I'll be 23 in 3 months yet I'm still a virgin, I don't get on with people my own age either...

>23 in 3 months
ma nigga

I got a gf and lost my virginity at 20. it didn't change anything. she moved to another country and I have resumed being completely alone, bitches don't even give me a second glance

it won't solve your problems op

This tbqh, we're not living in some shitty american comedy for teenager, being a virgin is not an issue as long as you yourself are not obsessed with losing it

nothing wrong with fucking escort

go have fun and sit back and relax while she sucks on your meat

i would advise if its your first time turn the lights off so you can make more weird facial expressions when she succs you

when i went to escort she turned off the lights and started going crazy deep throat on my dick i was pulling the craziest facial expressions

Sex is great, it's even better with someone you really like.

Losing your virginity isn't as important as finding someone special.

I am 100% serious, 28yrsld dude. Go out there and find someone good for you first.

Honestly, renting an escort is probably the most proactive thing you can do in a situation like this.

Most 20-something virgins here are content with wallowing in their own self-loathing and pity. There's nothing good about letting yourself become a wizard.

Buy the damn escort. Make more gains until your looks over ride your social problems--those can be fixed too btw. You can do it.

losing virginity and caring about how you lose your virginity is the gayest shit ever

we are animals and animals just walk up to another animal and dump their cum inside then piss off. its the same with humans aswell

you want a special night with candles and rose petals? fag that shit only happens with female virgins males get treated like shit because we are pieces of shit

*unsheathes katana*
*commits soduku*

>Turning 20
>Only asked out one girl who rejected me.
>No more girls to ask out at work
>No girls at my ghetto community college for fuckups
>No girls in any of my hobbies
>Girls hate being hit on out and about.
>I'm never going to meet anyone.
>Why even bother anymore.

Wtf is wrong with me? When i wake up in the morning i am bottomline introverted, i am glad i dont have any friendships and i would rather die than talk to someone, but at night i get extremely extroverted and i can say hi to anyone i pass on the street and i start to fantasize on how amazing it would be to have friends or a girlfriend

this is terrible advice

>my and my gf's first night a few onths ago, both virgins
>made her cum twice through masturbation before i could get into her
>held her under her neck the second time I was fucking her that day
>it was mě Who was expecting it to be romantic and slow, instead it was very easy going attitude -wise, a bit rough and definitely not 'candles light romantic '
She hates this romantic fuckery

I left Veeky Forums for awhile and it's still filled with these
>Tfw no gf
>feels thread
>mirin thread
>high test (fat)
When are these threads going to be deleted?
Most peoples problems on this board would be fixed if they just socialize.

How many years were you gone?

But I'm 24 virgin who has some "friends", good paying job, a house and 3 cars. I have tons of hobbies(not video games) , too.
If I don't tell, many people automatically think I'm the alpha fuck bitches everyday
But girls would definetely laugh and dump me if I tell them I'm virgin

So there is no relation between the two. Being a virgin is THE worst curse on a man. That basically make the chance of having sex with girls zero, which makes me forever a virgin

But we are. At least 70% normies are and 1110000% women are in this mindset

Do you think women would logic? Whatever you say, they could simply say you're a loser by their pop nigger culture standard or a Twitter meme. And yes it matters.
Online you could deny it. But in real life you'd be screwed and thrown to the bottom of social status if women don't like you

Well I guess you should keep being left
Go away normie

Just for a year. I thought it would be more about fitness, but I guess the mods are slacking.
I do like the shitposting though. Which is why I like this place.

I feel you. I'm a 23 year old virgin with health problems that have turned me into a NEET. Life is unfair, but just remember that there's always someone who has it worse.

One thing I've come to learn through my shitty life is that you can't wait for shit to be over to be happy. You gotta learn to be as happy as you possibly can while the shitstorm is going on.

>you could disappear and maybe two people in the world would notice aside from your parents is very hard

so just don't tell anyone your a virgin. simple really

Any decent escort uses condoms every time.

It's the party girls who don't use condoms you need to be worried about.

OP, if it's a thing that bothers you get an escort, but store bought isn't really the same thing. Work on social skills.

I was 23 when I lost it. The next day, the rest of the world kept spinning, and nothing had changed. It really isn't as big of a deal as you're making it, my friend. Really.

