Tinder Experiences

Hey Veeky Forums how have you done on tinder?
Share experiences and stories.

Also thinking of changing my profile picture
Rate/10

0/10

Wear the horse mask while cliff jumping so you look like an adventurous guy with a sense of humor. Thank me later

I got 110 matches within the first hour, but my social autismo kept me from ever following through on dates.

Plz no bully

I would try out Tinder but I don't want to make a Facebook for it.

I really want to get to 3k matches

got chlamydia a couple of times cus i hate wearing gloves

got rejected by thousands of girls, laid more than 60 success rate around 1%

Is there any benefit of having that many matches?

No but it just boosts my ego

A lot of BJs.

What's your bio?

its all about pictures tbqh

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>2016
>not having throwaway fb accounts for shit like this

Jokingly propositioned an old match for sexual favours in return for paying her rent, after rematching with her last night.

Looks like I'm trying anal with a cute, chubby, blonde tomorrow night lads.

post your pic

>make tinder with pictures male model with good facial aesthetics and average body
>make another tinder profile with pictures of zyzz
>swipe right on every girl
>facial aesthetics 302 matches
>zyzz 82 matches
When will Veeky Forums learn that facial aesthetics are all that matters on tinder?

I got a girl in Oregon fucked her and 3 in Colorado I fucked what stories do you want faggot?

One girl & I have been exclusive for past month she's from Austria and we fuck 4 times a day

>match with qt
>she's not a bot
>chat for a bit
>set up a date
>go on said date, had a nice time
>make out afterwards
>want to set up another one
>she stops talking to me, goes out with a black guy a day later
>mfw

Fuck women

Got head from a fat bitch, uneventful dates, and hooked up with a girl who wasnt fat but her body was so shitty I lost my boner even though she would let me fuck her raw

Not great but I am a skelly who isnt that good looking either

Does it just have basic bio and photos?

82 is still more than the 0 (You) get

never tried not really into hook up culture. Id rather meet someone through similar interest

Wouldn't swipe right desu

Ah, good to see a fellow gentleman!

I've banged around 15 girls I met online. There is no best strategy. Every girl is different. It's mostly a numbers game.

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You bragging faggot show us your profile pic of fug off

>bots

Didn't like it. But it's a good tool to pick up girls and fuck easily, I guess.

I was into meeting random sloots and hookin up during college. Idk i cant be that guy anymore, mebbe lack of confidence now.

Met another one a few days ago. She liked to be told what to do, so I told her to deep throat me.

Being puked on was not my intention.

>I still came

>match with blue-pilled religious qt
>her bio clearly states 'i was made to do this profile. swipe left now if you're just looking for a hook up'.
>mfw she was sending me nudes within two hours of starting to text.
>mfw i've heard this happening dozens of times.
>mfw there's guys who actually swipe left when they see that kind of bio

Seriously tho,
I've had nearly a hundred matches in the last few months but nothing has ever escalated beyond pic exchange.

I had no luck when I tried it, dude. My matches wouldn't talk to me. Why the fuck would you match someone and not talk to them?

>tfw look indian in a lot of pics
>bitches don't like indians
>barely any matches
>not even pajeet

feelsbadman

Can you post that conversation?

No matches with punja?

She also matched with Chad Thundercock and he asked her to fuck him. Why message beta Bill when she could be fucking Chad now?

I would say about 70% of girls are on tinder purely for a confidence boost

Humans swipe everyone right without looking at their profile. Easier to filter your matches than every single person

There are also a ton of bots

>hadn't had a gf since I was 17
>24 when first got tinder, hadn't had sex since 17
>get tinder, go on some dates, have sex a few times
>Halloween 2014
>at home doing nothing, on tinder
>a girl invites me to her Halloween party, never met her before
>go with one of my Bros
>she's actually hot like her pictures, not a hambeast like majority of tinder girls turn out to be
>she's cool too
>don't hook up with her that night
>start dating her
>date her for 2 years do all kind of things together
>we break up because she's sympathetic to black lives matter and I can't stand that shit
>starts telling me crazy liberal shit like no one can be racist towards whites and race is a social construct created by whites to oppress blacks
>I'm amazed I didn't realize I was dating an insane liberal with white guilt for 2 years

Feels bad Bros. Part of me still loves her because she was kind and caring and beautiful and fun.

a couple actually lol.
it's weird because irl I mostly hook up with asians and white girls, but on tinder I only match with blacks and indians

I've met up with random sluts from tinder, and I haven't once payed for any of their meals. Hell, I even got one to pay for my lunch in the restaurant she works at, before she flaked on me permanently. Oh well, the most important thing was that she bought me food so in the end, I ain't even mad.

