I am 26 year old virgin, i kissed 2 guys and 1 girl as far as my interactions go, i never got horny from looking at any male or found any real attraction and i always need to masturbate after i get home from gym when i see the qt there that trains at the same time i do. I finnaly moved to the city after getting a job there, there are 2 qts that work here but how do i approach them? Should i ask them out for a drink and dress slutty and pretend i am drunk and try to get touchy??? Is it a bad idea to do this with someone i work with(not really same office), i know nobody else here in this city except the people i work with tho. What can i do, before i essentialy never did anything because back home everybody in a 20km radius knew eachother and my parents and old folk big christians so essentialy i had gym, video games, chinese comics and this tuvalu doorframe inspection forum as my escape. Only 2 of my closest friends know about me being a slit flicker
Also how do people approach complete strangers on the street? Does this scenario even exists? What do guys do when they see a semen demon in hot pants walking past them and they want to fuck them?
Caleb Hernandez
This isn't /soc/
Ryder Miller
why is this on Veeky Forums?
just download tinder and start swiping.
Caleb Gray
Pls be in london
Levi Roberts
Wouldn't it be grinder or is that just for pillowbiters and not carpetmunchers?
Noah Roberts
>tuvalu doorframe inspection forum
Andrew Rodriguez
>What do guys do when they see a semen demon in hot pants walking past them and they want to fuck them? >tfw no 9/10 slim cardiobunny gf, pic related
Christian Carter
Talk to the qts at the gym Ask them about their routine and eating habits Ask them to spot you Ask them to get lunch for after workout protien Invite them over for dinner for a good bulk meal ??? Profit
Also this is about 50% easier if you both smoke weed
Angel James
>lesbians
Disgusting degenerate.
Thomas Jackson
No sorry its not in london
Havent found a gym here yet, i feel very fucking awkward doing this, if i get as far as to actualy she accepting the invite what do i do then? Try to get us both drunk? Only tried weed before once and didnt really feel anything, what if she is anti weed anyways?
Camden Williams
>Implying implications So you like watching DICKS in porn?
If you both want to get drunk, then sure. >go to gym >gain spotter >ask out for lunch after casual conversation about eating for gains >maybe get some coffee or something >do something outside the gym, like hike/bike/walk, something still active >maybe go out to bar >or invite over to drink after workout >do the sex
desu I only brought a girl home once, after meeting her at a nerd convention and we were dressed up as a pairing we both liked. I fingered her in the bathroom in cosplay lel, after knowing her for a day, sooo just put yourself out there. If she's not into you you should be able to pick up on it if you don't have crippling autism
>be me >go to pub to study with a girl from class >complimented her intelligence, looks(looked 20, is 28), and eccentric life style >both get drunk while studying >keep subtly hitting on her >'suddenly' she gets a text from a boy >oh.jpg >tl;dr she'll let you know if she's not interested in you
Eli Foster
You need the D.
Jose Gonzalez
I don't watch porn you filthy pleb.
Leo Harris
wrong board
Parker Russell
cool story bro, me neither >just got some images is all
Josiah Turner
D as in dildo
Elijah Reyes
>i do something , so you must definitely do it too. >if you say other wise you are a liar, blahblahblah
Keep watching the sexual explicit Jew my friend. you will be a success in life.
Elijah Reed
Below average size on this slit flickering forum desu
Justin Baker
Wow, with that kind of reaction, I totally believe you watch porn now. >I actually DON'T WATCH porn >all these images I saved from Veeky Forums >I don't even diddle myself to porn >I just like looking at it cause girls are pretty.
>select all milkshakes
Gavin Perry
idgaf about the thread, but what kind of sick bastard censors lewd images?
Angel Young
This is a blue board god damnit No nudity allowed
Brandon Flores
>blue board Not if you use Yotsuba it ain't.
Nolan Harris
okay okay, "sfw board"
Thomas Clark
Thanks, OP, I now have a meeting with HR tomorrow morning.
Cooper Bell
That is one strange decorating job...
Easton Myers
i know it's SG but is there a name for that set? need to stop my nofap like, right now.
Blake Nguyen
Serious suggestion: Get Tinder.
Helps you meet new people, you avoid shitting where you eat, you actually know their lesbian/bi, etc, etc, etc.
Jayden Peterson
>Also how do people approach complete strangers on the street? Does this scenario even exists? What do guys do when they see a semen demon in hot pants walking past them and they want to fuck them? You first need to quit obsessing over sex. That shit comes across to women you meet as pathetic and off putting. Quit fapping, quit looking at porn and just be a normal human being who has conversations with women regardless of how attractive they are. For the instances where the woman is extremely attractive (to the point of being distracting) it becomes a game of self constraint when talking with her. Treat her like you would your sister, just talk normally, call her out on her shit, tease her and talk to her like you would a friend. This drives women crazy for some reason, especially ones who are used to having men fawn over them.
tl;dr: be normal and let nature take it's course
Leo Baker
>Quit fapping, quit looking at porn and just be a normal human being One of these is not like the other.
Parker Powell
a lot of girls are weird about being another girls 'first time' in case theyre being used by a bicurious tourist with a boyfriend
your best option is basically to use dating apps and be upfront about having no experience. ganbare
Zachary Anderson
I think there's a dyke app called "her" or "she".
Knew someone who catfished about a dozen dukes using personal photos taken from small time pornstar twitters and such.