I would strongly advise against telling women this, that is some full blown blue pill billy shit right der nigga. like some shit you hear on RomComs where they're like 'bee open with your feelings' and all that crap, which makes that vagina clam up like fort knox.

man who has not spread his seed = man that has something wrong with them in the mind of a woman

their strategy is to find men that other women desire, men with the good genes and shit. you're basically telling their inner cavewoman that no woman has ever wanted your genes. there are plenty of stories you can read or even hear IRL form guys who have told chicks and have been LJBF'd or walked out on.

your strategy is to fuck bitches, who cares about lying. the exception is occasionally you get these chicks who have defloration fetishes, but warped exceptions do not swallow the whole.

This is unfortunately true.

Never tell anyone you're a virgin if you're out of high school. There's just too much social stigma.

Some escorts have really dug me (especially if they were a few years older or shorter). I banged 14 total. I highly recommend escorts. I only had 6 gfs for free.

I don't want to feel this.

This man speaks the truth

look at how hyper-sexualized the west is in modern times, that makes it even worse imo. we all know how girls' brains work

>what's true for me must be true for everyone else too

they can walk out to a bar or a party and have horny dudes approaching them for sex. imagine how they view someone post-uni that still has their v-card. hell, even gutter trash guys can find a slam piggy to rut with.

if anyone feels bad about lying about it.. think about the lies that women tell their husbands about their body counts. they KNOW it's appalling to have a high one, but they keep it under wraps because that's how their strategy works. for one strategy to win, the other must lose.

I recently lost it at 26. We're all gonna make it brah.

I told this girl I was a virgin point blank and she was into it. She took it from me a couple years later. I know that shit will sound gay but if you're genuinely honest with someone, they might actually like you.

Dude, this is the reality we all want to believe in.

But it's not true; the vast majority of women are shallow, incapable of commitment (unless it suits their financial/child needs), and are gold-diggers. Men are expected to do EVERYTHING whilst give women a platform of equality. It's just not fair. Men are so much fucking easier.

>Finally get laid after weeks of finagling
>Take off her panties
>What I see is the most disgusting thing I've ever gazed upon
>The grossest roastie I've ever seen
>Venus mound so big it makes her vagina look fat and square
>Literally no hint labia majora
>Long thin and loose beef curtains
>The smell
I think this experience alone was enough to make me turn gay. Just thinking about it right now is making my stomach turn.

Keep it up buddy 7 more years and you become a wizard

>went to an asian parlor the other week
>had sex with the girl that gave the massage
>went down on her too

Brehs her pussy was so nice. She kinda guided my face down there so I figured why not.
What are the chances that I got an std?

>I ate out a prostitute

hahahaha what the fuck user

OP I'm a 29 year old virgin.

Your chances of losing your virginity plummet 20% roughly every 2 years. The best thing you can do is make a wide social circle and get a average gf and cum inside that bitch.

Once you established that you are capable of having sex eventually friends that were interest in you will come. Thats how normal people date anyway.

However know this, if you fuck a whore you would had just lost your virginity to a whore. Since I never had sex I couldn't tell you which is worse, never even having sex or just fucking a whore for 20 mins and then calling it quits.

Thankfully I have cancer and massive heart issues so I can finally fucking die.

Lower your standards and go on tinder. It's really easy

>Cucks

ahh, Veeky Forums - the key to fixing your life

I was a kissless, hugless, neet, friendless, virgin until I was 24 and I turned it all around.
I joined the army so I then had a social group, I started going out and meeting girls I was social especially considering that my parents were the only ones I spoke to up until then. Once I had friends I started having hobbies and interests and everything came from that.
I dont reccomend you go to the extreme of joining the army but join a group of some sort something you are interested in try to make friends there because no girl wants to be with a boring guy who has no interests or hobbies or friends.

24 years old and a kv here. I'll be 25 in less than 4 months and there are zero prospects on the horizon

NOBODY CARES

90% of women are bitches, 50% of those are fat

Being virgin/kissless/gfless whatever is just as much a luxury as having one bruv

Low to nil.

Not to mention, HPV and herpes are WAY more common, and less of a deal, than most people think

>not looking her in the eyes when she sucks your cock
fucking autist

>Those escorts that dont avoid eye contact

its intimidating as fuck and pretty uncomfortable
yes im an autist

Not that fag, but some people enjoy that.

Personally I don't bother with that for an escort, but any girl I take home I'm more than willing to eat out.

Eating an escort out is probably safe.
Think about the clients she sees; married white men who probably dont have any stds and dont want any due to them being fucked if they give them to the wife.
Dont eat out any backage hookers or streetwalkers though.

Do escorts suck with a condom on? cause that's no fun

Depends on the escort. Some won't even do a handy without a condom, others will let your creampie them for $100 extra.

Don't forget, you gotta protect yourself too.