>stopped dating a great girl because she challenged your worldview
stay in your echo chamber faggot

cap proves nothing. This could be from a girl's profile. A girl I fucked had 2k matches

> match with 18 year old girl who just graduated highschool
> She's 8 weeks pregnant
> Sending me nudes now, pregnancy is not visible

Should I fuck?

This.

You're a beta faggot for breaking up with her just because she had different views from you.

Oh, hell yeah. You never pay for the first date. This whole time I thought I was alone.

>implying she wasnt taking bbcs all the time because muh slavery

My man. Even with my current gf, we go Dutch when eating at restaurants.

She broke up with me

on one hand you can't get her pregnant so you can go raw
on the other hand she's pregnant at 18 so she's probably not clean
but she's probably great in bed

this is a real conundrum

how do you know she went out with a black guy later? did you start following her around?

What kinda creep

lelsorandoom XD

if you are gonna use that , atleast dont make it the first pic

>staying with someone with different views because muh pussy
First it is supporting BLM, next thing you know she discovers that she likes cuck porn and wants to try it.

She dodged a bullet

it's a trap, she's looking for a beta to help her raise her half-black baby

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Made an account, got one match in about a few hours (Wasn't right swiping everyone) and then decided to delete the waste of time app :D.

How so

Why do the faggots on this board have a homosexual fascination with black men?

he literally said she's kind and caring and beautiful and fun. yet all you see is
>muh pussy
>muh weird obsession with black men fucking white women

this website has warped your mind. go outside.

>make an account
>carefully scrutinize the girl's photos to see if I'd fuck her
>half these bitches only upload group shots so you have to fucking sherlock out which one is of the actual chick
>only swipe right hot girls
>no matches
>relax standards a little
>no matches
>right swipe literally every girl
>run out of profiles in my area
>only match with girls who list their hourly rate in their bio
>uninstall app
turns out I'm ugly, who knew

>projecting this much
I never mentioned that the bull would be black. I just said that she would want to try it.

Maybe you should go outside retard.

>what are implications

>hear tinder is for sex
>no girls want to have sex on there, they all tell me to go to a bar if I want a slut
>go to bars
>never fuck any girls this route
>meanwhile my chad friend smiles at a bitch with a wedding ring on and she comes over and grinds the fuck out of him on the dance floor, can see her nipples are hard through her shirt

Life isn't fair if you're not a chad

I get few matches with uglies but this pretty much.

>First it is supporting BLM, next thing you know she discovers that she likes cuck porn
yeah I'm sure you're talking about asian dudes. back to your containment board, friendo

>Born in Sweden
>be a sandnigger iranian, 5'6 turbomanlet/crooked nose/bad teeth so i cant smile properly/ 5 inch penor
>create Tinder since I never even tried to date a girl in my life here, Never get any attention. Thought I could at least find someone equally ugly to bang.
>swipe right on everypossible girl there even those that live far away as fuck.
>not even 1 match after 3 months.
FUCKing hell lads. Give me one good reason not to end it all. Girls/women won't even look at me anymore and i'm 21 kissless/sexless as well. Your pretty much fucked if your not at least full of confidence or tall here.

well, what did you expect?

Go out with a bang brah

Work on your sense of humour

put on some COLOGNE, be NICE, don't be a PARIS ite u feel me

>t. fellow sandnigger :^)

>Thinking Tinder is the problem
I have bad news for you

I miss tinder moments

Being black on tinder can have its perks

I still had her snapchat and he was constantly in her stories

haha get fucked sandnigger. You can't expect to fuck girls if you look like a camel brah

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Any girl that does that on tinder is a hooker. There is literally no need for them to do this otherwise, because they can get dick regardless

Back pedaling this hard

tinder is only for attractive people, either be black or white, or have decent facial aesthethics and or be fit.

