Daily Reminded that if you do not shit twice a day

Daily Reminded that if you do not shit twice a day

You're BOWELS are JUST
and you nee more FIBER in your diet

Some days I shit thrice, is it serious?

>mfw I always shit exactly once a day
>mfw cutting its a liny log
>mfw bulking Ive clogged commercial toilets

Ever since I've started eating oats I started shitting twice a day for the first time in my life

Honestly I love shitting so it's great, would recommend

Whenever i eat fast food that shit goes right through me and i need to poo immediately

I hate shitting because I always get dingleberries... I literally time my shits to when I normally shower because of this. What do?

>you will never get to hang out with Lia and stare at her tits all day

Such a waste

No it means you are over taxing your digestive system or fell for the eat every 2 hours meme.

Med fag here, you must be from burgerland or icecreamville

I am on 1000 calorie deficit, and shit twice a week. I lost 8 kg since beginning of the last month (nearly 2 months). Is it bad?

>tfw you realize lia grew into a total slut

i remember her first videos brehs.. so ínnocent

I shit like 4 or 5 times a day though.

I am lucky to shit 3x a week.

>TFW chronic constipation

>shit before shower
>shit after shower
>shit before breakfast
>shit after breakfast
>shit between 1-3 more times in afternoon and evening
help

>You're BOWELS

I'm glad my bowels are just

I'd be worried if they were evil

I mean if youre that hot is there any reason to not be a slut? You basically get access to every social event, hot guys, and free booze/drugs

I do intermittent fasting, so I don't shit everyday and everything is pretty good with me.

>those legs

if it takes more than 1 min to take a shit. you also need more fiber.

What the fuck is a commercial toilet?

Please respond, I have to know

It's one which you buy

cut your bunghole hairs

>tfw you take 30 seconds to shit but 5 minutes to wipe

Wax your asshole. No joke, it doesn't hurt too bad and makes cleaning a lot easier.

I shit 6 or 7 times a day. How the everloving fuck do people go days in between?

guess what I just saved to my porn folder.
>Implying

>shit 6 or 7 times a day
Bruh, go see a fucking doctor.

Use Nair

If you want to keep your ass hair, try washing your ass in the shower, then using hair conditioner.

who weekly shits here? i'm like that little rat thing from futurama. fucking car crusher digestive system

drink more water man, at least 3-4L, it helps a lot more than you'd think

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No, there is something wrong with you. I shit once a day before I shower.