Is Jesus Christ the coolest guy in history?

Is Jesus Christ the coolest guy in history?

DEFINE "COOL".

a genuinely nice guy overall

DEFINE "NICE GUY".

Of course

No. The stoics came up with his relevant ideas hundreds of years before him.

>The stoics came up with his relevant ideas hundreds of years before him.

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT CHRISTIANITY, AND STOICISM, SHARE IDEAS, OR THAT THEY ARE MUTUALLY SIMILAR, YOU ARE IGNORANT AND CONFUSED.

>died a virgin at 33
lolno, what a fag

It was this guy.

>>>/reddit/

What people like you call themselves in the hopes that they'll have sex with them.

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Huh? Your post doesn't make any kind of sense.

"Nice Guys" are guys who act virtuous in hopes of impressing women online, and then freak out when rejected.
It's a Reddit thing.

he definitely wasnt a 'nice guy'

he joined above and below and walked on water as he calmed the storm, he mastered all transmutation, water to wine, dead to living and back again

he wasnt a nice guy at all

Is Muhammad the coolest guy in history?
(also known as Jesus the Reincarnated)

JR

That is true but the Stoics failed (miserably) in
their promotion of them. Jesus the author of
gospels and finisher of revelation made it
happen. Same for Muhammad, author.

>Jesus the author of gospels

Hahaha, what a typically moronic christcuck retard you are!

Where have you been dick breath.
Actually he did write all 5 books.
Revelation: Go suck more cock.

Lucifer

>That is true but the Stoics failed (miserably)
Not in their control. No need to get upset.

He wasn't the coolest guy OP. He was the embodiment of a Chad.

Muhammad Christ a/k/a Jesus Christ is the coolest guy in history.

Plato, in the 5th century BC, believed in an immortal soul that participates in frequent incarnations.
The major religions that hold a belief in reincarnation are Judaism, Christianity, Islam (Muslim),
Hinduism, Jainism, Buddhism, and Sikhism, to name a few. Those which do not will soon.

Think. Wait. Fast. Watch.

Siddhartha Brahma

Mishkan's under Stonehenge,
1.2m (4ft) below Helel Stone.
Thou shalt Dig or Earth dies.

YHWH Allah
(LORD God)

I guess it must be a cold day in hell because for once I agree with the ban evading autistic Mexican Nazi spammer.

Jesus was great he made bread and didn't afraid of Jews

And how does that apply to Rei? What does that have to do with the topic?

Grace is so OP people think Jesus wasn't even born. This is how cool he is.

Sounds good. Sign me up.

Is this Jesus Christ?

>Isralites had to beg Romans to nail Him to a cross for 3 days and stab him with a spear before he died...
He died before the spear, the spear was to make sure he was dead, how would you not remember this you fraud

You forgot this

>be Jesus
>get persecuted and shamed for preaching love and tolerance
>eventually my own fucking homies rat me out
>the Romans know this shit is fucked but they don't want another revolt and let the Jews decide to either let me free or let a rapist murderer free
>fucking Jews let the rapist free and call for my crucifixion
>get stabbed a shit ton and die
>my dad gets super pissed off
>I cool him down so he doesn't destroy the human race on a whim for killing me
>he huffs something about "nazis in a few millennia from now..." before walking away
He's pretty cool OP

nobody knows

I don’t understand how one could be retarded enough to believe that his man created the universe, other than not being interested in what actually makes sense.

>Is Jesus Christ the coolest myth in history?
YES

Yes

The most famous.

Yes yes yes

Of course

KeK

>died for our sins
>wasn't a dick about it

Thank you Jesus