Tinder help Thread and 1 rep squat maxes

>Get tinder
>match with girl
>get her number
>0 clue what to do next

now i don't know how to proceed help me out bros, virgin here btw, pic related too

my squat 1 rep max is 315

Ask her on a date right away, dont text her too much until you see her in person.

"Let's play mini golf and go for some frozen yogurt after. Loser buys ;) Friday at 6 work?"

>VIRGIN

>mini gold and froyo

Don't forget to tell her that your mom will chaperoning.

>having fun is bad
Okay enjoy your dinner and movie virgin :)

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What do your profiles look like? I need help guys. I'm the autist from last nights thread who got cucked by chad.

drinks or dinner and a movie at your place you idiot

mfw im a shitskin and tainting your white women

First picture face pic, second shirtless with my puppy, 3rd group pic, 4th pic of me with an (attractive) girl.

Mario kart line surprisingly works pretty well desu senpai. Weeds out the girls who are dtf considering it implies they'll be coming to your place and getting drunk. Even autistic fitizens can get laid when the girl is already at your place drunk. Just don't ask her to eat any eggs.

Dinner and movie is literally the worst first date imaginable. Playing minigolf, going to a trampoline gym, bowling are all way better because then the girl is 95% guaranteed to have fun (most important part of a first date). Unless you're extremely confident in your ability to woo her through conversation and not sit quietly making small talk like "h-hows your meal?" It's infinitely easier if you take the focus off conversation and put it on having fun

>Just don't ask her to eat any eggs.
b-but, the proteins...

so dinner is only a good idea if you're a remotely interesting person and can hold a conversation for an hour. good to know user

I'm not /pol/. Can you post your profile with your eyes blacked out?
I live with my parents... but that's the norm in San Fran. How's your luck been meeting a girl at her place or a hotel?
>tfw I'll inherit a $3.5 million house.

>wasting money for a date

I'm just here to fug, gotta love being a college poorboi and having girls 24+ treating you to activities and food

This this this this.

Trust me on this, you don't wanna text a girl for too long before meeting with her face to face.

if it's the summer and you live in a non-shitty-urban area, go on a nice hike. the two of you will be alone, it's fun, and you get to wear clothes that show off your gains

The poverty life sure is nice

Idk just don't mention you live with your parents and try to find an excuse to bring the kart to her place. Bitches loves Mario kart, I have had one tell her to bring it to her place before.

If a girl from tinder agrees to meet you at a hotel, I'm going to go ahead and assume you're scraping the bottom of the barrel mang. Stay away from that shit. Although I guess I'm not from LA, I don't know if that's acceptable there.

I've got a few girls on tinder that I wanna bang, but I my roommate is my girlfriend. She's more of a fucktoy and someone who pays half the bills. No way of bringing the slags to my place. How easy is it to see a girl at her place?

this is OP btw

You need to change your view on women man

Gives us no context breh. mirin bicep vein. Post your profile like this, and just black out your eyes.

opie you need to cut better

im currently on my cut lmao

pussy op won't show his profile. here's mine pajeet.

damn bro those insertions

M A N L E T

>be black
>message me first or don't message me at all

How's that going?

Send her a pictures of your cock with the caption "Dicks out for Harambe"

rip

that suit looks tacky and you should remove the football picture. also
>guitarist

other than that looks good famalama

He's also posting a picture of how short he actually is.
Niggers think they're so entitled, it's funny

>manlet
>activist

Wew lad

It's going great.

>Manny the manlet

l-lifts senpai?

im black and your height and you look sexy desu

Weird because last time someone posted that tinder profile he said it's not working well

>guy actually looks good
>fit as fuck
>strong social life, sense of style
>gets torn apart

Why do I even come here to this board? The only people who aren't cunts to each other on Veeky Forums are the ones stroking themselves to depression memes

Nope, never said that. Fucked 3 white girls in the last 3 months. Usually we're fuckbuddy's for a week or two before they realize they can't be seen with a black boyfriend.
>tfw girls only want my bbc

>wahaaaaaah people are so mean

Learn to take the banter nigger

this nigga gets it

CHECKED

you god body son; keep it up.

>Posts picture climbing
>Isn't following route
>Isn't resting with straight arms
nicetry.manlet

>banter

If you think people aren't 100% serious when they post this trash I'm actually jealous of your naivete famalam

>mfw dubs of peace

Welcome

It's pretty normal to make each other feel insecure on this board

Now fuck off again summerfag

You're a fucking ugly nigger.
Kill yourself.

>finance student

nothing more pretentious than econ-lite majors

Been coming here for years. The last, what... year or so? There's been even less actual content than usual and it's been replaced by even more shitposting and insecurity. FFS we even have cuck threads now. What are the janitors even doing?

