>when your mum mires you
When your mum mires you
You're mother is obligated to mire you, there's nothing special about receiving a compliment from the woman who birthed you. Here is the hierarchy:
>Your mom
>Your dad
>Your peers/acquaintances
>Your siblings/cousins
>Your close friends
>normal ugly girls
>ugly fat chicks
>potentially hot fat chicks
>average girls
>unstable pretty/hot girls
>pretty girls (max peak for most men)
>hot girls
>absolute 10s/gay guys
>awww user look at all your mussy-mussy-muscles
t-t-thanks ma
>not valueing dad mires
dad mires are top tier breh
My mom doesn't like muscular men. She's doesn't understand why I lift and thinks its stupid
my mom never says anything nice to me and all our few interactions are bad
>do you have a job yet
>do you have a job yet
>go do this or that
she didnt say anything it was just her eyes
>tfw dad mires
>my gains inspire him to start doing resistance training alongside all his cardio
My dad is gonna make it, we're all gonna make it
My gains just inspired my did to start using my supplements after he goes for a 45 minute run despite me telling him how counterproductive that is. Feels bad.
>mom pokes abs as we walk past each other
>''my slim and trim child''
>Tfw never been mired by hot girls but have been mired by gay guys.
Feels good to be level 8
They gotta be stereotypical fags, not Veeky Forums fags. There is a huge difference.
Mirin' yourself don't count.
>Your dad
>Your siblings/cousins
>normal ugly girls
>ugly fat chicks
I'm missing these.
>tfw no mires
>no one gives a shit
>still ignored and shunned like when I was obese
>don't care because I'm going to make it someday
Explain it to him bro, he can probably understand if you sat him down and told calmly told him to STOP BEING A FUCKING GAINS GOBLIN
>tfw have achieved all of these
>I went from hamplanet to skinnyfat dyel, w-where are all the qt3.14s?
I get plenty of attention from homos
not from women tho
I'd put gay guys lower, close to your friends desu
It's pretty easy to get mired by gaybros
We'll be here for you in the meantime, brah. It will happen for you one day, and then you'll be angry about the superficiality of it all. As in metaphysics, tradition has it that Being has a higher dignity than "mere" appearance, but then you find out that this is a false dichotomy, and all there is is appearance.
lmao
>when a bodybuilder mires you
This, it should honestly be on par with normal ugly girls.
>tfw gay housemate would always look me up and down in Uni first year
>tfw he spilt his spaghetti
>when your mum tells you that have gone too big
FUCKING GAINZ GOBLIN!
>NO GIRL WILL LIKE YOU LIKE THAT
>mfw I'm secretly homosex
Gaybro's admire anyone with a nice ass and a well groomed face. Also dad-mires are GOAT
I know this feel. I was pretty though.
But catch this:
Went from 200lbs to 360 in one year due to medication. Lost all the progress. I worked so hard for 2 years in a mere 12 months and there was nothing k could've done to prevent it.
:(
when I'm 78kg only 1 in ~300 women mire.
when I'm 90kg then ~70% of women do it, probably 90% of faggots as well.
both at ~14%bf and 1.9m tall
I gained and then lost the weight, now I'm gaining again. The difference in how people look at or listen to you is significant.
>normal ugly girls
>ugly fat chicks
>gay guys
Caught mires from all except these
Makes me cringe like fuck when family does it
>tfw twinkmode
>mom tells me i need to get buff for cute guys to like me
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>Went from 200lbs to 360 in one year due to medication
Did your doctor prescribe cheesecake and full-fat coke?
t. Drinks bacon grease
kek