Why aren't you vegan?

Why aren't you vegan?

I like to eat meat

Why aren't you an omnivore?

because I'm not a moron

Allahu akbar

The guilt I feel from eating animal products is worth not having to be a faggot

makes me fat.
carbs just bloat me up

I hate animals. Want to kill as many as possible. Love how it feels knowing that they are inside me and fueling me to kill even more hahaha.

Because meat is an amazing source of protein, and tastes good. Suck my nuts when you hop off that soap box.

I am actually thinking of going vegan-vegitarian. How do I do it?

I am.

Stop eating meat?

Are you retarded?

How do I do that

I like animals. Their meat is delicious.
You need animal protein to be creative.
Why else aren't vegans making their own recipes for food? They always copy meat our dishes and swap meat for tofu

It's ok, user. middle school is a hard time for many young boys. They will stop picking on you eventually.

Don't put meat in your mouth

Veeky Forums is not the right board for that kind of talk

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I really, really fucking like meat. It could be empty calories and I'd still eat it, veganfags be damned.

It's exactly the right board

I like cheese.

God fucking damn it I am hungry after watching that

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Tfw fags can't be vegans

>I really, really fucking like meat

n-n-no homo though right?

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Because I'm normal.

>smoked red meats
>pickled vegetables
>stomach cancer intensifies

Fermented foods are ridiculously good for you.

Because meat is tasty and cheap, unlike vegan stuff.

You can't.

i don't think it's inherently wrong to use animal-derived products

Because I'm a normal, well-adjusted human being.

>pickles
>cancer
[retardation intensifies]

I love watching these threads to see the meat eaters get so mad. They get triggered so easy, toplel.

>being annoyed is being triggered
K

>Why aren't you vegan?
Because I'm not a moron.
Now shut up, faggot.

lol. youre joking right

I am

Yum bloated animal carcass. When are you gluttonous fools going to see the destruction your causing to the environment and the planet? Clean vegan gainz are the only sustainable means for a healthy body

Eat mostly beans and vegetables, replacing meat with whatever beans/peas/lentils you like

Eat whole grains like oats, brown rice, 100% whole wheat, rye, corn, barley, etc with meals rather than refined grains like white rice and white pasta

Eat fruits and nuts as snacks and to flavor meals