Hey user, we've been seeing you here at the gym a lot lately

>hey user, we've been seeing you here at the gym a lot lately
>we can tell all that time has paid off, you look amazing!
>so besides working out what else do you do?
>you... you do have other hobbies... right?

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I browse anonymous imageboards and watch anime

> yes I do actually
> I like to visit OP's shit threads and make of fun of how shit his PR's are.

Of course i do. I garden, kayak, do yoga, and hang out with friends when im not at work. What about you?

Yes I'm studying economics at a good school, I like programming, reading, chess and I play varsity baseball.

What interests do you have, ladies?

P R O J E C T I N G

I spend at least 4 hours every day shitposting on an Estonian coffee grinding forum.

Uhh, I bang on my drumset and watch anime.
There's paper towels over there to dry off your wet panties.

>"We didn't know you were homosexual user! Do you want to go shopping?"

>Wow user you're such a nerd
>You sound so boring

I spend the rest of my time working or playing video games.

You can fuck off you're not as hot as my favorite pornstars

of course I do, do you?

honestly wouldnt even care if they wanted to go shopping. I havent gotten new clothes in a couple of years. I dont want to go by myself and since breaking up with my ex, ive just been putting it off.

>you'll never be kid again
Fucking life, you make some of the most important decisions of your life when you're least qualified to.

I went from my sophomore year of high school to my junior year of college without buying clothes. It worked because I always wore baggy skater attire but my shoes were barely shoes anymore so I finally went shopping.

I was able to make friends and stuff before and I was clean and a nice person, but people are so much nicer to me now that I dress nice, why do people care about clothes so much?

This.
People treat me better now that I wear nice clothes and am somewhat fit.
Grew up poor and wore the same shit from grade 9 to 12 and was a 6'0 120 pound skelly. Went on a $400 shopping spree online and got some nice polos and jeans after cocoon mode for a year. People respect me now instead of treating me like some sort of clown.

>why do people care about clothes so much?

Because what you wear is supposed to be a projection of your identity, social clique, and status.

And because people (particularly normies and women) are shallow as fuck.

its just the general appearance.

imagine the same guy wearing 2 different outfits. one outfit is a nice collared shirt, khakis, nice shoes. The other is baggy basketball shorts and a hoodie.

I usually try to buy at least a new shirt every half year at least so i have at least 1 nice thing for each season. then for christmas i usually get a bunch of clothes.

my problem recently is i have nice work clothes like collared shirts and khakis. and i have bullshit clothes for just hanging around the house. nothing in between that would be good for dates or bars.

>why do people care about clothes so much?
Because clothes are possessions, and possessions are status symbols like having a Veeky Forums body is having a status symbol. It shows that you have both the means and the desire to make yourself look good.

I spend all waking hours lifting or browsing a Mongolian bricklaying website

Oh what interests do you have then?

Does this ever actually happen?

Fucking black guys.

zOMG so FUN :DDDDD

Nah, woman don't care about hobbies, unless it's something you can have fun doing together.

I meant gym girls striking up conversation, more than just "how many sets do you have left?" And actually wanting to get to know you

No

I make functional polyurethane models of girls' vaginas and anuses that vary in texture and structure based on assumptions I make from the girls' appearances. Would you like to see the ones I made of you?

I watch anime and paint & play with little, grimdark, plastic army men.

So, wanna fuck?

Yes
A girl I liked asked me what my passions were. I didn't even know how to respond, I still don't.
I'm pretty sure I said something autistic like "ummm... I dont know... W-what are your passions?"

guitar
drawing/water color/digital art
learning japanese
listening to music

anime
videogames

Keked

Dude.

I went through my entire time at university with t-shirt, jeans and sneakers and only wore 'business attire' when I had an examination before a triumvirate or moot court/ mock trials.

Then I got my degree and had to wear suit and tie every day at work.

The difference was astonishing. People will actively go out of their way to be nice to tall, semi fit guys in a suit. Hell, random people on the street nod at me or greet me as I walk past them.

i had something similar.

