

How did Veeky Forumsbros deal with their gains goblins of a family?

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get a job lazy piece of shit fag

Ever heard of Mr. Anime?

its ezier than u think, just DU EHT

Kill yourself, it's what I'm going to do because I haven't had a dollar to my name in 2 years. I couldn't buy a pack of gum if I wanted because I'm literally broke and have been for 2 years

>I haven't had a dollar to my name in 2 years. I couldn't buy a pack of gum if I wanted because I'm literally broke and have been for 2 years

What the fuck?

Why are you on Veeky Forums shitposting instead of applying to jobs then?

I can't work I live in the middle of nowhere and can't drive

You are a sad boy because I would't even go as far as to call you a man.

You posted this yesterday you human turd

Where specifically do you live?

How do other people in your area function then? why aren't you able to move to a city with jobs?

How do your parents work if there's no jobs

Iktf man I can't work because jobs require work boots and I can't afford work boots

Why do you post this every single day?

there are no jobs unless you go to the city.

>there are no jobs unless you go to the city.

How do people live in your area then? are they all NEETs?

Kaladar ontario and my parents drive to work

Why don't you move to the city then?

Why don't you carpool with your parents to work?

They obviously drive retard, I'm not walking 3 hours to town to work and 3 hours back

Move then

Can't move with no money and can't work with them because they're not hiring where they work

My dad milks cows etc and my mom works at a convenient store

You are blaming your parents for your own shortcomings. Get a job. Work hard. Stop being a weak motherfucker and man up or die a bitch.

Is this the new variant of "What do you guys think of the buff dudes" thread?

>Can't move with no money and can't work with them because they're not hiring where they work

Ask your parents for money for the bus and 1 to 2 months living expenses then move to the city and find a job there and begin a new life.

There is no bus I'm on a dirt road in farm country and my parents are poor and can't give me money

Rent out your boipussy to horny farmers

Might be easier to commute by dirtbike than by car. ymmv, but they're pretty common in the rural areas I know.

>and my parents are poor and can't give me money

But they're capable of sustaining your lifestyle?

Minimum wage in Ontario is $11.25/hr so I'm sure they could save at least for a little bit to afford you a bus ticket and minimal living expenses until you find a job in the city.

>There is no bus I'm on a dirt road in farm country

I thought you said people drive? Try hiking out to a major street and busing down maybe

Just kill yourself already

There is no major street and everyone drives old trucks or horse

There is no damn use trying to tear down excuses, this dude will continually build them up.

Kill farmer's baby cows at night and cook them at your house faggot. Suck off the bulls for protein.

I don't own anything man I'm dirt poor I've never had any money to myself and I'm 27

Try to hitch a ride to a major road and then take a bus down to toronto

If not, try to spend two weeks stealing food from your town/your parents, pack a backpack full of it then hike down. Kaladar to Toronto is approximately 47 hours walking according to Google maps, I'm sure after about 5-10 hours you'll be somewhere you can hitchhike a proper ride from or take an actual greyhound bus or something.

Why can't you go full unabomber mode?

That requires participating in secret CIA lsd studies. Oh and some technical knowledge.

you fucking faggot get a job and move out stupid fuck

Don't be a pussy OP, sell drugs

You're disgusting

ITT cucks

>ITT cucks

explain

he posts this everyday

Neet? If you don't work you can't have money unless you're a thief or drug dealer

Take out a small personal loan for about 2,500. Find an apartment and find a full time job as soon as you can. Sell some dope on the side of you need, that way you can get friends and get your dick wet. You can take busses in the city. Might have to just come home and do nothing for awhile until you can afford stuff like TV's and porn. The personal loan, cheap ghetto apartment and two jobs. You will succeed doing this. Odd jobs on Craigslist help. When you pay off your loan immiedietly go to college, get an associates and make salary. Unless your credit is bad you can file a loan. (let me guess, it is? Because this is fucking b8)

Get rekt

Because this is b8.

Fucking imbeciles arguing over a daily thread

Man we have no credit I don't even have ID or a bank account

just do it, you stupid self pitying faggot. THERE ARE ALWAYS WAYS TO IMPROVE YOUR LIFE AND FINANCIAL SITUATION IF YOU'RE WILLING TO PUT IN WORK. jfc, how is this difficult to understand.

LOL fucking spic go get one.

kill yourself

>Veeky Forums trying to turn a comfy need into a homeless man

This

If these dumb fucks left home they'd be either on assistance from the government or homeless and we don't need either one of those

Mods please delete this and ban this user instead of banning people who shitpost in [s4s].

Thnx

stop being a fucking loser and start being self-reliant you worthless sack of shit

have you ever stopped to consider what making it ACTUALLY means?

What the fuck do you want us to say to you? You expect some magic "thing" to do? Put in the fucking work and try to do something woth your life instead of blaming your parents for all your problems? You are literally making excuses for everything, i know because i used to be like you, im glad i caught myself when i was young and turned around

What i say is literally gonna do nothin and your gonna wallow in your own delusions and post this thread another day. Enjoy your "life" keep in mind you can literally do anything you want in life, its the law of attraction, make thoughts come into existence.

Yeah it means being jacked as fuck

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Nice trojan faggot.

Bitch ass

Join the army
All living expenses paid plus a small salary you won't touch for years

>Complaining about parents sleep and grocery supply when you're literally a leech.

Protip: You don't have a gf cause you're NEET and probably ugly.
Your familia aren't gains goblins, you're the gains goblin on their lives.

This is a pathetic but brilliant trolling idea, making this thread and then continuing baiting with weak excuses, people fall for it every day