Its an easy way for them to get attention/compliments/immediate dick/that hot guy that stopped talking to them to talk to them again. I have screwed girls that did this that weren't hookers

>make tinder
>have it for just under a day
>use most of my swipes
>no matches
>delete it

my experience wasn't great

>be me
>residing in the DC area
>full of uggos/basic bitches
>barely get any matches here
>visit the Western Part of the US
>easily get more frequent matches who are higher quality
>spoof my gps to some foreign countries
>also get much more matches who are of higher quality than my native region

Somebody explain this shit. Why can't I match with the Uggos in my region, yet I get matches everywhere else? Does it have something to due with me being black or what?

you have to pay $10 a month for unlimited swipes. $20 a month if you're 30 or older.

Found this theater freak yesterday and she we were sending nudes almost all night I can't wait to dominate the shit out of her when we finally meet

i used like all of my swipes for the day, which seems to be more than the subsequent amount of 20 per 12 hours and got nothing.

the worst part is just the inactivity. it's just a reminder of shit you don't want to be reminded of, so i just gave it up.

DC is full of uggos. that wasn't that hard to explain

Sucks. Oddly enough I have had better luck on okcupid, cl. But then again im looking for milfs/gilfs and tinder mainly has 18 and 21 year old girls.

Rule 1: you're the prize!

Don't be as desperate as we all know you are

Sitting at 537. To be fair, I used to get on after drinking and swipe on anyone who looked like they'd be down.

As for Tinder experiences. The first time I fucked a girl off Tinder she met up with me in the middle of the night while I was staying at my buddy's place. Rawdogged her after initially using a condom. Ended up getting Chlamydia. That sparked me getting checked bi annually.

Few months later I fucked an 18-year-old senior in HS. Probably took an hour of conversing before she came over. We chilled, watched American Horror Story, then boned. It was very mediocre since she was borderline deadfish type. Used protection. Did this once more and then we stopped talking.

Few months later I met a cute blonde chick who was super chill. We both liked horror movies and so she'd come over, we'd toke, then get scared shitless. The sex was pretty decent but she had a slightly off smell down there. She was very sweet but didn't seem to have much in terms of personal goals so we stopped chilling. Back in April I randomly hit her up, she came over, and one thing led to another and we fucked again. I think she recognizes that I'm not trying to escalate things. Used protection.

The latest I've slept with I had started seeing in March. She was on the larger side but was pretty kinky and into me being an ass to her (since I had no intentions of dating her). She said she got regularly tested and I believed her, since she's got a stable job, she's relatively smart, and her apartment is pretty nice. In other words, she has her shit together. However she was completely OK with zero protection (red flag) and was on BC. I fucked her a few times throughout the last few months including about a month ago. Unfortunately after this latest bout, I noticed a bump on the base of my dick which eventually turned into a cluster of bumps. I'm getting tested on Monday but I'm almost certain it's herpes. Totally not worth it.

did she show up though? that's the question

Rule 2: be clear in your intentions

Don't tell them what you think they want to hear, because they don't know what they want to hear. If they do, you dont.

She gave me her # in the bottom bubble there

tl;dr Pretty sure a Tinder girl gave me herpes

It really fucking sucks too because my work in the gym has really started paying off in terms of women flirting with me, and now my sex life is fucked.

Yeah, see

>match with Asian qt
>just turned 18
>i'm 20
>make out on first date
>go out again, make out even more and try to go for the sex
>i try to finger her, she keeps saying no, she's never done that before, she's in pain
>Holy shit an Asian qt virgin
>i back off, proceed to grind against her instead to get off and prevent fucking blue balls
>texted a few times after but now she largely ignores me and doesn't seem as interested
>mfw

R u a girl?

if it's hsv 2 those bump will be full blown sores and painful. its probably nothing I thought i had herpes as well dont sweat it