What to do if your parents are gains goblins?

What to do if your parents are gains goblins?

>Won't let me sleep enough to recover normally(they go to sleep at like 11 pm and are up by 6 being loud AF, so even if I sleep at the same time as them it's not enough)
>Keep nagging me about getting a job and moving out and doing chores which further lowers my testosterone via cortisol
>Won't buy good food so I can't bulk nor cut properly
>Can't get gf because of their bullshit

Fuck man I know I'm a NEET but why do they have to be like this? I'm so jeally of other neets.

What do I do? I'm considering just taking what money I have and moving by myself to le big city and starting a new life but I have no job, no gf and no real skills.

How did Veeky Forumsbros deal with their gains goblins of a family?

>being a NEET

Time to kill yourself, it's the only way out.

get a job

There are no jobs.

I don't want to die, I want to make it in life

7 hours of sleep is plenty you fuckin basement troll.
If you dont like how it is, you can live on your own in your own terms.
Get a job

I want this summer to end

first step to making it is to actually move out, you piece of shit

>There are no jobs.

Things that losers say.

>posting this stupid fucking thread again

Fag

This board can't get this many new users a day can it?

if illiterate Mexicans can get jobs, why can't you?

>replying to pasta bait

rooce'd

Because they work under the table illegally and their employer can easily black mail them.
Not OP btw.

It's 2017 already?

I think only the dumbest of the dumb respond to it, which explains the first few replies.

Step 1) Stop reposting this thread every single day

Step 2) Remember the advice that was given to you the first time you posted this thread.

Step 1) Stop reposting this thread every single day

Step 2) Remember the advice that was given to you the first time you posted this thread.

Step 1) Stop reposting this thread every single day

Step 2) Remember the advice that was given to you the first time you posted this thread.

This

Oh boy this faggot again..

Step 1) Stop reposting this thread every single day

Step 2) Remember the advice that was given to you the first time you posted this thread.

Step 1) Stop reposting this thread every single day

Step 2) Remember the advice that was given to you the first time you posted this thread.

I've been here for years and never seen this bread before

>Step 1) Stop reposting this thread every single day
>Step 2) Remember the advice that was given to you the first time you posted this thread.

Mad cuck?

start going out as much as you can, eventually theyll forget about you, try giving them the less attention as possible, focus on your shit

>start going out as much as you can, eventually theyll forget about you, try giving them the less attention as possible, focus on your shit

Damn some legitimate advice for once

>TFW no gf to stay at her house 4 days of the week to escape goblin parents.

Feels bade

>What to do if your parents are gains goblins?

move out

i had the same problem and i just started going outside to walk, now i know a lot of places in my city, got a better posture, legs, circulation and that made my parents feel good about me instead of screaming at me

>parents are proud because you went for a walk

wow this generation is screwed

Protip for moving out: Move into a shared apartment:
+++
> even if you are a friendless loser you are not completely alone and it will be harder to go crazy
> you can live in a better area for a low price
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> you might have to live with people you don't like
> you might fight over resources (bathroom, internet, etc.)

Not same here

my parents are assholes desu and they're always pessimistic.

Easily 90% of my interaction with them is them complaining about their health, their jobs or something else. Nothing else, if you made a rule that you can't complain about anything in a conversation the vast majority would be silence.

grow some balls and be a man for yourself

And do what

become independent you fucking stupid idiot giving a fuck about you parents

you probably live with yours too you fuck

I don't want to spend $2000 a month just to live alone