I intentionally give bad advice just for the keks.

>tfw no puppy
>tfw no friends
>tfw no non-selfie pics
What do?

Dumb 16 year old sluts will probably get wet as fuck from this profile, which I guess is what you're going for, so good job. Anyone with a shred of intelligence, maturity or self respect will find it laughable, however

You should be perma banned from all boards. Go away faggot.

About to meet a tinder date at a vegan place we both like. Lithuanian blonde hair blue eyes.

>mfw not happy with the outfit I picked although facially n hair wise I'm on point

I'll try report back if the thread still exists. Any tips before I meet her? Still need to walk for 10 mins if you've got anything.

>vegan

Got your purse, faggot?

I'm the guy you replied to.
Im black as well.
I would think that the first line is pretty pretentious for an 18 year old regardless of race.
Either way, based on "banging 3 white girls", it seems that you're doing fine.
Are you decently selective with your swiping or do you just swipe anyone that isn't puke-tier?

Acquire all 3.

Hope you weren't hoping for non-realistic advice.

They do amazing peanut butter deserts. I just ate half a cow for dinner mate.

Well how do I get friends?

If I knew the answer to that I wouldn't be on Veeky Forums.

>there are people in this thread right now that don't realize it's this easy

Girls exclusively judge you on appearance. What's easy for Chad (you) isn't nearly as easy for Ernie (me)

That's not you nerd. You stole that from me.

yeah dude

like being born into a rich family, how can anyone be poor?

hahahahahah Ernie

Why are niggers so fucking ugly? Seriously, the only time you look somewhat average is when you grow on a massive beard that hides all your disgusting ape features

You squat her.

That's one thing that's actually not their fault. At least rant about their propensity for crime or something.

You racist piece of shit. I hope you get shot.

You gotta make an ugly face when you shit post it keeps the feels away.

i am far from a chad my friend, im 5'9 and look like im just out of DYEL mode. i have a nice face ive been told but that is about it

spotted the other real climber
>yfw hes playing add on
>yfw hes in the middle of a difficult move

>the modern woman
>posesing any of those positive traits
The dream girl is a lie bruh. Treat em like dirt and they'll stick like mud cause they'll be so wet.

Godspeed brother

>manlet
>nigger
its like life gave your mom some lemons and she chose not to get an abortion

So how do you succeed?

>mfw I'm gonna fuck up your white gene pool by impregnating a amazonian white valkyrie

I don't
Here's my autistic profile

I thought you said it was easy?

get baited newfag, ive been on Veeky Forums for 2 months now

You again

I see you have pic 2 new. Let me tell you it's shit, you look like you're about to do an hero.

fair enough but
>bouldering with harness on

Do I need a certain amount of friends on Facebook to make a Tinder or does it matter? Can I just make a throwaway account for it?

Yeah you can make a throwaway

Higher chance of getting relatives and friends though.

>Implying thats a bad thing
Incest is ok mate as long as you keep it within the family

>implying im a cuckold

hey guys, met a girl on the app and asked if she wanted to date me, she said yeah, gave me her number, now where should I take her?

from her tinder pics and IG looks like she vapes and plays videogames... Where should I take her out?

Should I just take her to a hookah lounge? I myself don't smoke often, maybe one blunt every two weeks with pals...

fuaaaaark guys im a fucking beta ahhhhhh

or is there a way to just smoke weed with her instead? I have a spare blunt and whenever I'm baked I'm super good at talking to girls. But like, the hookah doesn't really do anything for me so I'll just sound like an awkward faggot

>black people actually believe this
Aside from porn, do you see the kind of white girls that go for niggers?
They're all pretty fucking rank

Invite her to your home, get drunk, play some videogames, anal.

white girls sleep with anyone because of wealth or to piss off their family

anyway it's childish for the blacks to still think fucking a white girl is an accomplishment

bro i live with my parents and think she does too lol

why are you frowning so hard??

this entire thread is unibros and players thinking getting pussy on tinder is "dope" or whatever. 90% of these girls are on tinder because theres somrthing wrong with them. If they didnt have something wrong with them they wouldnt be on tinder...theyd be out in real life.

lmaoing at ur normie lives, back to /r/fitness the lot of you.

>Making the white gene pool better by removing trash from it
Thank you based negro

jesus man just ask if she smokes weed, and if she does just go for a walk in the park or somewhere nice and cozy and get lit. walk hand in hand, shoot the shit and give her some cheesy line like "whoa i never noticed how beautiful your eyes" or some someshit and go in for the kiss.

and if you decide on a second date just go hit the acrade at the movies. you dont have to talk as much to have fun and plenty of opportunities to touch her