How do I Hiking Chad mode?

How do I Hiking Chad mode?

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those guys look like they are something pretending to be human.

Like could you see these two doing something normal like sitting down on the couch watching t.v or having a beer at the pub?

>Upper body exposed to insects
>Overly tight jeans grow uncomfortable for long hikes
>pre ripped at the knee, low protective value
>Boots that prioritize form over function

2/10 form would not hike with

that's the gayest thing i've ever seen

>get your shit together
>get in your car
>drive to your nearest national/state park or forest
>find a trail
>walk

This

This looks like pics from a gay incest porno

Well now I'm just weirded out.

what fuckn bunch of poooofters

>Overly tight jeans grow uncomfortable for long hikes
have you never worn skinny jeans?

Arms, chest and shoulders
No back or legs

These two dudes
>buy matching clothes to suit scenery
>drive out to nearest woods
>walk 20 yards into said woods
>take photo
> go home upload to Instagram

Whats their instagram @?

In OPs picture those guys are dyel as fuck but put up pic related and you start asking wether they are natty. Shows what good lighting and photoshop can do.

>dyel as fuck

This meme is pretty dumb

dyelmode falls between skinnyfat/non-lifter and ottermode... i.e. some noobgains

These guys clearly lift, and in no way look dyel

Have you ever hiked?

To be clear, I'm referring to both OP picture and yours.

My point is they look like they lift... does calling them dyel make you feel bigger or something?

Yes, I've hiked all the way up in Scotland and climbed the highest mountain in the UK, I wore jeans, stops the bloodsucking insects from getting in and it provides tightness to your legs so its easier to walk, like a belt.

He has body dysmorphia like most of Veeky Forums

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Thought so

Nice dubs family

I got a pair of jeans that have a canvas denim in them so their stretchy but strong too.
I do prefer canvas khaki's tho as its easier to clean
t. guy who hikes in the desert with 6-8 in boots

>dat long necklace that draws your eyes to his crotch area
N-no homo right?

Fuck

These guys are the epitome of CHAD

while you are shitposting on 5chins
CHAD is FUCKING STACY on a hilltop EATING PIZZA

You have obviously never lifted in your life then if you dont think you could get the same gains as the op picture in about six months. Go back to fa faggot dont spread your bro science shit here we see right through your complete lack of knowledge on the subject.

Oh then you know that they don't get uncomfortable, theyre fucking unbearable as soon as you put then on to the point that only a skinny middle schooler could actually walk unhindered with them

>have you never worn skinny jeans?
No, my legs are too muscular and my cock/balls need the room.

>I'm fat

Do straight guys get turned off too when girls put WAY too much effort into their appearance?

I made a graph. Is it the same for you?

have a moderate amount of muscle
be lean
be tan
wear dark blue skinny jeans
wear a tan boot
have a neclace
have a styled haircut
have a decent face

there you go

you don't
chad is a metrosexual fag

Am i the only one who thinks these faggots look ugly as hell?

Yeah, that's pretty accurate for me

this doens't make sense, if anything the peak should be way closer to the middle

I agree.

There's something wrong with their face for sure, but i can't tell you what.

Their facial expression gives vibes of desperation to have their narcissism validated

Nice try permabulker

Theyve got huge teeth/weird gums

Think bryan sylva except these twins actually have the rest of their skull developed well

Who are these guys? I see them posted all the time.

Here's another pic of them that I'd saved.

lmao why did they take off their shirts? weirdos

this is the only straight pic

first pic they're in a fucking forest shirtless

second pic they're on a balcony shirtless wearing pants again

third pic they're on a dock wearing swim shorts so it's all good

>jeans
>stopping bloodsucking from insects

Y-you'll be mirin in 3 years, i'm just b-bloated, i swear.

;_;

>square pics
>reverse search doesn't give proper results

i got "tree" for the OP pic, I shit you not.

STEEEEEEERRROOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSS

Vinci twins.
They look great in some pictures, fucking weird in some others.