2000 calories per cup

>2000 calories per cup

Honestly would there be a big downside to introducing gasoline to a bulk?

Only a cup can't do much harm, can it?

Good question. Try it out and let us know man.

But seriously, edible fats and oils have a similar amount of energy per unit volume.

It's a hydrocarbon, so it's basically water and carbs. Go for it.

You really making this thread again?

does gasoline really have this many calories ?
i've been having trouble bulking i'm a skinny skeleton i know that drinking gasoline is dangerous but i don't think a glass every now and than will kill me and it'll really add the calories i might actually give a glass of gasoline a try tomorrow

Yes

>Water and carbs

>not doing GOGAD for 31000 kcal per day
>ever making it

pick one

>GOGAD

Hydro = water. Carbon = carbs.

Confirmed for not passing 6th grade english

We're carb based life forms, bro. Gotta carb big to get big, CMON

>Carbon = carbs
Nigger

Stay mad. Hydrocarbons are carbs with extra water

Try living on exhaust fumes and water for a week

>biting the b8 this hard

>fumes
The stomach doesn't process gaseous matter, dumbass

>Hydrocarbons are carbs with extra water
A hydrocarbon contains nothing but carbon and hydrogen.
"carb" is short for "carbohydrate" you flaming retard

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>taking anything posted in this thread seriously

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>he's this defensive about taking obvious b8

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>actually thinking he was being serious

You may actually be autistic

the GOGAD gave him autismo, don't judge him

Laugh if you want you faggets but the average physically active person consumes about 12 liters of gasoline per month. That's 150 euro per year to cover all your energy costs.
>you literally can reduce your grocery bill twenty-fold using this cheeky trick.
Of course the food industry is schilling the "gasoline will kill you" meme.

*15 liters, ro

Not just the food industry. The government is in on it too. Otherwise the FDA would've been merged with the Department of Energy long ago, but since that'd mean less tax revenue, governments keep up the charade

>holding the energy needs of machines and people to different standards.
>typical big government move.

>getting baited this hard in the first place
>defending yourself on an ANONYMOUS image board
>not just leaving the thread after being shown how stupid you are

do it