Why do people on fit always brag about banging milfs on tinder? Congrats bro...

Why do people on fit always brag about banging milfs on tinder? Congrats bro, you can pull a 45 year old single mom who hasn't seen a dick in years. Probably had to blow the cobwebs off of her fossilized sarlac pussy, too.

>the Veeky Forums is one person meme
milfs are gross mang, just get a young cutie gf, it's not that hard

35 year old milf is hot, 45 not so much

I don't even get why milf is a thing, how do people find someone to be hotter if they wrecked their vagoo with a baby?

there are a lot of hot milfs @ 45

Milf just means a woman over 30 that you would dick. They don't have to have a kid.

You don't brag about it bro. It's like banging a fatty with a pretty face. Cons outweigh the pros.

Since when does "mother" mean age 30+? And even still, since when is 31 considered older?

You're a fat 18 year old that even black guys won't touch, aren't you?

Black guys typically won't touch me because I'm a male and straight. I'm also not even close to fat so they won't mistake me for a woman. I think you are just a little mad that you can only fuck grandmas, you little red riding hood ass nigga. You pm those old ass women on tinder talking about what big eyes they have. If the pussy you stick was an actual cat, it'd be a sabre tooth tiger, extinct as fuck. Meanwhile, I'm fucking modern lions. You fucking disgust me bro, you're basically a necrophiliac.

want some chips with that salt?

it was fun...we cooked, got wasted and fucked...we knew there was no way for long term so no pressure, no thoughts about the future just fun. Now you are going to say I could do that with a chick around my age but since i am fucking autistic i start thinking about the following:

1. is she after my money
2. is she trying to get preggers
3. she is dumb with no life experience or travel experience

You also feel appriciated with an older woman all of my ex's made me feel like they were doing me a favor for some god damn reason...

make sure the kids are grown and out of the house tough

probably when i am mid 40 to 50 will start banging fucking 19 year old hookers...

eeeh such a mess...

No,you.

>Black guys *typically*...
So, they have touched you? How was it?

Felt pretty good sucking on that BBC tbqh senpai.

This nigga here has a MILF folder larger than the porn folders of everyone in this thread combined.

'fuckin told

Yeah I have been touched by a black guy. I walked past him and gave him a high five. It was aight.

Who the fuck has a porn folder? Just google that shit, or are you that attached to porn stars you have never even met?

OP's mom got fucked by a fit/izen

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Holy shit bro, your memes are as old as your women

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>sarlac

Get your star wars shit out of here, I don't anyone aside from me even got that stupid reference

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Idk bro, it's not like star wars is obscure or niche. If you're white you've probably seen it.

me, I have everything from amateur to high quality 4K HD 60 fps, stuff that you cannot get from a streaming site

I don't want to waste time searching the internet for that one great video I saw years ago, I have it saved ready to go
I'm also always deleting and downloading new content

If you have 690gb you are not deleting enough. Does pixelation in your porn vids kill your boner?

So those of you who don’t believe any of this, that’s okay I really don’t give a fuck. I’m still telling my story. This is what it is and if you don’t believe me fuck you go fuck yourself i don’t care. For all these guys who are veterans who are standing there still screaming about your valor, stolen valor, after what i just told you that that sounds like i am stealing any of your valor, you know what? Fuck you kid. And go fuck yourself I don’t really care what you think. But i will tell you this. If you decide that you’re going to come confront me physically about it you better not be a fucking POG. You better be a stone cold killer. If you come at me aggressively voice raised negative body language as someone who i know is a trained killer. Because i don’t flinch anymore when i hear a rifle round come by my head. When i hear that whoop and that snap or that sonic boom. I haven’t flinched in 20 years from that shit. I got over that a long time ago. So if you come at me i want you to know something. It’s not gonna be me who goes in the ground. I’m still here. I’m still upright and drawing air. - Jason Blaha

Sarlacc has two c's in it

fucking entry level normie motherfuckers

Damn bro, you got me. I always thought I knew a lot about star wars because I played kotor, but you just killed me.

>Does pixelation in your porn vids kill your boner?
no, some of my favourite videos are really old and crappy resolution

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Okay dude first off,
1) A REAL Navy Seal wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity.
2) The United States isn't a totalitarian regime so if you were to attack citizens randomly, then you'd be going to jail
and
3) What is a Navy Seal doing on Veeky Forums anyways?
You're probably a NEWFAG who cannot get fucking laid.

You are the corniest faggot to ever walk the face of the earth, end yourself now and do the planet a favor.

People will fall for this

>sabre tooth tiger
>modern lions
>implying lions > sabre tooth
>implying the more powerful, more experienced, and more prestigious due to its rarity pussy is worse