Are there any lesbians here i need advice

are there any lesbians here i need advice

I am 26 year old virgin, i kissed 2 guys and 1 girl as far as my interactions go, i never got horny from looking at any male or found any real attraction and i always need to masturbate after i get home from gym when i see the qt there that trains at the same time i do. I finnaly moved to the city after getting a job there, there are 2 qts that work here but how do i approach them? Should i ask them out for a drink and dress slutty and pretend i am drunk and try to get touchy??? Is it a bad idea to do this with someone i work with(not really same office), i know nobody else here in this city except the people i work with tho. What can i do, before i essentialy never did anything because back home everybody in a 20km radius knew eachother and my parents and old folk big christians so essentialy i had gym, video games, chinese comics and this tuvalu doorframe inspection forum as my escape. Only 2 of my closest friends know about me being a slit flicker

Also how do people approach complete strangers on the street? Does this scenario even exists? What do guys do when they see a semen demon in hot pants walking past them and they want to fuck them?

This isn't /soc/

why is this on Veeky Forums?

just download tinder and start swiping.

Pls be in london

Wouldn't it be grinder or is that just for pillowbiters and not carpetmunchers?

>tuvalu doorframe inspection forum

>What do guys do when they see a semen demon in hot pants walking past them and they want to fuck them?
>tfw no 9/10 slim cardiobunny gf, pic related

Talk to the qts at the gym
Ask them about their routine and eating habits
Ask them to spot you
Ask them to get lunch for after workout protien
Invite them over for dinner for a good bulk meal
???
Profit

Also this is about 50% easier if you both smoke weed

>lesbians

Disgusting degenerate.

No sorry its not in london

Havent found a gym here yet, i feel very fucking awkward doing this, if i get as far as to actualy she accepting the invite what do i do then? Try to get us both drunk? Only tried weed before once and didnt really feel anything, what if she is anti weed anyways?

>Implying implications
So you like watching DICKS in porn?

If you both want to get drunk, then sure.
>go to gym
>gain spotter
>ask out for lunch after casual conversation about eating for gains
>maybe get some coffee or something
>do something outside the gym, like hike/bike/walk, something still active
>maybe go out to bar
>or invite over to drink after workout
>do the sex

desu I only brought a girl home once, after meeting her at a nerd convention and we were dressed up as a pairing we both liked. I fingered her in the bathroom in cosplay lel, after knowing her for a day, sooo just put yourself out there. If she's not into you you should be able to pick up on it if you don't have crippling autism

>be me
>go to pub to study with a girl from class
>complimented her intelligence, looks(looked 20, is 28), and eccentric life style
>both get drunk while studying
>keep subtly hitting on her
>'suddenly' she gets a text from a boy
>oh.jpg
>tl;dr she'll let you know if she's not interested in you

You need the D.

I don't watch porn you filthy pleb.

wrong board

cool story bro, me neither
>just got some images is all

D as in dildo

>i do something , so you must definitely do it too.
>if you say other wise you are a liar, blahblahblah

Keep watching the sexual explicit Jew my friend. you will be a success in life.

Below average size on this slit flickering forum desu

Wow, with that kind of reaction, I totally believe you watch porn now.
>I actually DON'T WATCH porn
>all these images I saved from Veeky Forums
>I don't even diddle myself to porn
>I just like looking at it cause girls are pretty.

>select all milkshakes

idgaf about the thread, but what kind of sick bastard censors lewd images?

This is a blue board god damnit
No nudity allowed

>blue board
Not if you use Yotsuba it ain't.

okay okay, "sfw board"

Thanks, OP, I now have a meeting with HR tomorrow morning.

That is one strange decorating job...

i know it's SG but is there a name for that set? need to stop my nofap like, right now.

Serious suggestion: Get Tinder.

Helps you meet new people, you avoid shitting where you eat, you actually know their lesbian/bi, etc, etc, etc.

>Also how do people approach complete strangers on the street? Does this scenario even exists? What do guys do when they see a semen demon in hot pants walking past them and they want to fuck them?
You first need to quit obsessing over sex. That shit comes across to women you meet as pathetic and off putting. Quit fapping, quit looking at porn and just be a normal human being who has conversations with women regardless of how attractive they are. For the instances where the woman is extremely attractive (to the point of being distracting) it becomes a game of self constraint when talking with her. Treat her like you would your sister, just talk normally, call her out on her shit, tease her and talk to her like you would a friend. This drives women crazy for some reason, especially ones who are used to having men fawn over them.

tl;dr: be normal and let nature take it's course

>Quit fapping, quit looking at porn and just be a normal human being
One of these is not like the other.

a lot of girls are weird about being another girls 'first time' in case theyre being used by a bicurious tourist with a boyfriend

your best option is basically to use dating apps and be upfront about having no experience. ganbare

I think there's a dyke app called "her" or "she".

Knew someone who catfished about a dozen dukes using personal photos taken from small time pornstar twitters and such.