ITT : Funny things that happened in the gym

No need for explanation

HAHAHAHA NICE VERY FUNNY

>Be me
>Take 4 scoop of pre-workout
>Fucking pumped
>Sweat doing nothing basically
>doing a set of curls
>I realise I forgot to put deodorant ( when I sweat, I smell worse than shit)
>Look around me and people look at me with a disgusted face
>Ohshit.png
>Go to the bathroom
>Take a sniff in my armpit
>Smells disgusting
>Try to wash it off with water
>Doesn't work.
>Find some febreeze
>Spray it on myself
>Disgusting but it worked.

>Doing squats alone
>Nobody in the gym
>Try to beat my personal record (290lbs)
>I put 300
>Start lifting it
>One of my calves muscle tear down
>Fuck.
>No safety rail
>I fall with the weight on my shoulder
>It crushed me
>At the same time someone enter the gym and laughs
>Broke some bones in my spine
>After 3months I'm fine
>Never squatted again

Saw OP's 1rm for bench.

I can bench 130% my bodyweight 1RM so I guess it's not bad

Why do you think you can make this thread and it will be populated with entertainment for you?
Anyway

>Be me
>squat day (normie leg day)
>9-5 is landscaper, work with a bunch of based spics
>be full on mexican laborer diet
>handle my shit and do my squats
>nothing funny happens
>this isn't a television channel and you have to include a funny fucking story if you want to start this thread

Fuck you.

I watched OP max out.

>be me
>personal trainer helping me on the leg press
>urges me to give him three more reps
>bust out the first two
>fart dead in his face on last rep
>we both cant stop laughing
>smell hits both of us and he says "lets get out of here"

>Funny things that happened in the gym
I go there but I'm still depressed hahaha

jej

>Doing my own exercises in the corner
>Notice 4 stereotypical fat loud chatty black women come in
>They take up the 4 leg press machines
>Chatting away, barely doing any reps
>A fit couple is doing a circuit nearby
>The chatty black women eventually leave
>Guy goes up to leg press machines
>"I don't want to sit where their sweaty black asses were."
>Woman stares at the machines, pauses, then looks back at him
>"Me neither. Let's go."
>They walk away and do other exercises.
>I'm there in the corner loling and keking away

ITT: A dyel loser that just started lifting looks for funny stories on an anonymous weeaboo imageboard to brag to his normie friends about how that totally happened to him.

Drank an entire jug of apple juice because I thought it couldn't possibly be that bad, it was leg day. You can imagine the rest of the story.

ITP: An angry mexican manlet day labourer who couldn't tell a funny story if his life depended on it.

This one time I like uh went to the gym and *pfft* I saw OP browsing Veeky Forums!!! HahahaHa

pol wet dreams are pretty funny

>too depressed to go to gym
>drag myself there
>still depressed
>do workout
>don't want to go back home because I'll be even more depressed

all worth it for tfw I have the weight on my back t.bh. oh and the lightheadedness between sets.

>Guy is sitting next to a guy benching reading something on his phone
>a plate on the bar hits sitting guy in the face
>Guy jumped up and starts screaming
>spikes his phone down onto the ground
>phone splinters into a million pieces
>fragments cut a guy across the gym

>see some 8th grade looking kid in moderately normal clothes walking around gym
>he does some random exercises, nothing major, your usual pushup type shit
>look down at what he's holding
>he's been carrying and sipping on a Diet Coke all throughout his workout

So you weigh about 104lbs?

>out of meat until I'm paid the next day
>eat 600g of beans, 1/2 cup of rice, 1 cup of broccoli, 1/2 cup of cauliflower, proton shake for lunch
>can't stop farting at the gym
>farting stops being funny
>farting starts being painful
>start doing squats
>first squat, feel pressure in stomach
>second squat, go below parallel and fart so hard I nearly fall forward
>sudden lack of pressure makes my core feel weird
>get to top of ROM and immediately throw up
>barely get barbell back on rack
>pass out
>land in vomit

worst day possible, changed gyms

lmao

OP wanted stories that actually happened

I just learned that hand sanitizer rubbed in pits kills all the stink.

> At NYSE in Northern Jersey
> Middle aged guy doing pretty heavy deadlifts
> Asian guy and sloot come in
> Watch as Asian guy doesn't workout and asks deadlifts guy questions
> Hear cheering and clapping
> Asian guy embarrassing the fuck out of DL guy by cheering
> I felt embarrassed for the DL guy too

I've seen shit like that happen though