How to reach Patrick Bateman mode both physically and mentally?

How to reach Patrick Bateman mode both physically and mentally?

First step is to acquire repeating digits.

next step is to listen to Huey Lewis and The News

Third step is having to return some videotapes

Next step is to have business cards made

in all seriousness, read the book, he goes off on a tangent about his 2000/month gym and the superiority of the stair-master over the treadmill and elliptical for burning calories.

if it's 2000 a month why does he always go on about having to wait in a queue for it?

5th step is have the need to "fit in"

I have that need for sure lmao.

I'll make sure to pick it up

The film is memeworthy and has some fun scenes but at the end of the day it's actually vapid quasi-feminist emptiness.

>hurr durr businessmen are testosterone driven sociopaths

Gimme a break.

He has a pretty regimented and vigorous morning routine if I recall correctly.

he is a pathological narcissist

Would fit in here then

He goes to the same gym as tom cruise

Nah . Veeky Forums is filled with insecure men

So you're saying Patrick Bateman, who murders a colleague because of insane jealousy at the plaudits his business cards received, is NOT insecure?

He killed him because he got a res a dorsia and kept mistaking him for halberstram as well
He also only imagined killing him

Get a fancy job that has high pay and requires you to wear a business suit.

Do 100 sit-ups and 100 push ups every day

Carry business cards on you

Only have sex with dirty whores/hookers

nah it makes fun of yuppie culture, the women in that film were equally vapid

He didn't his death and eventually the confusion of his death was a metaphor for how business men are essentially the same

Don't just look at em, check em!

its satire you fucking moron

check'd

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1xf deep pore cleansing lotion
1xF shower SS 1xF water activated gel cleanser
1xF honey almond body scrub
1xF exfoliating gel scrub SS 1xF herb-mint facial masque
1xF aftershave lotion (no alcohol)
1xF moisturizer SS 1xF anti-ageing eye balm/ final moisturizing protective lotion


repeat 7 days a week

It was based on yuppies. You're being too sensitive if you think it means all businessmen.

first, you check these dubs

This. There's far too much macho insecurity bullshit on this board.

Patrick Bateman is goals, but truly.. Christian Bale as Batman is goals.

Start by checking em

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Thanks doc

It's based about identity plus satire on yuppies

First you gotta check these

So close

>mentally
he hacked up some folks at the end of the flick u probably should have at least finished the movie

Read the book, it's worse.

much worse

Consider checking em

Nice dubs

Yeah, but so is everyone on Veeky Forums. I literally just wanna look good while I fuck my gf.

First step will be checking em

more of an anti-yup film than an anti-feminist film

I think you either missed the point or are just drawing a valid but nonmainstream interpretation. Care to cite source why you think it's feminist?

WHAT DAY FOR DUBS

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