How do I stop getting poo stains in my underwear?

How do I stop getting poo stains in my underwear?

Try wiping your arse.

maybe stop shitting yourself?

what the fuck

>tfw no poopy but bf

More fiber for cleaner poops that wipe better?

Wear brown underwear

>live in India

Stop living the american dream,

POO

Do you have an anterior pelvic tilt?

poo in the loo

DESIGNATED

Wear black underwear.

You would never use toilet paper on a baby's ass, so why use it on yours? Switch to baby wipes, you'll never go back.

you would never feed a baby hard food so why eat it yourself? just switch to baby food and you will never go back.

>you
>not retarded
pick one

t.pajeet

wipe sitting. that way you can wipe literally INTO your arsehole.

the shitstains come from the poo that is trapped in your sphincter muscle.

also eating bananas and lax seed gives dreamlike turds. always clean break and almost no wiping required. also perfect shape and firmness for maximum shitting enjoyment - i think this is what it feels like to get fucked in the arse.

I shower my butthole after shitting and consider people who don't fucking disgusting

babies don't have teeth so you can't feed them hard food. their ass is just like yours, though.

man what a stupid comparison. try baby wipes or fuck off

Buy dark underwear

this is ideal, but baby wipes is the second cleanest option.

>baby's ass is hairy
Is your "baby" an actual bear?

>baby's ass wouldn't get irritated from toilet paper
>baby's ass would get perfectly cleaned by toilet paper

can't wait to see you be a father

>tfw work in elder care
>wet wipes and peri wash always available in abundance