>at friends house
>small get together maybe 10 ppl
>they are all hipster yoga instructors
>start candy flipping
>im just spacing out enjoying music and lookin at cool shit
>girl comes over and lays her head on my lap
>the girl just started dating a friend of my best friend like a month ago
>she looks up at me and says "i really like you. tell me about yourself. What are you interested in? What do you like to do?"
>i just sat there dumbfounded for a few seconds
>way too much to think about when im all fucked up and started having a mini internal crisis
>shes hot but im not gonna fuck over a friend like that so i had to think of something to say
>i got thru it but it was honestly one of the most surreal moments of my life

I invented a hard cover story for that sort of question when I was 14 or something and coordinated with my mates so they'd corroborate.

Because aside from sports and martial arts I've always enjoyed chess, wargaming, video games and politics. Can't tell women about that. A woman hears a guy say he's into chess and politics at that age, their vagina instantly dries up.
Actually, that didn't change until I got out of uni.

In that case, no, unless you're hot.

Also, SATANIC.

My hobbies are eating and getting really fat to add small amounts of weight to my total.

ya i should probably think about something to say. I just said im into sports and gardening and want to have a farm one day or some shit.

No I don't do anything else. Now fuck off.

Watching Netflix, going to Starbucks (I love pumpkin spice lattes), traveling, going on adventures, hanging out with friends, eating pizza, listening to music, going out on night drives, dogs, eating healthy.

"haha yeah, I like to post pictures of Rich Piana with the caption '4 scoops cmon' on a Latvian solar oven enthusiasts image forum"

>"i'll probably like your dog more than you"
>"take me on an adventure"
>"if you don't like pizza, then this won't work"
>"want to travel the world some day"

Yeah I love to stuff my face full of cocks on the weekends. How about you?

every girls tinder bio haha

Ice cold

You forgot
>live.laugh.love
>if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best

Why are you video recording this conversation you fuckin weirdo

>400$
what did you get? socks?

I´ll give you a tip mate just stop at guitar

keked

Iplay guitar, swim and skydive

>her pussy when

>well my hobby is lifting, I'm hoping I can compete in one of the contests by next year!
problem solved
You don't even have to compete, just say you didn't meet your goals or something

>Oh, wow...
>thats really interesting user...
>wait is that chad over there? Gotta go user!

>wanting 3DPD

making vaporwave and harsh noise
chanting the mahamantra
reading the Vedas
being enlightened by the supersoul and my spiritual master

muh nigga

Hare Krsna Hare Krsna Krsna Krsna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare

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I fucking work
all of my life is spent on work, and the little time I have in between is spent studying and going to the gym

>excuse me I have a workout to continue

...

Seeing girls like this pisses me off. I'm not sexually attracted to my gf, but I just wanna fuck the shit out of a petite slut like this. My gf is 6' and skinny and has a 10/10 personality, but I just wanna pound a petite stupid slut FUCK

>you... you do have other hobbies... right?
Yeah, I enjoy plowing brunettes. Now if you girls don't mind, I was trying to do farmer's walks here.

What would be the point of nice clothes if they didn't do anything?

This is like asking why people are turned on by a fit naked body and not a blob.

Lol

Yes, weed

I camp and hike in the woods alone because after being in an abusive family and having my heart broken I took up lifting as an escape and being alone in the woods is the only time other than the gym where I can take my mind of the bullshit in my life...

BULLSHIT YOU FUCKING MISS ME. THERE I SAID I GUESS I'LL TALK TO YOU IN A FEW MONTHS.

Oh hey i can relate, except i joined the military, i'd rather listen to bullets than listen to people.

Fitted v neck (show of dem traps/chest/tris), good fitting jeans, chucks or volleys and a watch.

I make maps and pan for gold. I also drink whiskey and smoke weed in my down time.

Y-y-yes of c-course I have other hobbies...

I have recently initiated comfy hobo mode as a uni student. Will people judge me?

I eat PIZZA