People here are chewing gum for masseter muscle jaw gains

>people here are chewing gum for masseter muscle jaw gains
>chewing gum and giving yourself future ulcers from built up acid and not just eating nuts all the time

Exercises your mandibles and good for you. Why aren't you eating nuts RIGHT NOW

Bump

>eating the shelled Jew

Shiggy Diggy

do peanuts count as nuts? Also, they're expensive as fuark

but they're really expensive

I've got some nuts you can eat OP

DEEEEEEZ NUUTS

i chew a handful of nuts for 10 seconds and its already peanutbutter, i can chew the same gum the the whole day and its still gum

>Why aren't you eating nuts RIGHT NOW

Because my nuts are currently on OP's chin

>Thinks swallowed saliva causes ulcers
h. pylori causes ulcers you dumb cunt

Ive already seen jaw gains after about 2hrs a day for w weeks. On this subject, anyone do mewing successfully?

The act of chewing builds up stomach acid. Chewing for like 30 mins every day will give you an ulcer

2 weeks*

>ulcers
Are you biting yourself multiple times in the same fucking spot?

I've never gotten a stomach ulcer from chewing gum.. I chew that shit every day.

Just wait retard

most of facial aesthetics come from low bodyfat and nuts are really calorie dense

Raw almonds are like 140 for a quarter cup,

You're thinking of cashews niglet

Holy fuck OP, you're really are uneducated aren't you. There was a fucking Nobel Prize awarded for debunking this exact shit.

H. Pylori cause Ulcers.

>much acid

It's like you're trying to argue that the earth is flat.

Why are pistachios so fucking expensive? I could eat like a million of those fuckers but then I'd have no money.

Here I can buy about 2 lbs of pistachios for about $15

i just ate like 6 almonds they were good ty fit

>It is concluded that although chewing gum causes a stimulation of the gastric acid secretion, this increase is so small that it does not justify an advice against the use of chewing gum in patients with duodenal ulcer or x-ray negative

Wouldn't jerky be the best?
>almost need to chew it as much as bubble gum
>got protein and minimal other macros
>tastes manly, instead of like wood or artificial candy

sodium

high sodium+expensive

>>A thread on Veeky Forums about eating nuts...how fitting

Make it yourself in an oven. Only as much salt as you want, cheaper and no nitrates

>buy a small bag of nuts to snack on
>finish it in 10 minutes
>it's like 1200kcal and you're not even anymore full than before

Would be nice for bulking though.