TINDER GENERAL; I LIFTED FOR SIX MONTHS NOW I FEEL SUPERIOR TO ALL WOMEN AND INSULT THEM EDITION

>blocking out fatties picture

Nice move user not your first rodeo is it

Rolling for
Nah you're too fat
Come on guys, you read OP's first message

SHOW HER FAT FACE OP

"and afterward if you have any spare coathangers, i can show you a cool trick!"

You're ugly, and she's fat and ugly. You blocked it out cause you're self conscious and think you're a macho man for treating a fat ugly girl like shit. big deal. kys

Rollin for
Please have sex with me I'm still I virgin and really desperate.. my friends all make fun of me for it

honestly if u r going to block her pic then there is no point of posting reported

LET ME GET UP IN THEM FAT GUTS

"You have prior carnal knowledge? I was under the impression this was a Christian site. Goodbye, harlot"

"Yes, missionary for the purpose of procreating would be enjoyable".

rolling for

"I'm so lonely I'm thinking about killing myself, please respond"

but first you eat da poo poo

Yeah, I'll abuse you so bad you'll think I was a close uncle

re-roll for this

>low battery life in screenshots
charge your FUCKIGN phone you plebeian shit

Fuck it, Rollin for this too

thanks bro

WINNER

Ahaha OP Better deliver!

>tfw she super likes you but doesn't respond when you message her

Also this, low battery triggers me

You better deliver fatty

By accident

So OP is a bitch then?

Get on my level, faggot

HAHAHAHA FUCKING NORMIES HAVING FUN

FUCK YOU ALL

Shes prolly fat and ugly thats y u covered her face

>take a shitty picture with a potato cellphone with my sunglasses on
>tons of amtches, some from 10/10 qt's I'd never talk to
>take a way better picture, even I think I look pretty handsome
>no more matches

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kek

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>taking a screenshot before she replies

>august 2015

something tells me she's not going to reply

what the fuck Helena that was really uncalled for

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shes overweight

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i love when they get angry at the fact that they themselves don't like their weight and take it out on you

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Is she a Greek girl in the south? I used to bang a girl who looks very similar and was named Helena.

>bulking advice

Please go Matthew G

>I need bluking advice

Fucking deliver cocksuckers

>I want to die
>So do you like skirllex ?

hahahahahahaa

>middle school sitcom nerd

lol'd because that's what I imagine most of Veeky Forums looks like

not really, user is autistic

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Not tinder because fuck Facebook but okcupid does the job I think

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oh yeah, what part of her looks very similar?

She also had brown hair

kek

Classic

My sideeszz

>He hasn't realized the shit pic hid how disgusting he is

I love this one

kek

Nobody thinks I'm ugly more than I do

What do you guys wear for dates?

Also which are more alpha, Polos or button up short sleeve?

SAVAGE

definitely not a button up short sleve, never that

Are you an old man or what the fuck?

Depends, if with a girl some slim jeans and long sleeves
If with a guy some female polo shirt and skinny jeans.

cloTHes

and with me? LONDON

simple tee, black skinny jeans and white sneakers

I'm otter mode btw

Long sleeve crop top blouse and jeggins, probably some slight make up too.

I usually wear hoodies and a jean jacket, wore a black longsleeve oxford rolled up + black skinny jeans and some converse this friday and got mires for days. Never happens otherwise, so something like that I'd guess. I don't get dates.

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Topkek

TOP BANTZ

Mind elaborating on that? I have a few of those shirts and I think they look nice.

NEVER SHORT SLEEVE

roll it up

Not a very comprehensive elaboration.

They look retarded and you can just roll up your sleeves. If you're going for a short sleeve you better be sure that the arms are very tight and not flaring out or you'll look like a clueless soon to be granddad/engineer.

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jej

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I dont get it

Samefag

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gold

man, this bitch seems alright - moving the conversation away from an heroing and shit nigga

Well, yeah I obviously don't wear shit like But there's no point buying long sleeve shirts if they are going to be rolled up all the time...
That's like buying pants and only wearing them rolled up like shorts... complete retardation.