What advice do you want to give to a 25 year old unemployed guy?

What advice do you want to give to a 25 year old unemployed guy?

buy crypto

go to bed on time, stand up on time

don't eat when you're full

take 20 minutes a day to read in silence

learn Python

So you have internet access?
Learn to code. Do free online courses. Learn learn learn.

Fuck coding OP. Fuck what these pajeets are telling you. LEARN. CALCULUS.

buy krypto

learn how to sell and outsource to india

Programming and crypto are all you need at your age user. You're going to make it

I know Calculus, how does this help me?

This

join the air force or navy, in a purely technical field.

intelligence, IT, electronics, all give you tons of free schooling and great work opportunities when you get out

get a job

Become a Plumber OP.
Life's going to shit on you anyway so you might as well get paid for it.

Learn javascript and then get into web development.

I am shocked and very impressed no one has stated the obvious answer.
Congratulations Veeky Forums

kill yourself

Same position op. I just have a shitty minimum wage job. Don't be a wagecuck like me.

Same OP but even older... going for a STEM major but I'm even worried about that... Is it really something I want to do for twenty more years. Be careful with suggestion from anons and even elders

What this user said, this is the only thing that matters right now, everything ((they)) created is a god damn ponzi scheme, this is your only chance to escape the scam you were born into.

Aren't you afraid that normies say shit like "You're too old for that"?

I feel for you user.

I just landed a 6 figure job and I feel like a total imposter.

But let me tell you something...you must do this one thing:

1). Try

That's all. You know that feeling you get during or before interviews or evening applying to a job, like "what's the point?" Just let your biology kick in.

Don't force yourself to do anything. Have a kinder internal dialogue. Be kind. Most people fail because they want something for nothing.

Give it your human all. Work on your inner wounded child and then? Be free.

I believe in you user.

Spoke too soon

buy land. grow crypto. you can thank me later :^)

unemployment is a bless, it always leads to greater prosperity

get a job and quit being a loser.

I always told myself if I couldnt find work in my field I would get hired at McD's to prove to future employers that I was willing to do whatever it took to get by.... of course I would quit in the most epic fashion possible when it came time.

Don't be as gay as this faggot.

That's my advice

I'm a wagecuck engineer and I want to get rich from crypto