How do I build joocy gloots? Please post examples of joocy gloots and give advice

How do I build joocy gloots? Please post examples of joocy gloots and give advice.

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My biggest fear desu senpai.

>examples of joocy gloots

i bet your pic has a nice set, whats her name?

Hip thrust 2x a week for 3x6-12

Livia

livia google search is too wide, narrow it son

If his ass hairs were grass, my tongue would be a lawnmower
No homo

Just squat man, trust me

What is that?

the resemblance is uncanny

Who is this?

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She is Veeky Forums

>completely straight
>meet the cutest girl
>10/10 qt face, huge ass, nearly flat chest
>adorable in every way
>start hanging out with "her"
>he's actually a crossdressing trap with a naturally huge ass and hips
>he only fucks other traps
>want to fuck him so bad I'm going insane

help me Veeky Forums

Dominate him
Traps naturally submit

If he's sexually adventurous find another attractive trap and suggest a three-way.

>her

>him

Apparently he used to get fucked by manly men, but then he tried dominating other traps and never went back

He's literally god tier

I have never considered rape before this point

Chances are he kills himself anyways, the rape is low risk.

aka trappy-chan

This was between a joke and bait so I am not sure if I should laugh or be upset

trips of 7 confirm for truth

It's mostly genetic, I'm a gloot failure ;_;

I'm flatter than a board all around.

>tfw had a dream where I was getting a handjob from a 10/10 qt
>somehow knew that she was actually a trap
>had some a small existential crisis within the dream wether I should continue this emerging relationship with the most amazing looking woman with a penis

T-thanks fit.

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High bar squats

low bar you mean

Hip thrusts and stiff-legged deadlifts my doodah

im not gay but

hhhhhhnnnggg